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Computers Quotes SMS
The real danger is not that computers
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that…
Computers have lots of memory but no
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination. ~Author UnknownDCQ
If computers get too powerful we can
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in. …
Unless in communicating with it one says
Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to…
Windows is just dos in drag author
Windows is just DOS in drag. ~Author Unknown
Its not computer literacy that we should
It’s not computer literacy that we should be working on, but sort of human-literacy. Computers…
Database the information you lose when your
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to…
My computer kept beating the pants off
My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it…
In the old days people robbed stagecoaches
In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they’re knocking…
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably
Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don’t think anybody can talk meaningfully…
A user and his leisure time are
A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ~Author Unknown
Microsoft where quality is job 11 author
Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1. ~Author Unknown
Back up my hard drive how do
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? ~Author Unknown
Computers huh ive heard it all boils
Computers, huh? I’ve heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and…
In a few minutes computer can make
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would…
Computing is not about computers any more
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. ~Nicholas Negroponte
There is a computer disease that anybody
There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It’s a…
At least my pencil never crashes author
At least my pencil never crashes! ~Author Unknown
If builders built buildings the way programmers
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came…
Spreadsheet a kind of program that lets
Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all…
I havent lost my mind have a
I haven’t lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere. ~Author Unknown
Some people can hack it others cant
Some people can hack it, others can’t. ~Author Unknown
Never let a computer know youre in
Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry. ~Author Unknown
Hardware where the people in your companys
Hardware: where the people in your company’s software section will tell you the problem is. …
Computers are like air conditioners they work
Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. ~Author Unknown
The most overlooked advantage to owning a
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s…
Man is still the most extraordinary computer
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. ~John F. KennedyDCQ
Unix was not designed to stop you
Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also…
Do files get embarrassed when theyre unzipped
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped? ~Author Unknown
Yesterday it worked today is not working
Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that ~Margaret Segall, 1998,…
Dont anthropomorphize computers they hate it
Don’t anthropomorphize computers – they hate it. ~Author Unknown
Those parts of the system that you
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are…
I wrote an ad for apple computer
I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh – We might not get everything right,…
As network administrator i can take down
As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It’s just like…
Dos computers manufactured by companies such as
DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are…
The attention span of a computer is
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. ~Author…
Treat your password like toothbrush dont let
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a…
A computer will do what you tell
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much…
There are three kinds of death in
There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death,…
To have no errors would be life
To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy ~Brian M….
Computer science is no more about computers
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra