Category: Naughty SMS
Naughty SMS / Naughty Jokes
Hain mulaqat k sare hi qarene majood
Hain mulaqat k sare hi qarene majood Aur pehla jo qarena hai woh barpoor b…
Teacher wat is difference bw 1
Teacher: wat is difference b/w 1. Call girl 2. Girl frnd 3. Wife? Student: 1….
Your network tariff has changed call charges
Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The…
Lady shoes dikhaiye shopkeeper
Lady – Shoes dikhaiye . Shopkeeper : Kitnne number ka ? Lady – 36 no….
Allah ke naam pe maula tere
Allah ke naam pe, maula ke naam pe, Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe, Koi…
The animal of jungle has decided to
THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE TIGER…
Bumper prize send me sms win
BUMPER PRIZE! send me sms $win 10 lak ki car ka FOTO, 29 inch tv…
Ap mujhe ek jagha se bohat pyare
Ap Mujhe Ek Jagha Se Bohat Pyare Lagte Hain? Bhala Kahan Se? Door se 😉…
Girlek sasti c breazer dena salesman
Girl:ek sasti c breazer dena Salesman: ye 60 ki Girl: or sasti Ye 30 ki…
Arz kia hai kay aap ki
arz kia hai kay aap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti hai wah wah subhanAllah…
Pehlay haath mein lo phir moun
Pehlay haath mein lo… phir moun mein lo…. phir thook lagao… phir seeda karo… aur…
The comentator asked inzmam a question
The comentator asked inzmam a question for which he was not prepared. Comentator:you had a…
Woman has man in it mrs
Woman has man in it…… Mrs. has Mr in it…… Female has male in it………..
8 saal ka bacha rape k case
8 SAAL KA BACHA RAPE K CASE MAIN PAKRA GAYA,aDALAT MEIN LADY LAWYER NEY US…
Aik admi kafi der se khanscough rha
Aik Admi Kafi Der Se Khans(Cough) Rha Tha. Sher Khan Ne Osay Aek Goli Khila…
Paad k nam ek sweet poem jo
PAAD K NAM EK SWEET POEM Jo maray wo fresh, Jo songay wo crash, Kabi…
Doctor mrsmegha gud news 4 u
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News 4 U! MEGHA- What Do U Mean By Mrs.MEGHA! I’m Unmarried….
Child 2 d sales girl in a
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop: Miss, will u marry me when…
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy jis shakhs
Govrment ny aeilan kya hy! jis shakhs k 5bachey hongy unhy 50000 dye jaingy. sardar…
Makaya hakaya rumbha zumbhatimbak tumba jingala jinga
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. If u…
Larka nay car rok kar larki say
Larka… nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?…
Classic example to prove gals r selfish
Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish When i was a child so many Gals…
Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA Uss ne manga…
This is not fair how could
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got…
Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours
Repeat these lines atleast 2 hours every day outsaide the mosque and you will be…
Make luv to your girlfriend on valentines
Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines day she will give you good news on…
Ek pathan tv par bomb rakh kar
Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v…
Balochi hamare registan mein quotkhush amdeedquot bolo to
Balochi: Hamare registan mein "Khush-Amdeed" bolo to vapis awaz aati hai "Amded Amded" Pathan: Hamare…
Mallika at airport bhikhari behanji 1 rupiya
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why…
Thought of d day never hold
Thought Of D Day Never Hold Ur Farts In. Dey Travel Up Ur Spine, In…
2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe
2 bache jungle me potty kar rahe the. Achanak lion aa gaya 1st-chotu, tu dar…
I really deeply wish tat u r
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights…
Moochi ki bv se us saheli ne
MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?…
Monika lewinski asks laaloo jee u r
Monika Lewinski asks: Laaloo jee u r so intelligent, but why u have 9 children?…
Har mulk ki 1 sarhad hoti hai
har mulk ki 1 sarhad hoti hai har bachey ki 1 zidd hoti hai ab…
He pura ander giya sheyes hederd hua
he= pura ander giya she=yes he=derd hua she=haaaaaaaaaan he=fit hay she=perfect he=r u comfortable she=zaberdast…
Jo ho saky to nawaz do
Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do Mri Sham Ko Sanwar…
Pyar ek samandar ki tarhan haior har
PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza…
Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne
Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal…
Kehtay hain quotaurat k haath mein barkat
Kehtay Hain: "Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!" – – – – – Bilkul…
A lady wakes up early in the
A Lady Wakes Up Early In The Morning And Saw Her Cat In The Rain……
Boy its just a formality but
