Category: Pathan SMS
Pathan SMS / Khan Jokes
1 pathan murday k leya kafan
1 PaThAn ‘MuRdAy’ K LeYa KaFaN LaYnAy GyA,ShOp WaLe Ne UsE KaPrA DyA,PaThAn Ne KuCh…
Machli walakhan sab aaj zinda machli laya
Machli wala:Khan sab aaj zinda machli laya hun.. Khan:Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai pr…
A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy…
Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
Pathan Cycle Ka Break hath mein Lekar nach Raha Tha Sardar: yeh kya kar rahe…
Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai
LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasai: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai:…
Biwi gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala
Biwi: Gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala aaya hai. . . . Gul khaN: Usay…
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa . Teacher.beta batao Allama…
2 pathans died in an accident frishta
2 Pathans Died in an Accident. Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslims….
Kisi ne pathan se puchainsaan k hath
kisi ne pathan se pucha,”insaan k hath kis liay hote hain” pathan ne kafi der…
Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir
Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua. Pathan ne…
In a ac exam every 1 was
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing! Why? Bcoz…
1pathan bap se milne us ki qabar
1pathan bap se milne Us ki qabar pr gya.Bap se pocha papa ap ne khana…
Pathan amrud bech raha tha aik admi
Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb amrud mei se keera…
Surveys by 1russian general in 1987 pathans
Surveys by 1.Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on…
Pathan 100 k note pe likha number
Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha. 2nd pathan: ye tum…
Aek pathan roz apni bv k sath
AEK PATHAN ROZ APNI BV K SATH KABHI AAGAY SE AUR KABHI PEECHAY SE KARTA…
Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote…
Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere…
Teacher tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?…
Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam…
Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?…
Teacher pathan sy qatil kisy kehty hen
Teacher pathan Sy: Qatil kisy kehty hen? Pathan: Pta nahi.! Teacher: Agr tum apny bap…
Wht will a drink calld if it
Wht will a ?DRINK? calld if it is made by Pthan, < < Socho. ….
Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara…
1 pathan dosry se yar mai
1 pathan dosry pathan se: yar mai ne suna hai k BURHAPA boht boori bimari…
Pathan apni girlfriend se mere dil mai
Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se: Mere Dil Mai Ek Baat Hai Magar Kehte Huay Ghabrata Hoon,…
Pathan dukan se baraf lene gaya dhuan
Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya. Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola ……
Khan yar abi tumhara amma ka khansi
Khan: Yar Abi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans…
1 pathan ne apne dost ali ko
1 Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ali Ko Msg Kia Yar Kaha Ho ? Ali RepLIEd…
1 pathan dosre amaq se aray yaragr
1 Pathan dosre amaq se: Aray yar!Agr talaab jal jye to machliho ka kya hoga?…
Marks pathan sardar se tujhe a
“Marks” Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ? Sardar Ha . Pathan…
Physics teacher now as you all know
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why V Stay…
1 darya k kinare 2 sardar chammach
1 DaRyA K KiNaRe 2 SaRdAr ChAmMaCh Se DaRyA Me DaHeE DaAl RaHe ThAy.. PaThAn…
Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per…
Sher khan se oskay dost ne puchayar
SHER KHAN se oskay dost ne pucha:yar sher khan tu ne apni company ka naam…
Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend…
Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap
Ek din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gye. Us ne baap ki…
Insurance agentkhan sahibwill u dont like that
Insurance agent:Khan sahib!will u don?t like that ur wife & children get 10000000 At a…
Ek pathan ko doctor ne ecg test
Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test karwane ka kaha Pathan Lab pohncha to test…
Pathan nay machis ki dibi li or
Pathan nay machis ki dibi li or tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali…
Ek pathan rozana apnay hamsaye ki bel
Ek pAthAn Rozana Apnay HamsayE Ki bE|L BJA Kr bhaAg jAta Ek Din HamsAyE Ne…
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry…
Na de salam khatoona razi pa intizar
na de salam na de khatoona razi .pa intizar me starge speene shwale.zra me janana…