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Driving Quotes SMS

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A tree never hits an automobile except

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.  ~American Proverb

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A city that outdistances mans walking powers

A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man.  ~Arnold Toynbee

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A commuter tie up consists of you

A commuter tie-up consists of you – and people who for some reason won’t use…

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The civilized man has built a coach

The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. …

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Im not sure about automobiles with all

I’m not sure… he’s wrongabout automobiles…. Eugene said.  With all their speed forward they may…

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I feel like am diagonally parked in

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.  ~Author Unknown

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The shortest distance between two points is

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.  ~Noelie Altito

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Life is too short for traffic dan

Life is too short for traffic.  ~Dan Bellack

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Making a left turn in la is

Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you’re going to…

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Consider the man on horseback and i

google_ad_region_end Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for…

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Every time i see an adult on

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the…

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When buying a used car punch the

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations…

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Two hundred forty horsepower isnt enough to move

Two-hundred forty horsepower isn’t enough to move me anymore.  Enough to move my body, yes,…

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No one should be able to enter

No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.  ~Garrett Hardin, The…

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Leave sooner drive slower live longer author

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.  ~Author Unknown

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Modern technology owes ecology an apology alan

Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison

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The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in…

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The speedway ends at the cemetery author

google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery.  ~Author UnknownQSO

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Driving a brand new car feels like

google_ad_region_start Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with…

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No other man made device since the shields

No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the knights quite fulfills a…

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The best car safety device is a

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.  ~Dudley…

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Car sickness is the feeling you get

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due.  ~Author Unknown

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Anyone driving slower than you is an

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…

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Speed limit a sign that tells

Speed Limit ? A sign that tells you at what speed the car that’s rapidly…

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Take most people theyre crazy about cars

Take most people, they’re crazy about cars.  They worry if they get a little scratch…

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It finally happened i got the gps

It finally happened.  I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile,…

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Patience is something you admire in the

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one…

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The longest journey begins with a single

The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition…

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I represent what is left of a

google_ad_region_end I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian…….

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Another way to solve the traffic problems

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law…

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The automobile has not merely taken over

The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue…

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Eighty percent of the people britain want

Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport –…

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Stupidity is not a handicap park elsewhere

Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere!  ~Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

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Each year it seems to take less

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer…

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Everything in life is somewhere else and

google_ad_region_start Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.  ~E.B….

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I drive way too fast to worry

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.  ~Author Unknown