Category: Pathan SMS
Pathan SMS / Khan Jokes
Phatan bank lootne gya wahan gun dekha
PhAtAn bAnK LoOTnE gYa wAhAN gUn dEkHa kAr sArA PaIsA LoOT lIyA…… PeR Us k…
Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht…
1 dafa kuch log picnic pe ja
1 DAFA kuch log picnic pe ja rahe thay k raste main unki van kharab…
1 pathan tume pata hai k laughter
1 Pathan: Tume pata hai k laughter challange 4 ho raha hai? 2 Pathan: Q…
Girlfrnd meri mama bhi tumhe bhot pasand
GirlFrnd: Meri Mama Bhi Tumhe Bhot Pasand Karti Hain. BoyFrnd(Pathan): (sharmaty hue) Kuch Bhi Ho,…
Question to pathan in which state ganga
Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows? Pathan: Liquid state. Audience: clapped. Man was…
Aik pathan dosre se chal cycle pe
Aik PAthAn DoSrE Se ChAL CycLe Pe GuHmNe ChALte hA . DoSrA PAthAn TeRe PAsS…
Aik pathan dusre se o yara mere
Aik pathan dusre se: o yara mere pait main gas ha: Dusra pathan: khuda ka…
Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no
Pa thir omar ka arman rashi no sa..Pas da marga ka janan rashi no sa..Che…
Teacher mehnat karo ga tou kuch bano
TeAcHeR MeHnAt kArO gA tOu kUcH bAnO gA . PatHaN stUdEnT tEaChEr hAmRa gAdHa tOu…
Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne
Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho? Pathan: gheebat ke…
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya bola
Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”o yara is pankhe k niche betho…
1 pathan dosre se 22 kitne hote
1 pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain? Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k…
1 patan ne jali note banaya orr
1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya Jab dukandar ko…
Pathandr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal
Pathan:dr sahab meray betay ne chabi nigal li hai. Dr:Kab? Khan:3 months pehlay Dr:Tm abi…
Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De…
Pathans wife bought a beautiful sweater 4
Pathan’s wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband… She sent it to him by…
Bhikari allah k nam pr kch de
Bhikari: ALLAH k nam pr kch de do. Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:…
Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he
Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana tha lekin hua 1947 main reason: ye…
Pathan ka shair na botal main
Pathan ka shair;- Na Botal main, Na jar main. Na hotel main na bar main….
Ek pathan photo shop per gya ne
Ek pathan photo shop per gya pathan ne kch aeisa bola ky us ko sun…
Kuch mein b thak gya hon usay
Kuch mein b thak gya hon usay dhondtey hoye,kuch zindagi k pass b mohlat nhi…
Ek pathan ne apni quothair dresserquot ki
Ek pathan ne apni "HAIR DRESSER" Ki dukan 2nd floor pe shift ki aur neechey…
Pathan ne language centre me admision lia
pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia Or agle din us se kaha gya k…
Ek pathan se poocha gaya tumara favrate
Ek pathan se poocha gaya, Tumara favrate actress kon hai. To pathan ne kaha. Katreena…
A pathan used to go college with
A pathan used to go to college with his donkey… After few years he had…
Teacher asked pathan quotif u dial
Teacher asked Pathan, "If U dial 51 then what will happen.?" .. . . …..
Pathan ko aik bandar mila wo usay
Pathan ko aik bandar mila. Wo usay Police station le gaya. Inspector: Isay zoo le…
Khaufnak andheri raat k sannatay may ek
Khaufnak andheri raat k sannatay may ek bhoot dosre bhoot ko samjha raha tha. Ghabra…
Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar
Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal…
Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza
Ek khan saab ko phansi ki saza hui Judge ne poocha: koi aakhri khwahish?? Khan…
Translate into english wo meri nawasi
Translate into english. “wo meri nawasi hai”. Pathan: “She is my Eighty Nine”….
1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra
1 jamadar gutter main jhuk kar kachra nikal raha tha. 1 pathan wahan se guzarte…
Sardar batao aisa kiya karen k saanp
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay…
Pathan mere mohalley wale bohat kanjoos hein
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun? Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai…
Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno
Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I…
Pathan ne airport par taxi roki aur
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya…
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara thake
Aik pathan nadi ke kenare nahara tha,ke aik admi aya aur uske kapre chori karke…
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir…
Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se
Aik dafa pathan ne peshawer se lahore ptcl se call krni thi, pathan ne ‘soocha’…
Pathan galti se news paper ka sub editor
Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye…
Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek…
Friend oye tu to doctor kay pass
Friend: Oye tu to doctor kay pass janay wala tha na? Pathan: Yaar kal jaon…
Doctor aap ka weight kitna hai
Doctor: Aap ka weight kitna hai? Pathan: Chashme ke sath 75kgs. Doctor: Aur chashme k…
1 pathan roti k uppar rakh kha
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. B.V boli: Khan saheb…
Angraiz pathan say whats ur name pathan
Angraiz pathan say Whats ur name? Pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN" Angraiz says whts mean…
Pathan joined army amp was given a
PATHAN joined army & was given a gun Pathan:Sir,iski nali apni taraf rakhon k dushman…
Pathan ki shairi jeena hamaara dushwaar
Pathan ki shairi…. . . . Jeena hamaara dushwaar hogaya hai! . . . Jeena…
Pathan namaz me khob dua krrha thaya
PATHAN NAMAZ me khob dua krrha tha:ya ALLAH tu LAHORE ko PAKISTAN ka DARUL HAKUMT…
1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha
1 pathan balochi maefil me kob nacha to kesi haur pathan ne pocha o yaara…
Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag
Pathan ki tang me gehra cut lag gya Nurse: Is me 10 tankey lage’nge Pathan…
Ek pathan jab hum chota hota tha
Ek pathan: jab hum chota hota tha tab hum ye darakt par char jata tha…
2 hijade shaadi ki badhai dene gaye
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye. Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi….