BOY: Its just a formality, but I still ask “can I marry ur Daughter” FATHER:…
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti
Rehne ki yahan sabki aukat nahi hoti bina beer aur daaru ke yahan raat nahi…
Ek ladki k t shirt pe likha tha
Ek Ladki K T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha 93.5 Red Fm. To Batao Uski Pant Pe…
Sukhriya karo uss khuda ka ki usne
SUKHRIYA KARO USS KHUDA KA KI USNE HAME BANAYA HAI KYONKI AIK PYAARA,ACHA,SMART & CUTE…
Tere pyar ki roshni esii hai k
tere pyar ki roshni esii hai k harr taruf ujala nazar ata hai,sochti hoon k…
Most romentic shyari of the year arz
most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai, paani ke bina tu tatti se…
Difference between good girls and bad girls
Difference between good girls and bad girls? Ans:Good girls open few buttons in hot atmosphere…
Gabbar ye haath humko dede thakur
GABBAR: Ye haath humko dede Thakur. THAKUR: Theek hai, lele. Par 1 shart hai. Vada…
Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie
Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di, Klark ne application form…
1 admi apni biwi k sath apna
1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly…
Aap ki ik muskurahat per hum apne
AAP ki ik muskurahat per hum apne hosh ganwa bhethey hum hosh mai aaey hi…
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare…
He came at night explored my
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he…
Educational progress bs bull shit
Educational Progress. . . . B.S. Bull Shit. . . M.S. More Shit. . ….
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta…
Son padosi ki ladki ko english
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati Father: Tujhe kese pata? Son :…
Kareena has small rakhi big ranimukerji
Kareena has small.! Rakhi has big.! Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small! Aishwaryarai has…
Batao wo konsa amal hy jis main
Batao Wo Konsa Amal Hy Jis Main Raahat Aur Laanat Dono Ek Saath Milti Hyn?…
Song from movie machis chunni leke
Song from Movie Machis… Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi… "Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf…
Zamane ki dard se us tasweer toilet
Zamane ki dard se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska…
Cute nurse came for a job interview
cute Nurse came for a job interview. Dr: What salary do you expect? Nurse:Rs10,000. Dr…
U r thousands of killo meters away
U r thousands of Killo Meters away from me,Still I’m watching ur every moment by…
Jab hota hai tera didardil dharakta baar baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai…
Ek admi dosrey se ye bachey itne
Ek admi dosrey admi se “ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain” DOsra bola “Jo…
Today is the 2nd death anniversary of
Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in…
Its the g0od girlz that keep da
Its the g0od girLz ThAt kEep da DiARieS, ThE bAd girLz neVer haVe THe TiMe….
The boy went to his dads friend
The boy went to his dad’s friend home late night.. Uncle offered him to sleep…
Meri dua hai k tumhe
meri DUA hAi K tUmhe. . . MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . . hEr…
Door gaon main raat ko jub
Door Gaon Main Raat Ko Jub.. Maa Baap Sotay Nahin.. To.. Bachay Kehtay Hain.. So…
Oil or ghee companies ny pakistan mai
Oil or Ghee Companies ny Pakistan mai orat ko boht khul k bat krny ki…
Height of missunderstanding an old
Height oF MissUnderStanding . . . An Old Woman Wanted To Travel By Bus To…
Whats nasbandi jab aapki aadat ho
What’s Nasbandi…….? Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi Jaate Ho Heera Mandi…
Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya
Hum saath marnay ka soch kar darya main kood gaye FARAZ…. Uppar pohanch k Farishtey…
U r a nice person butu
U r a nice person… but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning……
Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj
Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib… . . . . . . ….
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai: Bhoot – insan ko darane k…
Beta mama ye pregnant kya hota hai
Beta: mama ye pregnant kya hota hai? Mama: beta ghussay ko pregnant kehte hain. Next…
Answer the question in yesno kia
answer the question in yes/no kia aapke sir pe seengh hain? see the result below…
Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi aap
Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi… aap ke baal chanda jesay…. aap ka chehra chanda jesa……
Beta kitni sundar larki hy baap
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen….
Teacher kisses ko sentence main is tarah
Teacher Kisses Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye…