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Fishing Quotes SMS
The fishing was good it the catching
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. ~A.K. Best
Bragging may not bring happiness but no
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home…
You cannot catch trout with dry breeches
You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. ~Spanish Proverb
Last year i went fishing with salvador
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He…
It has always been my private conviction
It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against…
If youve got short stubby fingers and
If you’ve got short, stubby fingers and wear reading glasses, any relaxation you would normally…
As the evening sky faded from a
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray,…
Fishing is boring unless you catch an
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave…
I am not against golf since cannot
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the…
I fish better with a lit cigar
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. ~Nick Lyons,…
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author UnknownCDC
Three fourths of the earths surface is water
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear…
Even eminent chartered accountants are known in
Even eminent chartered accountants are known, in their capacity as fishermen, blissfully to ignore differences…
A bad day of fishing is better
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work. ~Author Unknown
Trout that doesnt think two jumps and
…trout that doesn’t think two jumps and several runs ahead of the average fisherman is…
If people concentrated on the really important
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of…
The charm of fishing is that it
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but…
Gone fishin be back at dark thirty author
Gone fishin’, be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown
The best way to a fishermans heart
The best way to a fisherman’s heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown
All fishermen are liars its an occupational
All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s…
There is no greater fan of fly
There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. ~Patrick F. McManus, Never…
Enjoy thy stream o harmless fish and
Enjoy thy stream, O harmless fish; And when an angler for his dish, Through gluttony’s…
There is certainly something in angling that
There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. …
br / [C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making bab
[C]atching fish is as incidental to fishing as making babies is to fucking. ~William Humphrey,…
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. ~Author Unknown
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost…
Good things come to those who bait
Good things come to those who bait. ~Author Unknown