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Math magic ur celfon number last digit
Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur…
Why can a man not be handsome
Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? …. Because…
When do you know are overweight
When do you know you are overweight? …. When you are sunbathing on the beach…
The black box of the plane is
The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane…
Does a liar lies when he says
Does a liar lies when he says he says he is telling a lie ?…
When you are not supposed to drive
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why…
It is round and orange saysquoti am
It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? …………………
Love urself flirt with ur understandingromance dreamsget
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good…
How does a dummy catch rabbit
How does a dummy catch a rabbit? … He sits behind a tree and imitates…
It is white and it stands in
It is white and it stands in the corner? ……. A punished fridge…
Sometimes i wake up grumpy other times
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep. …
What do you when your mother in law is
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? …… Shoot again….
The jogger who overslept found himself running
The jogger who overslept found himself running late….
Everything in life is relative ask einstein
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….
Everything in life is relative ask einstein
Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein….
When a store is open 24 hours
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why…
Question 4444 20 use
Question: 4___4___4___4 = 20 Use +, -, /, * To Solve It. It’s A Challenge……
riddle wo kya cheez hai
” RiDdLe ” Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe…
riddle wo kya cheez hai
” RiDdLe ” Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe…
Blackmail quotwhen you do not give me
Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did…
When is a man worth some moneywhen
when is a man worth some money??…………….When he pushes a trolley…
What whish would stars make when they
What whish would stars make when they saw falling people….
Many of lifes failures are people who
Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to…
Why did god create the man first
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? …. To give…
Why do women have legs
Why do women have legs ? …… Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on…
When you strangle a smurf what colour
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?…
What happens when you got scared twice
What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?…
People are made to be loved and
People are made to be Loved and Things r made to be Used. The confusion…
What is the difference between a woman
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan…
What is the thing which keeps on
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)? . ….
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin…
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ? Jo shadi k…
When did i realize was god well
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized…
Why do women not have a penis
Why do women not have a penis ? ……… That comes together with the brains….
What happens when a man is in
What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ………
How is an intelligent woman called
How is an intelligent woman called? ………………….. A transvestite…
The more you study tthe know forget
The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you…
What do you prefer in the hereaftersmoking
What do you prefer in the hereafter?………..Smoking or non-smoking area….
Why does beer contain female hormones
Why does beer contain female hormones ? … When you drink too much of it,…
Who invented milking cows and what did
Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?…
Each moment of ur life is a
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And…
Aik gali mein bachay khel rahay thai
Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri…
Challnge purane zmane me 1baba ji
(Challnge) Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me…
Why do have men bandy legs
why do have men bandy legs? ……… all unimportant matters are between brackets…
Hy are there so many smiths in
hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…
When you strangle a smurf what colour
When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?…
Each moment of ur life is a
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And…
Why are men like a toothbrush
Why are men like a toothbrush? …. They are useless without handle….
Why do have so many men a
Why do have so many men a beer gut? ….. Than at least an unemployed…
If my right leg was thanksgiving and
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit…
Why did the statue of liberty have
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to…
Why are men happy when they finish
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the…
Life gives answer in 3 ways it
Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want,…
What is the difference between a woman
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan…
I can sizzle like bacon am
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of…
Why did the statue of liberty have
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?The head had to be…
If a pen is mightier than sword
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a…
Life is a game play it life
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an…
What is ressemblance between a man and
What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it…
Wy do the number of traffic accidents
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?…
Since light travels faster than sound isnt
Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you…
It has 50 teeth and it holds
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ………………. My…
What happens when the earth turn 30
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?…You get your salary every day and…
What is the difference between a woman
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan…
Why are men like snails they
Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along,…
Life is a game play it life
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an…
Its challenge ise ki english mai
It’s challenge ise ki english mai translate kar0. . “humari billi hume hi miyaun” Rep…
1 agar aap race mein doosray number
1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh…
Du u know amrica has a stateriyasat
Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan…!! The name of the State is…
Life gives answer in 3 ways it
Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want,…
When swinning is good for the development
When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish…
Why are there so many smiths in
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!…
Only for unmarried jis se ap
Only For Unmarried. Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne %…