Category: Naughty SMS
Naughty SMS / Naughty Jokes
In a hospital two nurses were discussing
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing about the New Doctor 1st Nurse He Dresses…
15 to 20 saal ki larki football
15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log….
Just close ur eyes and think of
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… now……… Open ur eyes…
Kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay ke
kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay… ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari lagay… chahay darjan ho…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Kya leke aye they lekar jaoge
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!…
Why did god create you before me
Why did God Create ‘you’ before Me….? Ans: B’cause he wanted to Create a ‘Sample’,…
Fact1 you can not touch your lower
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this,…
Everybody wants sum1 special nicesum1 thoughtfulsum1
Everybody wants sum1 special…. sum1 nice….sum1 Thoughtful….Sum1 Honest….Sum1 Cute….sum1 Perfect…..Sum1 Attractive…..Sum1 Intelligent….WHY ALWAYS""""""M3 ME me!!!!!…
Eik piyari si surateik masoom sa chehrathodi
Eik Piyari Si Surat,Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,Thodi Shahrarat,Thodi Mohabbat,Thodi Masti,Thoda Maza,Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,……………….Uska…
Smoke everyday means s send m me o one
SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means, S-Send M-Me O-One K-Kool SMS E-Everyday! So,Pls feel free to SMOKE….
Mere dil jiger kidney liver ho tum
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum …
Aap cartoon k bhai ki sister abbu
Aap cartoon Aap k bhai cartoon Aap ki sister cartoon Aap k abbu cartoon Aap…
Ishaq k cshool mein new mahool tyar
ishaq k cshool mein new mahool tyar ho gya class ki techer ko papu sy…
I really deeply wish tat u r
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights…
If u want the latest mercedes benz
If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any…
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes…
Lastnite i went 2 bed without ucoldnakedthinking
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch…
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai
Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai… Bird log ghana ga rele hai… Cow log ghaas…
Lastnite i went 2 bed without ucoldnakedthinking
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch…
Wait cool relax ok ready start
wait wait cool cool relax relax ok ok ready start go 5 4 3 2…
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai. ? ? ? ? Kepad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se…
Life without u is impossible r in
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay…
A lady wakes up early in the
A lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in the rain…
Sms na bheaj k dil tor dea
sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera ab apne cell ko dafna dena, agar…
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no? r u sure? plz check again. no?…
Kash aapk chehrey pe cheechuk k daag
kash aapk chehrey pe cheechuk k daag hotey… chand to aap hai hii tarey b…
U look at the ocean see gods
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD’s Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see…
Shadi kerni thee per kismat khulli
Shadi kerni thee per Kismat khulli nahi, Tajmahel bana tha per MUMTAZ milli nahi, Ab…
Think well work eat sleep play and
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile…
A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner
A englishman had a spicy pakistani dinner. Next morning he came out of toilet &…
Life without u is impossible r in
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay…
Hila zor se hila pura hath
Hila zor se hila pura hila hath chala dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna…
Toothpaste ki ad mein daant hi dikhay
toothpaste ki ad mein ,daant hi dikhay jatey han shampoo ki ad mein baal dikhay…
Is dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch…
I have sms 4 u neecha dekho
i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho aur neecha aur neecha aur neecha . me…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
1 ldka aur ladki oho dono jhadi
1 ldka aur 1 ladki, oho, dono jhadi ke piche, oho, daba daba ke, oho,…
Bachama sy mama mey ksy paida
Bacha(ma sy),, Mama mey ksy paida hwa? Maa,, Meyny ek patila liya.usmey mati dali tory…
Think well work eat well sleep
Think well, Work well, Eat Well, Sleep well, play well also & if u cant…
Boss to secretory book my ticket for
Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London.. Aur Suno Mera Naam "D.K.BOSE" Likhwana….! Werna…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Aaj aaj ek sweater aur
Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo… Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo……
Sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi
sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi, sumtimes i 4get 2 reply, sumtimes my msg doesnt…
A good friend is like a donkey
A good friend is like a Donkey because a good freind carrys the load of…
Allah aap ko zindagi de daulat
Allah aap ko zindagi de Allah aap ko daulat de Allah aap ko khushian de…
Just close ur eyes and think of
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… now……… Open ur eyes…
Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho
Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho! tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan…
Ot tnaw t2ul i thpinboop ya2
oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !..2mA3rb T33w2 ! .. niH)A2 2’rU Confused na? Read…
Teri galiyon main na rakhain gai qadam
Teri Galiyon Main na rakhain gai qadam Aaj Ke baad.. . . . . ….
