Category: Pathan SMS
Pathan SMS / Khan Jokes
Sok swazegi pa angar da toro zulfo
sok swazegi pa angar da toro zulfo, pa cha har wakht v bahar da toro…
New teacher anbody who thinks he is
New Teacher: “Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, stand Up” Pathan Stoodup Teacher: R U…
Policeman tum ne beech road pe bus
Policeman: Tum Ne Beech Road Pe Bus Q Rok Di? Pathan: Hum Shehr Me Naya…
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir…
Pathantumhain pata hai k chaina log chaitea
Pathan:tumhain pata hai k chaina k log chai(tea) nhi petay Sardar:ghaday china k tea tu…
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko
1 pathan aashiq ne apni mehboba ko english me likha _*I LOVE U*_ Or phir…
1st pathanyar kya tm ko yad hy
1st Pathan.yar kya tm ko yad hy k humne pechli jumah ki numaz ks dn…
1 pathan apni jaeb me pathar daley
1 PATHAN apni jaeb me PATHAR daley ghom raha tha ksi ne pocha: esa q…
1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
1 PATHAN Rozana Apne ParoSi Ki Bell baja Kr Bhag jata tha Ek Din Parosi…
Pathansardar g se yara aj hum ne
Pathan:sardar g se yara aj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush…
1 pathan ko road pe say 100
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,,…
Wife aap buhat mote ho gae ho
WiFE: Aap buhAt Mote hO gAe hO.. PAthAn: TuM Bhi to KitNi Moti hO gAi…
Pathancollege ki ladki se bola i
Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja…
Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se…
1 pathan ne shadi k liye zaheen
1 Pathan ne Shadi k liye 1 Zaheen Larki Talash ki… Lekin us Larki ne…
Teacher sara sub larkon se baat krti
teacher: “sara sub larkon se baat krti hai” btao is sentence mai sara kya hai.??…
Khocha khan apna mobile qabristan men dfna
Khocha Khan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha. . Man: Ye kya kr rhe…
Waiter khan sahb 10 rs tip to
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy.. Khan: To phir..? Waiter: 20…
Ek admi pathan ki jaib kattay huay
Ek Admi Pathan Ki Jaib Kattay Huay Pakra Gya, Pathan:OYE Khocha Tum ye Kya Krta?…
Pathan yar mere pas paise nhi hy
Pathan: Yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe ghar lena hy kya karo? Dost: To…
Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize…
Police tmara dost kese mara
Police : Tmara Dost Kese Mara? Pathan : Pta Nhi, Wo Bola ” Mere Pait…
1 pathan ki birthday thi tou kisi
1 pAtHaN kI bIrThDaY tHi tOu kIsI nE kAhA kHaN sAhAb Aj tOu nAyE kApRe…
Pathan aj mri juma ki namaz nikl
PAthAn: Aj mri JumA ki NAMAZ nikL gAi, 2nd Ptn: Wo kesE? 1st: IMAM SAhab…
A man jumpd into water didnt
A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out Anothr Man Jumpd into Water &…
A pathan ordered pizza waiter bringz d
A Pathan ordered pizza, Waiter bringz d piza n said sir should i cut it…
1 pathan dosre se bata aisa kiya
1 PaThAn DoSrE PaThAn Se BaTa AiSa KiYa HaI Jo TeRe PaSs HaI MeRe PaSs…
Pathan teacher can i go to the
Pathan: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Pathan, "May" I Go To The…
Pathan allah ka lakh shukar hai k
Pathan: Allah ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko aazad nahi hua….
Pathan ki biwi k sabar es se
PathAn ki BiWi k sAbAr ki Es sE bAri or kyA MisaAL hai “GALib”,,, ….
