Category: Driving Quotes SMS
Driving Quotes SMS
A tree never hits an automobile except
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. ~American Proverb
A city that outdistances mans walking powers
A city that outdistances man’s walking powers is a trap for man. ~Arnold Toynbee
A commuter tie up consists of you
A commuter tie-up consists of you – and people who for some reason won’t use…
The civilized man has built a coach
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. …
Im not sure about automobiles with all
I’m not sure… he’s wrongabout automobiles…. Eugene said. With all their speed forward they may…
I feel like am diagonally parked in
I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ~Author Unknown
The shortest distance between two points is
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~Noelie Altito
Making a left turn in la is
Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you’re going to…
Consider the man on horseback and i
google_ad_region_end Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for…
Every time i see an adult on
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the…
When buying a used car punch the
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations…
Two hundred forty horsepower isnt enough to move
Two-hundred forty horsepower isn’t enough to move me anymore. Enough to move my body, yes,…
No one should be able to enter
No one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means. ~Garrett Hardin, The…
Leave sooner drive slower live longer author
Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer. ~Author Unknown
Modern technology owes ecology an apology alan
Modern technology Owes ecology An apology. ~Alan M. Eddison
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in…
The speedway ends at the cemetery author
google_ad_region_end The speedway ends at the cemetery. ~Author UnknownQSO
Driving a brand new car feels like
google_ad_region_start Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with…
No other man made device since the shields
No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the knights quite fulfills a…
The best car safety device is a
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley…
Car sickness is the feeling you get
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown
Anyone driving slower than you is an
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
Speed limit a sign that tells
Speed Limit ? A sign that tells you at what speed the car that’s rapidly…
Take most people theyre crazy about cars
Take most people, they’re crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch…
It finally happened i got the gps
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile,…
Patience is something you admire in the
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one…
The longest journey begins with a single
The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition…
I represent what is left of a
google_ad_region_end I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian…….
Another way to solve the traffic problems
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law…
The automobile has not merely taken over
The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue…
Eighty percent of the people britain want
Eighty percent of the people of Britain want more money spent on public transport –…
Stupidity is not a handicap park elsewhere
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! ~Author unknown, as seen on a shirt
Each year it seems to take less
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer…
Everything in life is somewhere else and
google_ad_region_start Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~E.B….
I drive way too fast to worry
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown