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Birthday Quotes SMS
Middle age is when your starts to
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
When i was younger could remember anything
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but…
Middle age is the time when a
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week…
A diplomat is a man who always
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her…
They say that age is all in
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from…
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get…
Im sixty years of age thats 16
I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997CTO
Youth is a disease from which we
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
The secret of staying young is to
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your…
Birthdays are good for you statistics show
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live…
I still have a full deck just
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
Believing hear what you deserve to hear
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is…
Growing old is mandatory growing up optional
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
There is still no cure for the
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
In childhood we yearn to be grown ups
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. …
Inside every older person is a younger
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane