Category: Desserts Quotes SMS

Desserts Quotes SMS

Desserts Quotes SMS

I dont cry over spilt milk but

I don’t cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough…

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Vegetables are a must on diet i

Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin…

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Coffee makes it possible to get out

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed.  Chocolate makes it worthwhile.  ~Author Unknown

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Ice cream cravings are not to be

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.comice cream cravings…

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But i when i undress me each

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord…

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When youre dead dead and until then

[W]hen you’re dead, you’re dead. And until then, there’s ice cream. ~The Mentalist, “The Redshirt,”…

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You are my favorite excuse to whip

You are my favorite excuse to whip cream.  ~Anonymous Voyeurtwitter.com/AnonymousVoyeur/status/12051014475, UWP

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I doubt whether the world holds for

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first…

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Self discipline implies some unpleasant things to me

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my…

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Once in a young lifetime one should

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as…

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Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick

Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.  Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.  ~Spanish…

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Put 34eat chocolate34 at the top of

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.  That…

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Dont wreck a sublime chocolate experience by

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.  ~Lora Brody

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A balanced diet is a cookie in

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.  ~Author Unknown

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Ice cream is exquisite what a pity

Ice cream is exquisite.  What a pity it isn’t illegal.  ~Voltaire

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A boy doesnt have to go war

A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say…

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Strength is the capacity to break a

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare…

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If not for chocolate there would be

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.  An entire…

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We dare not trust our wit for

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so…

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Scoops of mint ice cream with chips

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.  ~Jim Bishop, "On the English…

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Id give up chocolate but im no

I’d give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter!  ~Author Unknown

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Ice cream is happiness condensed jessi lane

Ice cream is happiness condensed.  ~Jessi Lane Adams

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Venice is like eating an entire box

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.  ~Truman Capote

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There are four basic food groups milk

There are four basic food groups:  milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. …

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Ill obey them in the winter when

I’ll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give…

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Theres nothing better than a good friend

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.  ~Linda Grayson,…

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After eating chocolate you feel godlike as

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice…

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Chocolate is like medicine but as

Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. …

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I prefer to regard a dessert as

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman:  subtle, a…

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As with most fine things chocolate has

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple memory aid…

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Twill make old women young and fresh

‘Twill make old women young and fresh, Create new motions of the flesh. And cause…

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All i really need is love but

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! …

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Fudge is a noun verb an interjection

Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!  ~Terri Guillemets

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Save the earth its only planet with

Save the earth.  It’s the only planet with chocolate.  ~Author Unknown

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After about 20 years of marriage im

After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that…

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I want to have a good body

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. …