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Humorous Quotes SMS
If all else fails immortality can always
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith,…
I plan on living forever so far
I plan on living forever. So far, so good. ~Author Unknown
The only thing that stops god from
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one…
You know why the french dont want
You know why the French don’t want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America,…
The ships hung in the sky much
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t. ~Douglas…
And on the eighth day god said
And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge!" ~Author Unknown
Maybe this world is another planets hell
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. ~Aldous Huxley
Protect me from knowing what i dont
Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know. Protect me from even knowing…
Love your enemies it makes them so
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. ~P.D. EastCUL
The large print giveth but the small
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ~Tom Waits, Small Change
If you cannot answer a mans argument
If you cannot answer a man’s argument, all it not lost; you can still call…
Say what you will about the ten
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the…
The universe is merely a fleeting idea
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a pretty uncomfortable thought,…
Can we actually 34know34 the universe my
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around…
Its always darkest before the dawn so
It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper,…
If you teach your children nothing else
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey." …
Anybody can win unless there happens to
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George AdePCR
Just because youre not paranoid doesnt mean
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you. ~Colin Sautar
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown
You know the world is going crazy
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,…
A prisoner of war is a man
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and…
Before you criticize someone should walk a
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when…
Today is the last day of some
Today is the last day of some of your life. ~Author Unknown
Lead me not into temptation i can
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown
All my life ive wanted just once
All my life I’ve wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train…
The early bird gets the worm but
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown
There are truths of which i have
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only…
She was what we used to call
She was what we used to call a suicide blond – dyed by her own…
If the phone doesnt ring its me
If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me. ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet
A conclusion is the place where you
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. ~Attributed to Arthur McBride…
After all what is your hosts purpose
After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you…
I used to eat a lot of
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people…
All generalizations are bad rh grenier
All generalizations are bad. ~R.H. Grenier
I usually lump organized religion labor and
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points…
Duct tape is like the force it
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and…