Category: Dieting Quotes SMS
Dieting Quotes SMS
I am not a glutton an
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. ~Erma BombeckETW, COCI
I have gained and lost the same
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over…
She looked as if she had been
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to…
Im on a seafood diet i see
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ~Author Unknown
Dont go out of your weigh to
Don’t go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown
Dieting is wishful shrinking author unknown
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown
Im in shape round is a shape
I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it? ~Author Unknown
If hunger is not the problem then
If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. ~Author Unknown
The leading cause of death among fashion
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry
Inside some of us is a thin
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can…
Where do you go to get anorexia
Where do you go to get anorexia? ~Shelley WintersETW
You know its time to diet when
You know it’s time to diet when you push away from the table and the…
I go up and down the scale
I go up and down the scale so often that if they ever perform an…
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing
Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing…
Albert einstein who discovered that a tiny
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge…
Ive been on a constant diet for
I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total…
Ive been on a diet for two
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is fourteen days. …
History is apt to judge harshly those
History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. ~Harold MacMillanCUL
In the middle ages they had guillotines
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have…
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks author unknown
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown
As for food half of my friends
As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. ~Chauncey…
Were the country that has more food
We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the…
I am a nutritional overachiever author unknown
I am a nutritional overachiever. ~Author Unknown
All people are made alike of
All people are made alike – of bones and flesh and dinner – Only the…
Never eat more than you can lift
Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss PiggyETW
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to…
If you really want to be depressed
If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams. ~Jason Love
When friends tell you how awesome look
When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to…
Reality check you can never ever use
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not…
In general mankind since the improvement of
In general, mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. …
Obesity is a mental state disease brought
Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. ~Cyril Connolly,…
The cardiologists diet if it tastes good
The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown
My wife is a light eater as
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat….
Saying yes to the skinny jeans by
Saying yes to the skinny jeans by saying no to the donuts. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon,…
The only way to lose weight is
The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy RyanWL
The first thing you lose on a
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. ~Author Unknown
A diet is the penalty we pay
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown
I feel about airplanes the way diets
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that…
I have a great diet youre allowed
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must…
A waist is a terrible thing to
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ~Tom WilsonNEMYL
Im not overweight just nine inches too
I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short. ~Shelley Winters
I keep trying to lose weight but
I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
Govern well thy appetite lest sin surprise
Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death. ~John MiltonCOE
Forget love id rather fall in
Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate! ~Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes
Probably nothing in the world arouses more
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of…
You cant lose weight by talking about
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. …
Clogged with yesterdays excess the body drags
Clogged with yesterday’s excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~HoraceETW
Dont dig your grave with own knife
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~English ProverbCOCI
To promise not to do a thing
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to…
We never repent of having eaten too
We never repent of having eaten too little. ~Thomas Jefferson, 1825DCMOO
The commonest form of malnutrition in the
The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn DeitelDCMOO
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~Author…
If i had been around when rubens
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as…