Category: Naughty SMS

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Taste this sms did u feel

Taste this SMS Did u feel the taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well….. BANDAR KYA…

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Y do we always praise shahid afridi

Y do we always praise shahid afridi who scored 100 runs of 37 balls. The…

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A group of elephants were sitting on

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A cute female elephant passed by……

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Wife is a knife y she

wife is a knife……………… y she is a knife…………… bcz she cuts the evil in…

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Meray dost jab main ne phool

meray dost! jab main ne phool maanga tum ne guldasta dia jab paani ka qatra…

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Doctor bachey 2 he acheywaise apke kitne

DOCTOR BAchEy 2 he Achey WAisE ApKe kitnE BAchey hAin LADY PehLe tu 2 he…

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Sharabi janoo tumhare lips kitne garam naram

SHARABI. Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam, kitne Naram, kitne Pink, Meethe & Geele hain. Girl….

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Pyar krnay k bhi asool hotay hain

Pyar krNay k Bhi AsoOL hOtaY Hain. BanhoOn mE BharNay k Bhi rULe hOtAy hAin,…

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School teacher what do you call a

School teacher: What do you call a man who doesn’t use CONDOMS . . ….

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Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai…

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When an apple is green it ready

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck! & when a girl is…

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Yeh aisa msg hai jisay nalaik

yeh aisa msg hai…………. , jisay nalaik parhtey hain,bewakoof save kartey hain ,pagal delet kartey…

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Boy 2 girlmere sath dane karo gi

Boy 2 girl:mere sath dan?e karo gi girl:main bache k 7 dance nahi karte boy:…

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Boy to teacher mam i love

Boy to tEaCheR: MaM I LoVe u . MAm:sTuPiD I M uR mOtHeR , BoY…

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Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai

Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai, Nakay pe naka ho raha hai, Hakumat kar rahi…

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Ek larka apne papa se quotpapa main

Ek larka apne papa se: "papa main ne bhi apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hein…

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Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti

Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi…

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Yeh sookha andar jata ha aur gila

Yeh sookha andar jata ha Aur Gila bahir ata ha Phele chota hota ha Phir…

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Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni

Ek sharif admi shadi k bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum hi meri…

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Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne

Shadeed garmi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai, dar…

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Mom of da milenium a girl

Mom Of da Milenium: A Girl Tells her Mom: “I Want Some Fresh Air,Can i…

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A toilet is like a committee meeting

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create…

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Jale use aag kahte hainbujhe raakh haincobra

Jale use aag kahte hain,Bujhe use raakh kahte hain,Cobra use Naag kahte hain,Or jo tumhare…

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American child hello mister padri reply u

American child: hello mister padri reply: u can call me father my child bucha: acha…

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Shehzada saleem hmari ama or aba hm

Shehzada Saleem: hmari ama or aba hm se itna pyar krte thay k hmare sonay…

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Paani main kashti car wah pani

paani main kashti kashti main car wah wah pani main kashti kashti mian car sms…

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Police ne larka or larki ko motor

PoLiCE ne LArkA Or LArki ko Motor CycLE pe jAtAy Rok kr poochA: KyA LAgti…

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The wind naughty that blows the

The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl?s skirt high But the…

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It takes 15 trees to produce the

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write…

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Palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko

palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumko, badi duan ke baad paya hai tumko, aasni se…

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Larka tum ho kya cheez jo itnay

Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho? Larki: I am Heroin…

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Saali mini skirt me jijaji k paas

Saali- Mini skirt me jijaji k paas aakar kehthi hai: Jiju dekhiye to, jukne se…

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Jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho jab pani piyo to bismillah parho jab mujhe…

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Ek aurat ki 8 larkian thi aur

Ek aurat ki 8 larkia’n thi aur sb ka naam ‘Chandni’ tha. Kisi ne pucha-…

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In which case man start swetting in

In which case-MAN start Swetting in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On &…

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Id climb the highest mountain swim

i’d climb the highest mountain i’d swim the ocean blue i’d do anthimg my dear…

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A beautiful statement written inside mens toilet

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet : The Future of our Country is now…

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Taleem e baligaan beti ki shadi

“TaleEm -e- BaLigaAn” *Beti Ki Shadi K Hangamoon Ki Wajah Se Ek TaALiBa kO sChoOL…

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A girl phoned me the other day

A girl phoned me the other day and said…"Come on over, there’s nobody home." I…

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For india its ind pakistan pak

For India, its Ind. For Pakistan its Pak. For Australia its Aus. For Argentina its…

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Ye sookha ander jata hai aur

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai Aur Gila Bahir Ata Hai Pehle Chota Hota Hai Phir…

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Thinking of lady banker lagta

Thinking Of Lady Banker … Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy…

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Open with love if i disturb

Open with Love… If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say…

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Kya aap colse up karte hain

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty…

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Bus 1 mor per jab turn hui

BuS 1 Mor pEr jAb TUrN Hui tO JhAtKa Lga, Or kHaRi hUi eK HasSEen…

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1 saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada khayal kon krta ha? Mera pati. Or sabse…

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Relation between men ampwomen as on

Relation Between Men &Women As On Now Days :- You Can Touch Each Other But…

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Teacher name the thing which carries more

Teacher: Name the thing which carries more weight but has vary less weight. Student: ur…

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Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho

Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho JAWAB MERI BAAT KA deti ho khara ho jata…

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Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher

Class mein shorr ho raha tha teacher nahi tha. Principal entered n asked angrily: Kis…

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Worlds shortest love story he smiled

World’s Shortest Love Story . . . He Smiled… She Smiled… Baby Cried…:p;-> …

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Shadi k 7 din baad saas dulhun

Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari…

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Married women ko police me job buhat

Married Women Ko PoLiCe Me Job Buhat Jald Kyun MiL Jati Hai? . . ….

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1 kunwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya toU Us K BaaP Ne Pocha: Yeh Kis…

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Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat

Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…

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Medical science says tight clothing stops

Medical Science says tight clothing stops circulation bt the truth is tighter a woman’s clothin,…

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1 murghi super market gae aur kaha

1 murghi super market gae aur kaha: 1 anda dena Salesman: tum anda kya karogi?…

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Girl n boy were siting alone in

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden.. Girl-Do something which makes my heart…

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Makaya hakaya rumbha zumbhatimbak tumba jingala jinga

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u…