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Curmudgeon Quotes SMS
Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy
Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation. ~James Thurber, Further Fables for Our Time,…
I do not believe in revealed religion
I do not believe in revealed religion – I will have nothing to do with…
Why is it that we rejoice at
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? Is…
Men hate to be misunderstood and understood
Men hate to be misunderstood, and to be understood makes them furious. ~Edgar SaltusCUL
Many of us go through life feeling
Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not…
I hate to be near the sea
I hate to be near the sea, and to hear it raging and roaring like…
A satirist is a man who discovers
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them…
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Medvedénko: "Why do you always wear black?" Masha: "I am in mourning for my life."…
Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit
Sarcasm is the sour cream of wit. ~Author Unknown
A cynic is a person searching for
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. ~Edgar…
He seems to have seen better days
He seems To have seen better days, as who has not Who has seen yesterday?…
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I am too tired to fight, but too stubborn to conform to the ways of…
Oftentimes when people are miserable they will
Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But…
I advise you to go on living
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your…
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. ~Ernest Hemingway (Thanks, Schanna)
Youre obliged to pretend respect for people
You’re obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached…
Nothing is more miserable than man of
Nothing is more miserable than man, Of all upon the earth that breathes and creeps….
All our lives we are putting pennies
All our lives we are putting pennies – our most golden pennies – into penny-in-the-slot…
All my joys to this are folly
All my joys to this are folly, Naught so sweet as melancholy. ~Robert Burton, The…
Happy endings are only stories that havent
Happy endings are only stories that haven’t finished yet. ~Simon Kinberg, Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Paradoxical as it sounds many intellectuals prefer
Paradoxical as it sounds, many intellectuals prefer life in the mud to life in clear…
A cynic knows the price of everything
A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady…
Comfort or revelation god owes us one
Comfort, or revelation: God owes us one of these, but surely not both. ~Mignon McLaughlin,…
Man is the cruelest animal at tragedies
Man is the cruelest animal. At tragedies, bullfights, and crucifixions he has so far felt…
Perhaps if we saw what was ahead
Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the crimes, follies, and…
Oh for a lodge in some vast
Oh for a lodge in some vast wilderness, Some boundless contiguity of shade, Where rumour…
The army of wrongness rampant in the
[T]he army of wrongness rampant in the world might as well march over me. ~Truman…
Not to be born at all would
Not to be born at all would be the best thing for man, never to…
We semaphore from ship to ship but
We semaphore from ship to ship, but they’re sinking, too. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s…
Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from
Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from womb to tomb, and, when we are least…
My heart is glass daily shattered jaesse
My heart is glass, daily shattered. ~Jaesse Tyler
I put the question directly to myself
[I] put the question directly to myself: "Suppose that all your objects in life were…
I like long walks especially when theyre
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. ~Fred AllenCUL
The only thing that could spoil a
The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters…
I dont answer the phone get feeling
I don’t answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will…
Satire is a sort of glass wherein
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their…