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How true Quotes SMS
I tell you this and plain what
I tell you this, and I tell you plain: What you have done, you will…
Self checkout line the place where customers
Self-Checkout Line ? The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the…
It is often easier to ask for
It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. ~Grace Hopper
Shin a device for finding furniture in
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown
How is it that one match can
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a…
Amount of time it takes for a
Amount of time it takes for a dog to "do its business" is directly proportional…
Everything is funny as long it happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will RogersPH
The easiest way to find something lost
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. …
What you discover about lifes shell game
What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea…
Nothing is as frustrating arguing with someone
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about. ~Sam…
Its my luck that every time i
It’s my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God’s plan, I don’t…
If you wonder where your child left
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house…
No one is listening until you fart
No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Tell a man there are 300 billion
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. …
Its frustrating when you know all the
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the…
How is it that our memory good
How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that…
A bargain is something you cant use
A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. ~Franklin P….
I have never met anyone who wanted
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support. …
Its annoying to be disapproved of by
It’s annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story –…
If you wish to forget anything on
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing…
Warranty a notice telling the buyer
Warranty ? A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will…