Category: Housework Quotes SMS
Housework Quotes SMS
The rose bowl is the only bowl
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to…
My second favorite household chore is ironing
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the…
The fellow that owns his own home
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware…
Cleaning your house while kids are still
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before…
There was no need to do any
There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years…
Always keep your home presentable assuming you
Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. ~Robert…
Im not going to vacuum until sears
I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr
When it comes to housework the one
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever…
Please dont feed the dust bunnies author
Please don’t feed the dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown
I always thought a yard was three
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. ~C.E….
The only really good place to buy
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber…
If the shelves are dusty and pots
If the shelves are dusty and the pots don’t shine, it’s because I have better…
One only needs two tools in life
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape…
I am thankful for a lawn that
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters…
Thank god for dirty dishes they have
Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go…
Law of the workshop any tool when
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. …
Old houses mended cost little less than
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they’re ended. ~Colley CibberMCTO
Few tasks are more like the torture
Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: …
I am never five minutes into stripping
I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start…
You dont get anything clean without getting
You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. ~Cecil Baxter
Our house is clean enough to be
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. ~Author…
The meals complete when the kitchens neat
The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. ~Author Unknown
Vacuums dont clean houses people everybody loves
Vacuums don’t clean houses. People clean houses. ~Everybody Loves Raymond, "Humm Vac," written by Lew…
There is no daily chore so trivial
There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping…
Three fourths of the earths surface is water
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear…
This is a honeydew day that when
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the…
Law of window cleaning its on the
Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. ~Author Unknown
We labor to make a house home
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we…
A perfect summer day is when the
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the…