Bacha mis se ap muje boht achi
Bacha Mis Se Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,…
Tauba kya zamana agya hai warid
Tauba Kya zamana agya hai! warid walon ko kya hogya hai? Bare se poster pe…
Sardar larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain baat
Sardar: larkiyan bhi ajeeb hoti hain. baat karo to thappar marti hain! Pathan: yehi to…
Relation between men ampwomen as on
Relation Between Men &Women As On Now Days :- You Can Touch Each Other But…
Dont carry umbrella during rain keep whisper
Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan…
Teacher laden ki 5 biwian or20 bache
Teacher: Laden Ki 5 Biwian or20 Bache, Lalu Ki 1 Biwi Or9 Bache Tou Btao…
Dosti karo collegewali se pyar officewali
Dosti karo Collegewali se, Pyar karo Officewali se, Programme karo Padoswali se, Aonkh ladao Sali…
A small kid wrote 2 santa clause
A small kid wrote 2 Santa Clause, ?send me a brother.? Santa wrote back, ?send…
Attention all halaat kharab hugaey hain abhe
ATTENTION ALL! Halaat kharab hugaey hain Abhe abhe 4 dhamakay aur thori bohot firing hui…
Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron poch
Tum chand se khobsorat ho sitaron se poch lo Tum pholon se khobsorat ho bharon…
Kaise ho maze main tabiat kaisi
Kaise ho? maze main? tabiat kaisi hai? ungli main dard nahi hai? aankh b ok?…
A person doing his own swot analysis
A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis. Strength: My Wife Weakness: My Neighbor’s Wife Opportunity:…
Define agony its like a one armed
DEFINE AGONY: Its like a One Armed Man Hanging at the Edge of a Cliff…
What foolish concepts society has
What Foolish Concepts Society Has ? If A Watch Goes Bad, They Say BAND HAI….
Ajeeb dost hay mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta
AjEeb DosT hAy MerA ajEeb mizAj rAkhtA hAy SawAL kArnE sE pEhLAy jAwAb rAkhtA hAy…
Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe
Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali……….. Hajaam ki dukaan main…
I had avised rani mukherji to use
I Had Avised RANI MUKHERJI To Use WHISPER But She Didn’t THEN…..!!!! THEN WHAT…..??? "LAAGA…
Larkiyon aur larko ki wo kon si
Larkiyon Aur Larko Ki Wo Kon Si Jaga Ha Jaha Hadi Nahe Hoti . ?…
Bacha miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay
Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay. Miss: wo kasay? Bacha: jab phichli…
Ek larki ne apni frnd se kaha
Ek Larki Ne Apni Frnd Se Kaha, “BOSs kI Bak bAk Sun kr Tang aA…
Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di
Aik larki ne apni jeans utar di or larke se boli: "muje larki hone ka…
Aap ki personality per aik sher arz
Aap ki personality per aik sher arz kia hai, soraj hamesha chand key sath rahe…
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k quotjaan
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k "jaan bhi maango tu hazir hay" Aaj apni biwi…
Quotalcohalquot contains quotfemale harmonesquot proof after
"ALCOHAL" Contains "FEMALE HARMONES" Proof: After Drinking. . . Men Get Weight Talk Unnecessarily Become…
Karay jaoooooooo karay jaoo baysharmoon
KARAY JAOOOOOOOO…. . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . ….
Most of the sins committed by son
?Most of the sins committed by the son of Adam are sins of the tongue.?…
Boy papa sach or raaz me kia
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai? Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye…
Heights of patriotism u sitting
Heights Of Patriotism : U sitting on an English toilet in Pakistani style….
Aasmaan par jitne sitaare hain ankhon
aasmaan par jitne sitaare hain, ankhon mein jitne ishaare hain, samundar ke jitne kinare hain,…
Na karr mohabbat larkon sey woh daga
Na karr mohabbat larkon sey woh DAGA detey hain kar mohabbat burhoon sey woh DUA…
We all love to spend lots of
We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothes but honestly Did…
A gunman stops a car n asks
A Gunman Stops a car n asks Man 2 Masturbate. Scared Driver obeys. Dis continues…
Suna hai yaad may hamari kisi
Suna hai Yaad may hamari, kisi ko loose motion lag gaye hain….? Chalo Hain to…
The beauty of english ever noticed how
The Beauty of English: Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a…
Aisi kon c chez hai jo woman
Aisi Kon c Chez Hai. jo Woman Mei Aagee hoTi hAi or Cow mEi PeChe.?…
Shiyari se tujhe koi kam nai tu
Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai, Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai…