Category: Pepsi SMS

( Pepsi Ghazal ) Pila nhn saktey toh bnana band kar do Kis ne kaha…

DEKHO AAISHA AGR REH NHI PATI TO LARTI KYON HO?? AUR SAKINA WOH MERA SAYA…

ALTAF BHAI IN A REVOLUTIONARY SPEECH: Jaaageeerdaaar Waderaaaa Sarmaaayaadaarr mujhee bataaayaaaa jaaayye kisnayy kahaaa thaaaaa…

Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in ‘Who said to…

(‘,)/’ /’ /)) ))) Help ./I. ,/(.’.), Me Latka Diya Na ULta Is Ka Qasoor…

Its A Plead Sar Ko Jhukao’n Zameen Pe Aur Aankhei’n Mein Apni Namm Karo’n ……

BRAIKING NEW’S Lo bhai, pata chal gaya k aj M.Q.M soug q mana rhi hai!…

Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho…

WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge, MANNAN Warna USKI shaadi me…

Pakistan Main Govt Ki Be Hisi Ki Aik Aur Misaal Aik Mazloom Ghreelu Larki Roozana…

Yar kuch pata chala? Kya program hy is dafa? Tera dil kya kehta hy? Mujhy…

Aik dfa aik Badshah ne ailan kiya k j0 mujh sy k0i b swal kry…

Koi kuch bhi kahy Sub ki naak me dum kr du ga.. Lo phir, main…

Yar ZULFIQAR MIRZA ney toh sab bata diya Par is ney ye nahi btaya K…

Khuda ke liye is mulk pe ab to reham kardo. . . . . ….

Teacher: (Come) par jumla banao??? Sardar Student: Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rs…

Apne wajood se mehfil me roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga usko tum…

Plastic Rs.20 . . . . Manufacturing Rs.3 . . . . . Packaging Rs.10…

1 Larki park me bethi c0ldrink pi rahi thi.. Achanak usky samne 1 larka ruka…

Main yeh message advance main forward kar rha hun. 2010: ‘Kiss ne kaha tha k…

Usne kaha alam-e-madhoshi me, Jan aj kuch sitam krdo, Mjhe kro itna pyar k sb…

1 Bacha black colour ka susu kerna laga! Doctor! Pareshan Nurse! Hairan Bacha zor zor…

Dear main ne tm se 1 baat pochni thi persnl baat hai bht dair se…

pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi…

Baap ney betey ko cigrate peetey daikha to uski pocket money band kardi, 1 din…

Hazar Bar Dimaagh k Goray Daurane k Baad Bhi Main Is Nateeje Pe Nahi Pohanch…

Mamu faraz kehte hain : – Bukhar hua mujhai baba mujh par dum kardo Wah…

(Pepsi Ghazal) Machar jo hon zada to drwazy khirkyan band kr do, kis ny kaha…

Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi wha wha wha Jis…

Tusi punjabi o ya pathan o, Pepsi O ya shahzan o, Angel o ya shetan…

Bacha peda hoty hi Black Color ka su su krne lga, Dr. heran Nurses pareshan…

Apne Ghar Mein , Dosto’n Se , Yaaro’n Se Gali Mohalle k Logo’n Se Pooch…

Sab ko apni apni pari hoi hai. Zardari ko apne account ki. Nawaz sharif ko…

Roshni ziada hy light kam kar do, Sar mein dard hy pani dum kar do,…

me rat ko ghar aa rha tha achank karachi k halat kharab ho gaye goliyo…

Tmhary Liye Kch B Ker Jaye’n Ge Naraz Ho Ge Tou Jaan Se Guzar Jaye’n…

Mujhe pata tha k kamran catch chorega Faraz Is liye to mene kaha tha k…

Lo G abhi ghor kia to pata chala k . . . . . ….

Apny wajood sy mehfil mein roshni paida kardo Hai jo dosti ka dhaaga os ko…

ab pata chala k pepsi 65 ki kion hui hai ????? . . . ….

Saari duniya ki muskaan tere paas hai Ye zameen aur aasmaan tere paas hæ, Gham…

Breaking news Geo news lagao . Abhi abhi khabar aye he ke (malir) (kakuana) (mukuana)…

Teacher : How many days are there in a year? Student : Three Hundred and…

Pepsi ki add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay waali larki din may pepsi…

GHUROOR KA SAR NEECHA . 1 Dafa ka Zikar hai 1 Bary Zalim Bdshah ne…

Lo Ji Jis Baat Ka Dar Tha Woh Ho Kar He Rahi . . ….

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Shiekh Rashid Post this Question On his wall kis ne kaha the pepsi 65 ki…

Yaar yeh bataye ga koi . . . . . . . . . ….

Teacher: Pakistan nay kis jung mein India ko ibratnaak shikast di …. ? . ….

Kis ne kaha tha k… . K . K K K . K P P…

Wedding Night Pathan Room Mian Jaty Hi Apni Wife sey BooLa, GulL Baano ! Bhaag…

In nafrato ko khatam kerdo,, In wehshato ko khatam kerdo,, Urooj-O-Zawal is qom ki qismat…

Kash zardari k baap ki shadi pe pepesi 65 ki hojati…. . . . ….

Tumharay Baad Baqi Orr To Sab Theek Hai Lekin, Jahan DIL Tha Kabhi Pehlay Wahan…

JISKO HUM NE CHAHA WO KISI AUR KI HO GAI WAH JISKO HUM NE CHAHA…

ye mast mast Be-misal ankhain nashay se har Dam nidhal ankhain uthain to hosh O…

Shaxpair said: ‘if dere is a single dollor in ur pockt den . convrt it…

For pepsi ‘shahrukh’ For coke ‘aamir’ For mirinda ‘vivek’ For fanta ‘rani’ & For Thums…

Pta nhi kis ne kaha k pepsi 65 ki kardo mai h0ta to kehta pepsi…

if A=1 B=2 C=3……………. then watch below…… P+E+P+S+I 16+5+16+19+9=65 ab pta chla k |PEPSI 65…

Eid ki khushiu se mulk me pyar bhar 2,,,, Bhool Jao Nafratain, Jhagray khtm kr…

agr nhi hy Qeema tw samosay mai aalu bhrdo ‘mgr ye btao K’ kisny kaha…

Romentic Story Ajab pagal c lrki the, mujy her khat me likhti the, mujy tm…

Roshni zayada hay lite kam ker doo, sar main dard hay pani dam ker doo,…

Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Garmi ziada hai pankha thora taiz kardo… Kis…

Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To… Allah Kare Us K Mulk…

Mein bata doon ga k kis ny kaha tha k Pepsi Pay 5 Rupay kam…

Agr nhe h Qeema to Samoso me aalo bhrdo,, ‘mgr ye btao k’ ‘Kisne kha…

SOME FACTS: THINK ABOUT IT!! Ek insan ki zindagi(life) kya hy suba uthta hy naha…

Mubarik ho.., pakistan 64 ka ho gaya……………. Aur . . . . . Pepsi 65…

Judge (Mujrim Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunaty Huey): Koi Aakhri Khwaish ? Mujrim : Jee…

Light bhe band kardo . . Window bhe band kardo . . Pardey bhe band…

Katal kardo.., dafan kardo, maar dalo.., pagal kardo…! . . . . . . ….

Romance is in the air. Chocolate hearts, roses, and greeting cards are everywhere. If you…

Ek pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumme ki namaz parh k nikla, Dost Ne…

Lo ji abhi ghor kia hy to pata chala . . . . . ,…

Had Hogyi Yaar, Kal Me Namaz Parh K Nikla To 1 Faqeer Mujhse Bola: Beta…

1 BACAHA WASHROOM MAIN PEPSI USE KAR RAHA THA, PATHAN: OYE BACHA YE KYA KARTI…

If A=1 B=2 C=3 Z=26 Then c the discovery . . . . . ….

Chief Justice Of Pakistan Se Apeal Hy K Wo Az Khud Notice Lety Hoe Govt….

Kia faida i.com b.com d.com bse m.com mba llb kachiii pakkiii matric karnay ka jub…

Devdas : paro men ny sharab chor di ! Paro : kyu dewany ? Devdas…

Hazraaaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . ….

Murga Murgi se: I love u jaan, Main tumhara liye kuch be kar sakta hoon…..

A man went 2 a pet shop. He saw a parrot n said If u…

‘ ‘ BREAKING NEWS ‘ ‘ Rangers or police n karachi k tamam ilako me…

* BREAKING * Aj raat govr house MQM PPP ANP k darmiyan ak eham ijlas…