Category: Clothing Quotes SMS

Clothing Quotes SMS

Clothing Quotes SMS

But i do mean to say have

But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same…

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Shopping tip you can get shoes for

Shopping tip:  You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.  ~Author Unknown

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Stripped of the cunning artifices tailor and

Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of…

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I dont know who invented the high

I don’t know who invented the high heel, but all men owe him a lot. …

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Unmentionables those articles of ladies apparel

Unmentionables – those articles of ladies’ apparel that are never discussed in public, except in…

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Judging from the ugly and repugnant things

Judging from the ugly and repugnant things that are sometimes in vogue, it would seem…

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Clothes are inevitable they nothing less than

Clothes are inevitable.  They are nothing less than the furniture of the mind made visible. …

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What a man most enjoys about womans

What a man most enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she…

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Why is it considered seductive for women

Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes?  Wouldn’t it make more…

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Although a life long fashion dropout i have

Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper’s Bazaar while waiting…

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No one has ever had an idea

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.  ~Frederick G. Banting

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She had the loaded handbag of someone

She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or…

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I have a hankering to go back

I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie.  Neckties…

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The prettiest dresses are worn to be

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.  ~Jean Cocteau

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Do men who have got all their

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes…

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Every time a woman leaves off something

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man…

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Fashion law if the shoe fits its

Fashion Law:  If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.  ~Author Unknown

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When i free my body from its

When I free my body from its clothes, from all their buttons, belts, and laces,…

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Know first who you are and then

Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.  ~EpictetusOPV

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Sweater n garment worn by child when

Sweater, n.:  garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce

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Is not the most erotic part of

Is not the most erotic part of the body wherever the clothing affords a glimpse? …

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A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous

A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make…

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Those who make their dress a principal

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of…

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Be careless in your dress if you

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.  ~Mark Twain

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Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide honor233

Carelessness in dressing is moral suicide.  ~Honoré de BalzacOPV

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His clothes fit him so ill and

His clothes fit him so ill, and constrain him so much, that he seems rather…

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When in doubt wear red bill blass

When in doubt, wear red.  ~Bill BlassOPV; rdqqjan2002

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Those hot pants of hers were so

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.  ~Benny Hill

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A dress makes no sense unless it

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off…

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Your business clothes are naturally attracted to

Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before…

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I base most of my fashion sense

I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch.  ~Gilda Radner

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I dont see how an article of

I don’t see how an article of clothing can be indecent.  A person, yes.  ~Robert…

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If i were a cat what would

If I were a cat, what would make me purr?  A pair of really comfortable…

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What a strange power there is in

What a strange power there is in clothing.  ~Isaac Bashevis SingerOPV

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I have heard with admiring submission the

I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the…

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The dress must not hang on the

The dress must not hang on the body but follow its lines.  It must accompany…

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I talk to him when im lonesome

I talk to him when I’m lonesome like; and I’m sure he understands.  When he…

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Our clothes are too much a part

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to…

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Brevity is the soul of lingerie dorothy

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.  ~Dorothy Parker

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Seldom do people discern eloquence under a

Seldom do people discern Eloquence under a threadbare cloak. ~Juvenal

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If honor be your clothing the suit

If honor be your clothing, the suit will last a lifetime; but if clothing be…

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I have often said that wish had

I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular,…

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You dont have to signal a social

You don’t have to signal a social conscience by looking like a frump.  Lace knickers…

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Funny that a pair of really nice

Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads…

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One should either be a work of

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.  ~Oscar…

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Almost every man looks more so in

Almost every man looks more so in a belted trench coat.  ~Sydney J. HarrisOPV

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Dress is at all times a frivolous

Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys…

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Its not what you wear its

It’s not what you wear – it’s how you take it off.  ~Author Unknown

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Never wear anything that panics the cat

Never wear anything that panics the cat.  ~P.J. O’Rourke

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When you cant do something truly useful

When you can’t do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy…

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Every uniform corrupts ones character max frisch

Every uniform corrupts one’s character.  ~Max FrischOPV

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Fashion is like the id it makes

Fashion is like the id.  It makes you desire things you shouldn’t.  ~Bob MorrisOPV

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There is much to support the view

There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and…

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On the subject of dress almost no

Dress has never been at all a straightforward business:  so much subterranean interest and complex…

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Fashion can be bought style one must

Fashion can be bought.  Style one must possess.  ~Edna Woolman ChaseOPV

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To be a fashionable woman is to

To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know…

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People seldom notice old clothes if you

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.  ~Lee Mildon