Category: Naughty SMS
Naughty SMS / Naughty Jokes
Taste this sms did u feel
Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA…
Y do we always praise shahid afridi
Y do we always praise shahid afridi who scored 100 runs of 37 balls. The…
A group of elephants were sitting on
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A cute female elephant passed by……
Wife is a knife y she
wife is a knife……………… y she is a knife…………… bcz she cuts the evil in…
Meray dost jab main ne phool
meray dost! jab main ne phool maanga tum ne guldasta dia jab paani ka qatra…
Doctor bachey 2 he acheywaise apke kitne
DOCTOR BAchEy 2 he Achey WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin LADY PehLe tu 2 he…
Sharabi janoo tumhare lips kitne garam naram
SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl….
Pyar krnay k bhi asool hotay hain
Pyar krNay k Bhi AsoOL hOtaY Hain. BanhoOn mE BharNay k Bhi rULe hOtAy hAin,…
School teacher what do you call a
School teacher: What do you call a man who doesn’t use CONDOMS . . ….
Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai…
When an apple is green it ready
When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is…
Yeh aisa msg hai jisay nalaik
yeh aisa msg hai…………. , jisay nalaik parhtey hain,bewakoof save kartey hain ,pagal delet kartey…
Boy 2 girlmere sath dane karo gi
Boy 2 girl:mere sath dan?e karo gi girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte boy:…
Boy to teacher mam i love
Boy to tEaCheR: MaM I LoVe u . MAm:sTuPiD I M uR mOtHeR , BoY…
Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai
Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai, Nakay pe naka ho raha hai, Hakumat kar rahi…
Ek larka apne papa se quotpapa main
Ek larka apne papa se: "papa main ne bhi apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hein…
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi…
Yeh sookha andar jata ha aur gila
Yeh sookha andar jata ha Aur Gila bahir ata ha Phele chota hota ha Phir…
Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni
Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri…
Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne
Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar…
Mom of da milenium a girl
Mom Of da Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: “I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i…
A toilet is like a committee meeting
A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create…
Jale use aag kahte hainbujhe raakh haincobra
Jale use aag kahte hain,Bujhe use raakh kahte hain,Cobra use Naag kahte hain,Or jo tumhare…
American child hello mister padri reply u
American child: hello mister padri reply: u can call me father my child bucha: acha…
Shehzada saleem hmari ama or aba hm
Shehzada Saleem: hmari ama or aba hm se itna pyar krte thay k hmare sonay…
Paani main kashti car wah pani
paani main kashti kashti main car wah wah pani main kashti kashti mian car sms…
Police ne larka or larki ko motor
PoLiCE ne LArkA Or LArki ko Motor CycLE pe jAtAy Rok kr poochA: KyA LAgti…
The wind naughty that blows the
The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl?s skirt high But the…
It takes 15 trees to produce the
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write…
Palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko
palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko, badi duan ke baad paya hai tumko, aasni se…
Larka tum ho kya cheez jo itnay
Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho? Larki: I am Heroin…
Saali mini skirt me jijaji k paas
Saali- Mini skirt me jijaji k paas aakar kehthi hai: Jiju dekhiye to, jukne se…
Jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho
jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho jab pani piyo to bismillah parho jab mujhe…
Ek aurat ki 8 larkian thi aur
Ek aurat ki 8 larkia’n thi aur sb ka naam ‘Chandni’ tha. Kisi ne pucha-…
In which case man start swetting in
In which case-MAN start Swetting in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On &…
Id climb the highest mountain swim
i’d climb the highest mountain i’d swim the ocean blue i’d do anthimg my dear…
A beautiful statement written inside mens toilet
A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet : The Future of our Country is now…
Taleem e baligaan beti ki shadi
“TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn” *Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa kO sChoOL…
A girl phoned me the other day
A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there’s nobody home." I…
For india its ind pakistan pak
For India, its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Australia its Aus. For Argentina its…
Ye sookha ander jata hai aur
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai Aur Gila Bahir Ata Hai Pehle Chota Hota Hai Phir…
Thinking of lady banker lagta
Thinking Of Lady Banker … Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy…
Open with love if i disturb
Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say…
Kya aap colse up karte hain
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty…
Bus 1 mor per jab turn hui
BuS 1 Mor pEr jAb TUrN Hui tO JhAtKa Lga, Or kHaRi hUi eK HasSEen…
1 saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada
1 Saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada khayal kon krta ha? Mera pati. Or sabse…
Relation between men ampwomen as on
Relation Between Men &Women As On Now Days :- You Can Touch Each Other But…
Teacher name the thing which carries more
Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight. Student: ur…
Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho
Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA deti ho khara ho jata…
Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher
Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher nahi tha. Principal entered n asked angrily: Kis…
Worlds shortest love story he smiled
World’s Shortest Love Story . . . He Smiled… She Smiled… Baby Cried…:p;-> …
Shadi k 7 din baad saas dulhun
Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari…
Married women ko police me job buhat
Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai? . . ….
1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho gaya
1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya toU Us K BaaP Ne Pocha: Yeh Kis…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Medical science says tight clothing stops
Medical Science says tight clothing stops circulation bt the truth is tighter a woman’s clothin,…
1 murghi super market gae aur kaha
1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?…
Girl n boy were siting alone in
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden.. Girl-Do something which makes my heart…
Makaya hakaya rumbha zumbhatimbak tumba jingala jinga
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u…