Category: Arizona Quotes SMS

google_ad_section_start You know you’re from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep…

You know you live in Phoenix when you can drive four hours in any one…

You know you live in Phoenix when you’ve experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from…

Winter in ‘Zona is spring Spring is summer Autumn is our winter And summer is…

You know you’re an Arizona native when you "hug" a cactus only once in your…

These lands are too parched, rain-bless our hearts!  ~Terri Guillemets

It’s so hot even my fake plants are wilting.  ~Linda Solegato

I am enamored with desert dew because it’s usually the closest thing we get to…

Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.  ~Author Unknown

google_ad_section_start You know you’re an Arizona native when… a rainy day puts you in a…

Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed the dogs around.  ~Nancy Dedera

google_ad_section_start You know you’re an Arizona native when you think Taco Bell is the local…

Desert rains are usually so definitely demarked that the story of the man who washed…

Each season of adventure reality television gets more and more challenging.  I’m waiting for them…

I live in the dry dusty desert Where we’re always short on water And even…

Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter – and hell spends the summer.  ~Popular…

"Heat, ma?am!" I said; "it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing…