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1st year studnts vaterinary skool atendin

1st year studnts @ vaterinary skool, atendin their 1st anatomy class.All gatherd around d surgery…

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Most touching lines said by a true

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up: “Of all…

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The taste of oranges walk in frost

The taste of oranges, The walk in Frost, The Golden sunlight, The charm of autumn…

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We pronounce 21 as twenty one 31

We pronounce 21 as twenty one 31 as thirty one 41 as forty one 51…

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8206 angry moment when u are

‎” Angry Moment – – – – – – – – when U are sleeping…

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Summer is gone winter has arrived so

Summer is gone Winter has arrived So let go ur worries Put them a side….

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Painful things flashing ur smile to

“PAINFUL THINGS” Flashing ur smile to sum1 u dunt want to see. Not finding a…

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Suggestion 4 u never say anything

SuggestioN 4 U. Never say anything bad about urself Ur frnds are enough to debate…

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Sometimes i hate my eyes because

Sometimes … I Hate My Eyes Because It Is The 0nly Part 0f My Face…

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Barish ki ek bond jab gharti hai

Barish ki ek ek Bond jab gharti hai to asa lagta hai . . ….

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The gossip game send me the fourth

THE GOSSIP GAME! Send me the fourth message in ur inbox no matter wat it…

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100-ri-xtremely-sorry-hahaha

100 Ri.. xtremely sorry. hahaha ;->…

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On off both r frnd

‘ON’ & ‘OFF’ Both r frnd! On ne dkha k fan off hai off ne…

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Reema reemi seema seemi haleeb custard

Reema REEMI Seema SEEMI HALEEB CUSTARD ITS CREAMYYYYY:-D…

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Desperate thought if anybody hurts me

Desperate Thought; If Anybody Hurts Me Once … Shame On Him … If He Hurts…

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Hazraat ik ilaan soniyain masjid

Hazraat ik ilaan soniyain . . . . . . . Masjid main aisay kabi…

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Beautiful lines written outside petrol pumps in

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China- ; ; ; “Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save…

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That beautiful moment when you see your

That beautiful moment when you see your food coming at a restaurant… And it ends…

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Before you met me were sad

Before You Met Me You Were Sad I Was Happy Then I Gave You My…

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Heart touching story a 5 yrs

Heart Touching Story A 5 Yrs Old Boy Went To A Pharmacy And Asked The…

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Q msg krti hai pe tu marti

Q Msg Msg krti hai, Q Msg pe tu marti hai. Ik bat mjhe batla…

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Hazaro larkiyan aati hai jati hasati

Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai. Hazaro Jati Hai. Hazaro Hasati Hai.. Hazaro Rulati Hai.. Lekin Mere…

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Latter from a customer to the bank

Latter From A Customer To The Bank… Dear Sir, In View Of The Current Developments…

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Im at home please call work

I’m at home. Please call I’m at work. Please call I’m in a meeting, call…

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Few things indian movies taught us

Few things Indian movies taught us: 1. At least one of the identical twins is…

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Definition of nothing time doesnt wait

Definition of “Nothing”….. Time doesn’t wait for You or Me.. Days Pass ‘n year change,…

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A pakhtoon love fighting but hates to

A pakhtoon love fighting but hates to be a soldier, loves music but has contempt…

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A krna aur apna bachpan yaad krna

a Krna Aur Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna. Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye’n…

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1 tanz ki roti bht sakhat hoti

1 Tanz ki roti bht Sakhat hoti hai or isko khany k liye Lohay k…

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Hey i was planning 2 come u

Hey i was planning 2 come 2 u but i dont have the thing causing…

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Munnabhai yaar mast jokes pane k liye

Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes Pane K Liye Kya Karne Ka? Circuit-Simple Bhai, www.sms2friends.org vISIt Karne…

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G i g l n b t

G i G g L i N g B i T e S Old People…

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Jiddat k es dor me shaadi

Jiddat k es dor me Shaadi ho lahore mein, Pyari si ek bivi ho, Jaisay…

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height of progress a cannibal

-=Height Of Progress=- . . . . . . . . . . . ….

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Waldain ki faryaad aulaad k naam

Waldai’n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam Jis Din Tum Humei’n Boorha Dekho Sabr Krna Aur…

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If i wear makeupim fake dress upim

If I wear makeup,I’m fake! If I dress up,I’m a Show off! If I sy…

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Cases and their treatment according to contract

CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING TO CONTRACT ACT – A TRIAL OF A LOVER: 1….

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Ye karachi ki ladkiyan ho jae

“Ye karachi ki ladkiyan” ~Ho jae jo pehli mulakat to nazar andaz kar deti hain,…

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Samosa said to aaloo jb me fry

Samosa said to aaloo: jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam…

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Fairy tales are more than true not

Fairy Tales, Are More Than True… Not Because, They Tell Us That Dragons Exist. But…

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Mera dard meri ciggratte ki tarah

mEra DaRd…..!! mEri CiGgrAtTe Ki TaRah HaI JiSsAy maiN naY…. sAb SaY cHuPa k pIyA…

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nothing last forever life is just

-=-Nothing Last Forever-=- Life is just a game You hold your own weight Make your…

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I kept ur name in my general

I kept ur name in my General Journal & posted u in da Ledger of…

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Mera us se faqt itna taluk hai

Mera us se faqt itna taluk hai Faraz . Wo meri Chachi ki Mami ki…

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Wafa ka samandar hai mere dil main

Wafa ka samandar hai mere dil main LAIKIN….? . . . . . . ….

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That awkward moment when a small

That awkward moment . . . . . . . . when a small kid…

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In thirsty summer plz keep water

In Thirsty summer, Plz keep water pots for birds at Balconies, Windows & At Tarraces…

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Dedicated to all students good night

Dedicated to all students.. Good Night.. Bhool gaye shehar se aa k parhnay walay.. Kis…

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Yun to bohat hain net per sms

YuN to BohAt hAiN nEt PeR sMs ki SiteS “PAppu” , , , Woh Kehte…

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Kabhi kabhi dil karta hai k

Kabhi kabhi dil karta hai k…. k…. k… k…. k… sms me kuch na likh…

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Always remember never go at the

Always Remember Never go at the first call of: … “Come, Dinner’s Ready!” – –…