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Nepali SMS Messages collection {SMS in Nepali}

Nepali SMS / text messages

  1. Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha:
    Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police le samtdaina?
    Man: Ke ko police le samatnu ni…, aafaile samatnu parchha!

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  2. Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
    Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
    Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
    Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  3. Timilai ma ke bhanau?
    Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
    Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
    BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  4. Bhimsen ko shakti
    Meerabai Ko Bhakti
    Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan
    Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan
    Einstein Ko Buddhi
    Nobel Prize Ko Siddhi
    Bill gates Ko Sampatti
    Dukha bata sadhai Mukti
    Mercedez Ko Car
    Diamonds Ko Haar
    Microsoft Ko Share
    Pasia Ko Dher
    John Abhraham Ko Style
    Aishwarya Ko Smile
    Amitabh Ko Personality
    David Becham Ko Popularity
    Worldtour Ko Ticket
    Tendulkar Ko Wicket
    Bhagat Singh Ko Deshprem
    Tapaiko Sweetheart Ko Amarprem
    Dherai bhanda dherai maanche haru ko [...]

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  5. Har pal khusi rahos saath
    Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
    Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
    Happy Depaawali

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  6. Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
    Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
    Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  7. Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
    khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
    Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
    64 saal, Dashain babbal
    “Happy dashain”

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  8. Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
    sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  9. Tika hos nidhar ma,
    Jamara hos kanma,
    Sukha hos pariwar ma,
    Shanti hos desh ma,
    Pura hos manokamana,
    Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
    Ko suvakamana.

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  10. Whats up guys?
    First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami.
    Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,
    Hami sabai Hindu haru ko yo bada dashain,
    Ramailo sanga bitos…
    Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
    “Happy Dashain”

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  11. Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
    Khusi,umanga,sath rahos
    Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
    Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos
    Happy Deepawali

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  12. Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
    Dhara kholda wine bagos,
    Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
    Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
    Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.

  13. Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
    Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
    Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
    Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
    Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana

    Text message filed under Nepali SMS.