Category: Election 2024 Quotes SMS
Election 2024 Quotes SMS
Democracy was getting old anyway author unknown
Democracy was getting old anyway. ~Author Unknown
Take our politicians theyre a bunch of
Take our politicians: they’re a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between…
Count ballots not judges author unknown
Count ballots, not judges. ~Author Unknown
Hell i never vote for anybody always
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. ~W.C. Fields
Whenever a man has cast longing eye
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his…
Truth is not determined by majority vote
Truth is not determined by majority vote. ~Doug Gwyn
At the rate were going inaugural ball
At the rate we’re going, the Inaugural Ball is going to be a surprise party. …
The good news is the white house
The good news is the White House is now giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. …
Youve got bush and gore headed to
You’ve got Bush and Gore headed to the Supreme Court. You’ve got George W. Bush’s…
Every two years the american politics industry
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous,…
Do you ever get the feeling that
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to…
Which is worse screwing an intern or
Which is worse, screwing an intern or screwing the country? ~Author Unknown
If every vote counts then count vote
If every vote counts, then count every vote! ~Author Unknown
One person one vote may not apply
One person, one vote.* (*May not apply in all states.) ~Author Unknown
Democracy is being allowed to vote for
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. ~Robert Byrne
If god wanted us to vote he
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay LenoBTSG
He struggles to exude authority furrows his
He struggles to exude authority. He furrows his brow, trying to look more sagacious, but…
Dont vote it only encourages them billy
Don’t vote, it only encourages them. ~Billy Connolly, An Audience with Billy Connolly, 1985
The problem with political jokes is they
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate
Dont blame me i voted with the
Don’t blame me. I voted with the majority. ~Author Unknown
Dick cheney had a mild heart attack
Dick Cheney had a mild heart attack, but they say he’ll soon be able to…