Category: Gambling Quotes SMS
Gambling Quotes SMS
There is but one good throw upon
There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. …
You know horses are smarter than people
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke…
A race track is a place where
A race track is a place where windows clean people. ~Danny ThomasCUL
The better the gambler worse man publilius
The better the gambler, the worse the man. ~Publilius SyrusDCD
Horse racing is animated roulette roger kahn
Horse racing is animated roulette. ~Roger KahnCUL
In most betting shops you will see
In most betting shops you will see three windows marked "Bet Here," but only one…
Betting is the manure to which enormous
Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in…
Luck never gives it only lends swedish
Luck never gives; it only lends. ~Swedish ProverbPMB
The safest way to double your money
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put…
If you aint just a little scared
If you ain’t just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either…
A dollar picked up in the road
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99…
The typical gambler might not really understand
The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the…
At the gambling table there are no
At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons. ~Chinese Proverb
The race is not always to the
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but…
Man is a gaming animal he must
Man is a gaming animal. He must always be trying to get the better in…
I met with an accident on the
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. ~Joe…
There is a very easy way to
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: …
Gambling the sure way of getting nothing
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something. ~Wilson Mizner
One of the healthiest ways to gamble
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of…
The urge to gamble is so universal
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice is so pleasurable, that I…