Teacher qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain pathan
Teacher: “Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”? Pathan: “Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz…
Mrbean went to guinness book office check
MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To Check If He Is Still The Bigges Comedian…
1 pathan dozkh se niklachupke janat me
1 pathan dozkh se nikla,chupke se janat me dakhil ho gia.Frishtay ne bohat mara. Pathan…
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. ….
1 pathan aadmi ne doosre ko fone
1 Pathan Aadmi Ne Doosre Pathan Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..?? Socho Socho…
Pathan station jane k kitne logay ricksha
Pathan: Station jane k kitne logay.? Ricksha wala: 50. Pathan: 20 le lo.. Ricksha wala:…
1 pathan bap ki death par bohat
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,Pathan Or…
Deewar per dekho kute ka bacha peshab
Deewar per!: Dekho kute ka bacha peshab ker raha hai. Pathan ne perha aur yeh…
Cinema haal me movie k doran muamr
Cinema Haal Me Movie K Doran Muamr Rana Ghoray Per Ja Raha Tha, Ek Admi…
Man to pathan batao sher anda deta
Man to pathan: batao sher anda deta hai ya bacha? Pathan after a long time….
Ek pathan ko khoty ne lat mari
Ek pathan ko khoty ne lat mari! pathan ne 2 latyn mari or kaha kya…
Pathan ki 2 beveyan lar pariaik boli
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj…
Pathan vs sardar 2 sardar bakre
Pathan Vs Sardar Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ? Sardar:…
Pathan ne machis ki tili jalai na
Pathan ne machis KI tili jalai na jali dosri jalai na jali tisri tili jalai…
Pathan declares i will never marry
Pathan declares: …. I will never marry in my life & ……. …… I’ll give…
Teacher pathan se batao allama iqbal kaha
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?…
A pathan teacher gives dictation test to
A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students, Last bench students: We are not able…
Pathan thought lol meant lots of love
Pathan thought “LOL” meant “lots of love”. So one Day His Friend’s Mother Died. He…
Pathan was smoking hukkah wid a 2
Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe. His Frnd Asked , Y…
Pathan passport banwane gya clerk nic
Pathan Passport banwane gya Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia Clerk: Biwi…
1dfa pathan khudkushi pr tkreer kr rhatha
1dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga Khudkushi hram…
Pathan ne ac lgwaya 1 shakhs
Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya.. 1 Shakhs Ne Pucha: Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha? Pathan:…
Pathan halwai sy tum kitny saal jalebi
Pathan halwai sy Tum kitny saal sy jalebi bana rahy ho? Halwai bary fakhar sy…
Hight of aqalmandi pathan bank gaya
HIght oF AqALmAndI PAthAn BaNk gAyA Aur pUrAnE NotE dE k NAyE NotE LeNe k…
Ek pathan double sawari mai ja raha
Ek Pathan Double sawari mai ja raha tha. Police walay ne rok ker Pathan se…
Pathan sees a sign watch for fallen
Pathan sees a sign: Watch for fallen rocks. He collects rocks all along and says…
Ek admi coffee shop pr gaya aur
Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya. Waiter order lekar gaya…
Wife main jb pooriyan banati hun toh
Wife: main jb pooriyan banati hun toh phle poori kharb banti hai. Pathan: O kocha…
Sindhi hum education mein peechay hain
Sindhi: Hum education mein peechay hain Punjabi: Hum Jobs mein peechay hain Balochi: Hum modernism…
Pathan1tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay
Pathan1:Tum bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho? Pathan2:Ye khat urgent daina hai. Pathan1:Kahan? Pathan2:Addres…
Mankhan saab yahan se clifton kon si
Man:Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? Khan Saab:20 No Ki. Man:Agar20…
Khan 2 frnd ye table pe admi
Khan 2 Frnd: Ye table pe admi ha,mujhe buhat bura lagta ha Frnd: us pe…
Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi
Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya….
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !…
Pathan p c o kidhar hai aadmi
Pathan: P C O kidhar hai. Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya. Pathan P C…