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Food Quotes SMS
There is no such thing as a
There is no such thing as a little garlic. ~A. BaerCOCI, ETW
Cold beer and pizza are spiritual betsy
Cold beer and pizza are spiritual. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comCold beer & pizza are spiritual….
You can make any meal into a
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal. ~Jeff…
Large naked raw carrots are acceptable as
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches…
Did you ever stop to taste a
Did you ever stop to taste a carrot? Not just eat it, but taste it? …
The way you cut your meat reflects
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~ConfuciusCOCI
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them…
In mexico we have a word for
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. ~José SimonsCOCI
We think fast food is equivalent to
We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert
Breadbaking is one of those almost hypnotic
[Breadbaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from some ancient ceremony. …
Those who forget the pasta are condemned
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. ~Author Unknown
Always eat grapes downward that is
Always eat grapes downward – that is eat the best grapes first; in this way…
I take a vitamin every day its
I take a vitamin every day. It’s called a steak. ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick,…
Bread deals with living things giving life
Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed, the grain…
We got married in a fever hotter
SPICY FOODS We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout. ~June Carter…
The woman just ahead of you at
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries…
Shipping is a terrible thing to do
Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like…
Rice is born in water and must
Rice is born in water and must die in wine. ~Italian ProverbCOCI
I refuse to believe that trading recipes
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least…
this special feeling towards fruit its
This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal…. We…
Anybody who believes that the way to
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…
To the old saying that man built
To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a…
This is every cooks opinion no
This is every cook’s opinion – no savory dish without an onion, but lest your…
No man is lonely eating spaghetti it
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. ~Christopher Morley
You can do a lot for your
You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots. ~Ted…
Eat little sleep sound iranian proverb
Eat little, sleep sound. ~Iranian ProverbCOCI
My favorite animal is steak fran lebowitz
My favorite animal is steak. ~Fran LebowitzCOCI
There is nothing better on a cold
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. …
Hey yogurt if youre so cultured how
Hey yogurt, if you’re so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? …
Its so beautifully arranged on the plate
It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all…
It is in my view the duty
It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable,…
We dont need a melting pot in
We don’t need a melting pot in this country, folks. We need a salad bowl. …
After all the trouble you go to
After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out…
Avoid fruit and nuts you are what
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. ~Jim DavisCOCI
Food is an important part of a
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. ~Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, "Food for…
Greens too have a complex history in
END SPICY FOODS GREENS Greens too have a complex history in the South. They were…
In general mankind since the improvement in
In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. …
If you plant twinkies in your body
If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health?…
Part of the secret success in life
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and…
The more you eat the less flavor
The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor. ~Chinese…
Green leafy happiness and cherry red life bursting
Green leafy happiness and cherry-red life, bursting with seeds. ~Terri Guillemets
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter,…
Red meat is not bad for you
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that?s bad for you! ~Tommy…
A bagel is a doughnut with the
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George RosenbaumCOCI
Verses of veggies poems fruit dotted with
Verses of veggies poems of fruit dotted with seeds raw green rhymes in melodious bodies…
You know how i feel about tacos
You know how I feel about tacos. It’s the only food shaped like a smile. …
We plan we toil suffer in
We plan, we toil, we suffer – in the hope of what? A camel-load of…
Edible adj good to eat and wholesome
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,…
And of course the funniest food all
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~George Carlin
A converted cannibal is one who on
A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen. ~Emily Lotney
The us palate now understands spicy lynn
The U.S. palate now understands spicy. ~Lynn Dornblaser
Preserve and treat food as you would
Preserve and treat food as you would your body, remembering that in time food will…
Chowder breathes reassurance it steams consolation clementine
Chowder breathes reassurance. It steams consolation. ~Clementine PaddlefordETW; COCI
Studies find top 3 most stressful moments
Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people’s lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing…
All sorrows are less with bread miguel
All sorrows are less with bread. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don QuixoteCOCI
Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human
Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human, eager and fragile and prone to rot. ~John…
Bread and butter devoid of charm in
Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree. …
The colors of a fresh garden salad
The colors of a fresh garden salad are so extraordinary, no painter’s pallet can duplicate…
Stored away in some brain cell is
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven’t…
Dont forget that the flavors of wine
Don’t forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting…
Lettuce greens and celery though much eaten
Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without…
As for butter versus margarine i trust
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan Gussow
As hungry as the sea and can
There is no woman’s sides. Can bide the beating of so strong a passion, As…
A golfers diet live on greens as
A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible. ~Author Unknown
He that eats till he is sick
He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well. ~English ProverbDCMOO
Everything i eat has been proved by
Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly…
The breakfast slimes angel food cake doughnuts
The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build…
There is no sight on earth more
There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making…
Strawberries are the angels of earth innocent
Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching…
The poets have been mysteriously silent on
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ~G.K. Chesterton
No i dont take soup you cant
No, I don’t take soup. You can’t build a meal on a lake. ~Elsie de…
Chronic disease is a foodborne illness
Chronic disease is a foodborne illness. We ate our way into this mess, and we…
My mom said the two most important
My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms… you…
Sex is good but not as good
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. ~Garrison Keillor
Never work before breakfast if you have
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. …
Food for thought is no substitute the
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. ~Walt Kelly
If organic farming is the natural way
If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn’t organic produce just be called “produce” and…
Im sorry was this chicken seasoned with
I’m sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava? ~Psych, "Bollywood Homicide," 2009, written by…
What is stronger than a mothers love
What is stronger than a mother’s love? The smell of spring onions on your girl’s…
The trouble with eating italian food is
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry…
It would be nice if the food
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic…
The inventor of soda crackers has a
The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell. ~Martin H. FischerFFM
Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. ~Author Unknown
Ask not what you can do for
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ~Orson Welles
You can say this for ready mixes
You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any…
The story of barbecue is the america
The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent,…
There is no love sincerer than the
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw, "The Revolutionist’s…