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There is no such thing as a

There is no such thing as a little garlic.  ~A. BaerCOCI, ETW

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Cold beer and pizza are spiritual betsy

Cold beer and pizza are spiritual.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comCold beer & pizza are spiritual….

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You can make any meal into a

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.  ~Jeff…

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Large naked raw carrots are acceptable as

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches…

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Did you ever stop to taste a

Did you ever stop to taste a carrot?  Not just eat it, but taste it? …

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The way you cut your meat reflects

The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.  ~ConfuciusCOCI

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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them…

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In mexico we have a word for

In Mexico we have a word for sushi:  bait.  ~José SimonsCOCI

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We think fast food is equivalent to

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.  ~Steve Elbert

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Breadbaking is one of those almost hypnotic

[Breadbaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from some ancient ceremony. …

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Those who forget the pasta are condemned

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.  ~Author Unknown

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Always eat grapes downward that is

Always eat grapes downward – that is eat the best grapes first; in this way…

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I take a vitamin every day its

I take a vitamin every day.  It’s called a steak.  ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve Rudnick,…

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Bread deals with living things giving life

Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed, the grain…

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We got married in a fever hotter

SPICY FOODS We got married in a fever hotter than a pepper sprout.  ~June Carter…

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The woman just ahead of you at

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries…

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Shipping is a terrible thing to do

Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like…

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Rice is born in water and must

Rice is born in water and must die in wine.  ~Italian ProverbCOCI

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I refuse to believe that trading recipes

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly.  Tuna fish casserole is at least…

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this special feeling towards fruit its

This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal…. We…

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Anybody who believes that the way to

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked…

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To the old saying that man built

To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a…

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This is every cooks opinion no

This is every cook’s opinion – no savory dish without an onion, but lest your…

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No man is lonely eating spaghetti it

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.  ~Christopher Morley

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You can do a lot for your

You can do a lot for your diet by eliminating foods that have mascots.  ~Ted…

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Eat little sleep sound iranian proverb

Eat little, sleep sound.  ~Iranian ProverbCOCI

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My favorite animal is steak fran lebowitz

My favorite animal is steak.  ~Fran LebowitzCOCI

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There is nothing better on a cold

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. …

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Hey yogurt if youre so cultured how

Hey yogurt, if you’re so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? …

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Its so beautifully arranged on the plate

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all…

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It is in my view the duty

It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable,…

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We dont need a melting pot in

We don’t need a melting pot in this country, folks.  We need a salad bowl. …

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After all the trouble you go to

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out…

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Avoid fruit and nuts you are what

Avoid fruit and nuts.  You are what you eat.  ~Jim DavisCOCI

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Food is an important part of a

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.  ~Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, "Food for…

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Greens too have a complex history in

END SPICY FOODS GREENS Greens too have a complex history in the South.  They were…

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In general mankind since the improvement in

In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. …

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If you plant twinkies in your body

If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health?…

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Part of the secret success in life

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and…

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The more you eat the less flavor

The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.  ~Chinese…

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Green leafy happiness and cherry red life bursting

Green leafy happiness and cherry-red life, bursting with seeds.  ~Terri Guillemets

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Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying

Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread with fresh butter,…

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Red meat is not bad for you

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that?s bad for you!  ~Tommy…

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A bagel is a doughnut with the

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.  ~George RosenbaumCOCI

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Verses of veggies poems fruit dotted with

Verses of veggies poems of fruit dotted with seeds raw green rhymes in melodious bodies…

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You know how i feel about tacos

You know how I feel about tacos.  It’s the only food shaped like a smile. …

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We plan we toil suffer in

We plan, we toil, we suffer – in the hope of what?  A camel-load of…

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Edible adj good to eat and wholesome

Edible, adj.:  Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,…

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And of course the funniest food all

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.  ~George Carlin

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A converted cannibal is one who on

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.  ~Emily Lotney

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The us palate now understands spicy lynn

The U.S. palate now understands spicy.  ~Lynn Dornblaser

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Preserve and treat food as you would

Preserve and treat food as you would your body, remembering that in time food will…

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Chowder breathes reassurance it steams consolation clementine

Chowder breathes reassurance.  It steams consolation.  ~Clementine PaddlefordETW; COCI

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Studies find top 3 most stressful moments

Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people’s lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing…

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All sorrows are less with bread miguel

All sorrows are less with bread.  ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don QuixoteCOCI

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Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human

Of plants tomatoes seemed the most human, eager and fragile and prone to rot.  ~John…

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Bread and butter devoid of charm in

Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree. …

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The colors of a fresh garden salad

The colors of a fresh garden salad are so extraordinary, no painter’s pallet can duplicate…

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Stored away in some brain cell is

Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven’t…

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Dont forget that the flavors of wine

Don’t forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of infecting…

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Lettuce greens and celery though much eaten

Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without…

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As for butter versus margarine i trust

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.  ~Joan Gussow

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As hungry as the sea and can

There is no woman’s sides. Can bide the beating of so strong a passion, As…

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A golfers diet live on greens as

A golfer’s diet:  live on greens as much as possible.  ~Author Unknown

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He that eats till he is sick

He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.  ~English ProverbDCMOO

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Everything i eat has been proved by

Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly…

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The breakfast slimes angel food cake doughnuts

The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread and gravy cannot build…

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There is no sight on earth more

There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making…

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Strawberries are the angels of earth innocent

Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green leafy wings reaching…

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.  ~G.K. Chesterton

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No i dont take soup you cant

No, I don’t take soup.  You can’t build a meal on a lake.  ~Elsie de…

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Chronic disease is a foodborne illness

Chronic disease is a foodborne illness. We ate our way into this mess, and we…

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My mom said the two most important

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms… you…

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Sex is good but not as good

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn.  ~Garrison Keillor

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Never work before breakfast if you have

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. …

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Food for thought is no substitute the

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.  ~Walt Kelly

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If organic farming is the natural way

If organic farming is the natural way, shouldn’t organic produce just be called “produce” and…

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Im sorry was this chicken seasoned with

I’m sorry, was this chicken seasoned with molten lava?  ~Psych, "Bollywood Homicide," 2009, written by…

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What is stronger than a mothers love

What is stronger than a mother’s love?  The smell of spring onions on your girl’s…

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The trouble with eating italian food is

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re hungry…

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It would be nice if the food

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic…

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The inventor of soda crackers has a

The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.  ~Martin H. FischerFFM

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Coles law thinly sliced cabbage author unknown

Cole’s Law:  Thinly sliced cabbage.  ~Author Unknown

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Ask not what you can do for

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. ~Orson Welles

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You can say this for ready mixes

You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any…

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He who eats alone chokes alone proverb

He who eats alone chokes alone.  ~ProverbCOCI

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The story of barbecue is the america

The story of barbecue is the story of America:  Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent,…

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There is no love sincerer than the

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.  ~George Bernard Shaw, "The Revolutionist’s…