Category: Housework Quotes SMS

Housework Quotes SMS

Housework Quotes SMS

The rose bowl is the only bowl

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to…

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My second favorite household chore is ironing

My second favorite household chore is ironing.  My first being hitting my head on the…

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The fellow that owns his own home

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware…

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Cleaning your house while kids are still

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before…

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There was no need to do any

There was no need to do any housework at all.  After the first four years…

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Always keep your home presentable assuming you

Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation.  ~Robert…

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Im not going to vacuum until sears

I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.  ~Roseanne Barr

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When it comes to housework the one

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever…

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Please dont feed the dust bunnies author

Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.  ~Author Unknown

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I always thought a yard was three

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.  ~C.E….

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The only really good place to buy

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber…

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If the shelves are dusty and pots

If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s because I have better…

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One only needs two tools in life

One only needs two tools in life:  WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape…

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I am thankful for a lawn that

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters…

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Thank god for dirty dishes they have

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go…

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Law of the workshop any tool when

Law of the Workshop:  Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. …

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Old houses mended cost little less than

Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they’re ended. ~Colley CibberMCTO

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Few tasks are more like the torture

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: …

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I am never five minutes into stripping

I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start…

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You dont get anything clean without getting

You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.  ~Cecil Baxter

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Our house is clean enough to be

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.  ~Author…

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The meals complete when the kitchens neat

The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat.  ~Author Unknown

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Vacuums dont clean houses people everybody loves

Vacuums don’t clean houses.  People clean houses.  ~Everybody Loves Raymond, "Humm Vac," written by Lew…

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There is no daily chore so trivial

There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping…

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Three fourths of the earths surface is water

Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land.  It is quite clear…

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This is a honeydew day that when

This is a honeydew day.  That is when you get a day off and the…

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Law of window cleaning its on the

Law of Window Cleaning:  It’s on the other side.  ~Author Unknown

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We labor to make a house home

We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we…

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A perfect summer day is when the

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the…