Category: Cows Quotes SMS

Custard:  A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and…

Condensed milk is wonderful.  I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit…

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking…

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out…

The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’…

There’s something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking…

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, "I think that…

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth. …

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.  ~Proverb

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual…

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.  ~George Bernard…

Greatness alone in not enough, or the cow would outrun the hare.  ~Proverb

All is not butter that comes from the cow.  ~Proverb

To laugh is human but to moo is bovine.  ~Author Unknown

When a cow laughs, does milk come out her nose?  ~Author Unknown

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120…