Pathan ne doctor ko bohat mara logo
Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara Logo ne pocha kyou? Pathan: Etni garmi main kehta…
Eik pathan cycle pe larki k samne
eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho…
Pathan petrol pump gya wahan usne aik
Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha "Dont Use mobile here"…
Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe…
Teacherwhat iz call girl phatankhocha jab
TEACHER:WHAT IZ CALL GIRL? PHATAN:KHOCHA JAB AP KISI KO CALL KARTA HAI,TAB EK LARKI CALL…
Janana nan mey pa sangal oda ka
Janana Nan Mey Pa Sangal Oda Ka, Daa Naqarara Zra May Pa Sa Chal Oda…
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab…
Molvi waz addresing in masjid janab aaj
Molvi waz addresing in masjid: janab aaj kal cable k channels bht ganday arahe hain…
Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor
Kuch pathan aik bhains ko 1st floor par lay j? rahay thay, aik aadmi nay…
Pathanyar aj tabyat thik nahi har chez
Pathan:Yar aj tabyat thik nahi, Har chez double nazar arahi hai. Sardar:(1000 ka note agay…
1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas
1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k…
Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra
InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA? HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa…
1st pathan agar tmhara 1 lakh ka enam
1St pAthAn: AgAr TmhArA 1-LAkh kA EnAm nikAl AAye to Tm kiyA kAro GAy.? 2Nd…
1 pathan jahaz m seet pr beth
1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam…
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola ?yar maachis kahaan hai??…
Aadmi pathan se yar jb to apne
AadMI pathAN Se yAr jB TO APnE gaOn(vILLgE) K QAbIrIsTaN sE GUzRta He tO tJe…
Teacher gul khan tum class mein topi
Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho Gul khan, teacher…
Msz thakurme ne ap se kaha tha
Msz thakur:ME nE AP sE kaha tha k apnE betay ko meri naqlien utarnE sE…
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy
Pathan 1st time jahaz py batha jesy hi jahaz ka agla tyre oper utha tu…
What is common between allama iqbal gandhi
What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam? Pathan replied ?All r born on…
Phatan yar muje bohat afsos hai
PhAtAn: YaR mUjE bOhAt aFsOs hAi . . AdMi: TuJe KiS bAaT kA aFsOs hAi?…
Air hostess2 pathan ap chae pina pasand
Air hostess2 pathan: ap chae pina pasand krenge ya soft drink? Pathan: hum wo taweez…
Aik pathan board le k ghom raha
Aik PATHaN BoARd Le k gHOm RaHA tHa. AiK AaDmi Ne VaJA POchI ToU ?…
1 pathan apni bv k 7film dek
1 Pathan apni bv k 7film dek rha tha film me jaj ne kaha ye…
Ek pathan pe bijli ka taar gir
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala…
Bhai baji parda karo aage mahajiro ka
Bhai: Baji parda karo, Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..! Behen: Bhai ab tum…
Beti maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti…
Pathan drivs in to 1 way amp
Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board…
Pathan tanki saaf krne chait pr gya
PAthAN: TAnki sAAf krne Chait pr gyA TAnki pAr Qava BethAwA thA. PAthAN jALdi sE…
Dr yeh urine sample nahi apple juice
Dr: yeh urine sample nahi, apple juice hai khan’s wife: ek phone ker loon? Dr:…
Pathan ne rukhsati k waqt roti hui
Pathan ne Rukhsati k waqt Roti hui saali ko chup karate hue kaha“O yara roti…
Ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye
ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the. American k hath me bakri…
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife
Pathan ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here. Wife: ohho English kahan…
Pathans are fools lets see 1 a
Pathans Are Fools? Lets See; 1. A Fool Cant Make An Itomic Bomb; Abdul Qadir…
Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?…
A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w…
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan bar bar khol k band kar raha tha….
Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To…
Pathan se us k dost ne poocha
Pathan Se Us K Dost Ne Poocha: Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion Khareed…
5 phatan mil kar minar e pakistan ko dhika
5 Phatan Mil kAr Minar-e-PAKistaN ko dHika lAga rEhay tHay, eK adMi nE pOcha kYa…
Pathan konay mein chhup k mobile pe
Pathan Konay MeiN Chhup K Mobile Pe Baat Kar Raha Tha Dost: Khan Sahab! LaRki…
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya. Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm…
Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal
Pathan bus me pori seat par pheal kar betha tha Stop se ek aadmi cadha…
Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil
Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak…
Pathan mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena naukrlekn
Pathan: mjeh 4 bjay jaga dena. Naukr:lekn mjeh to time dekhna nhi ata. Pathan:o yara…
Girl ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai
Girl: ye bacha 2mara kya lagta hai? Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai. Girl: duur…
Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll…
Mula pa khutba ki vely prado
MuLa pA kHuTbA kI VeLy PrAdO khAzO tA Ma GoRe dI sArA nAzAr kAmIgI YaO…
1 dost ne pathan se pocha shadi
1 DOST ne pathan se pocha! SHADI ka kb tk imkan hai? pathan kafi sharmila…
Marks 1 pathan drivinig sikh raha tha
MaRkS 1 pAthAn dRiViNiG SiKh rAhA tHa dRiVeR bAtA rAhA tHA yE GeAr hA yE…
Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
“Height of confidence” Soldier: Janab, hamey dushman ne charo taraf se gheir liya hai Major…
Teacher to pathan agarbatti ka jumla banao
Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao. Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho…
Bush offers a pathan tum hume usama
Bush Offers a pathan Tum hume usama do Hum tum Ko titanic wali Larki Dega….
Polio team darwaze par bachey hain pathan
Polio team; Darwaze par Bachey hain? Pathan; Beta pistal aur cartoos lay ao. Polio team…
Pathanwat is the name of ur car
Pathan.Wat is the name of ur car? Lady. I 4got the name but its start…
Aik pathan larki say hum shadi
Aik PATHAN.. larki say Hum say shadi karo tum ko sawab milay ga .. larki…
Examiner asked pathanye batao suraj kahan se
EXAMINER asked pathan,”ye batao suraj kahan se nikalta hay aur kahan dubta hai.” pathan,”ham tera…