Category: Memon SMS
Memon SMS
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap…
Christmas is a state of mind when
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit…
sheikh mehman se thanda peo ge
*: Sheikh mehman se: thanda peo ge ya garam? Mehman: Dono ley ayen, Sheikh: Begum!…
Titanic k sath memon bhi doob raha
Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye…
Kitny hamdard milydost mily yar mily sb
Kitny hamdard mily,dost mily, yar mily Sb ubharty hoy soraj k paristar mily Zindagi tu…
Christmas may be many things or it
Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy…
Memon pent ki silai kitni hy
Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy? Tailor: Rs. 150. Memon: Nekar Ki? Tailar: Rs. 50….
Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba
Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha Waiter Ne Deka Tu…
Waqt e qudrat le aaya hy aaj humain us
Waqt-e-Qudrat Le Aaya Hy Aaj Humain Us Jaga Pe Faraz Chal Diye Usi Mitti Main…
Memon beemar hua to check up k
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi…
Important msg by islamic reasearch foundation attention
Important Msg. By Islamic Reasearch Foundation: Attention All Muslims. Before 25 Dec. Sab Ko Batain…
Kanjoos aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua.. Waiter: janab kia chahiye.? Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan…
Aik shaikh bus me sfr kr raha
Aik Shaikh bus me sfr kr raha tha, Achanak bus be’qabu ho kr drya me…
Pehalwan ne mehfil me 1 limu se
Pehalwan ne Mehfil me 1 Limu se pura 1 Glass juice Nikal kar sabko Heran…
Memon at shop bhai 1 rs
Memon At shop: Bhai 1 RS ka load kar do Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k…
Christmas is not a time nor season
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish…
Sheikh at shop bhai 1 rs
Sheikh at shop: Bhai, 1 Rs. ka easy load kar do! ShopKeeper: Itna load karwa…
Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk
Shadi Me 1 Memon Bahut Der Tk Khata Raha, Kse Ne Pocha Bhae Kab Tak…
Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se
Sheikh shadi wali rat apni bv se: apna haath dejiay BV n sharma k hath…
1 beautyful girl ne ghar ka kuch
1 beautyful girl ne ghar ka kuch saman 1 gali ke larky sy mangwaya to…
Christmas waves a magic wand over this
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more…
Eik memmon khali katorey main roti daba
EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA WAITER NE DEKA TU…
Who is memon memon has 600
Who Is Memon? Memon Has 600 Years Old History. There Is No1 Single Non Muslim…
Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol…
Aur ab lollywood pesh karta hai ek
Aur Ab Lollywood Pesh Karta Hai Ek or New Film Guess what? . ? ?…
Sheikh apne bachon sejo rat ko khana
Sheikh Apne bachon se:Jo Rat ko khana ni khega use 5 rupe milege Sab bache…
Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar
Sheikhon k larkay or larki mein pyar ho gaya GIRL:Jab mere abu so jain gy…
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise…
Shiekh lijiye na aur rasgulle mehman
Shiekh: lijiye na aur RASGULLE. Mehman: Nahi shukria main pehle hi 4 le chuka hoon….
Memon ki shaadi mei baar paani pesh
Memon ki shaadi mei baar baar Paani pesh kia jaraha tha! Tangg aaker 1 Pathan…
Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200…
Ek taj mahal nahi chahiye mujhe aapka
Ek Taj Mahal nahi chahiye, Mujhe aapka pyaar hi chahiye, Marke mere naam ka Taj…
Doctor sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka
DOCTor., Sheikh sb aap ko kaele ka chilka nazar nahi aaya tha jo aap phisal…
Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom
Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha: kitne paise…
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and…
Memon se marny k baad farishty ne
Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon:…
Heap on the wood wind is chill
Heap on the wood!- the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will,…
Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja
MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur…
Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k
Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift…
Before now you are just okyesterday were
Before Now you are just ok,yesterday you were better,today you are perfect,This is the the…
A sheikh was searching these words in
A SHEIKH Was Searching These Words In Google: Free Dinner At 5 Star Hotel. Google…
Aik memon dozakh mein tha kisi ne
Aik memon dozakh mein tha Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap…
Faith makes all things possiblehope worklove beautifulmay
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have…
Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha dad
Sheikh sahab k betay ne kaha: Dad meri Girl Friend pregnant ho gayi hai. Rs:…
Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya…
Memon to his son meri dili khwahish
Memon to his son: Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano…..
Somehow not only for christmas but all
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you…
Memon to dukandar yaar zara toothbrush dena
Memon To Dukandar: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai…
Memon i am so miserkanjoos that i
Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half…
Christmas waves a magic wand over this
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more…
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere…
Merry christmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar jeevan
Merry Christmas ka yeh pyara tehwaar jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke…
Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han…
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar,…
Akri moty baeri plang te sutti ve
Akri moty baeri plang te sutti ve k achanak jaljalo avyo ta hu plang se…
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas
Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere…
Memon ka beta abu 5 ropay do
Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na Abu: Nahin Dun Ga Beta: Abu Day…
Somehow not only for christmas but all
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you…
Memon ek kela kitne ka hykele wala
Memon: ek kela kitne ka hy?Kele wala: 1 rupe Memon: 60 pese mey milega? Kele…
Ek sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de
Ek Sheikh ne Arbi ko khoon de kr us ke jan bachai Arbi ne usey…
Faith makes all things possiblehope worklove beautifulmay
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have…
Memon ya allah tu mujhe 1000rs de
Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe 1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga…
Christmas is not a time nor season
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish…
1 memon samandar mein d0ob gaya us
1 Memon samandar Mein d0ob gaya us ne dua ki “YA ALLAH mujhay nikal de…
Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol…
Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han…
1 memon subha so ko utha to
1 memon subha so ko utha to dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay. Wo…
Memon k bete ka accident hovadrap ki
Memon k bete ka accident hova.Dr:ap k bete ki dono tangen ktni parey gimemon:sir pakr…
Memon yeh kailabanana kaisay diya shopkeeper
Memon: Yeh Kaila(Banana) Kaisay Diya? Shopkeeper: 1rs. Memon: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai? S.K: 60…
Dont expect too much of christmas day
Don?t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can?t crowd into it any arrears of…
Aik billi sheikh k ghar se roti
Aik billi sheikh k ghar se roti hue nikli kisi ne billi se ronay ki…
Can i have your picture so santa
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy…
Memon ka beta girl friend k
MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay…
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi light
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi…
Dont expect too much of christmas day
Don?t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can?t crowd into it any arrears of…
Memon to dukandar yaar zara toothbrush dena
Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai…
A memon movie hero iqbalia heroin
‘A Memon Movie’ Hero: Iqbalia Heroin: Jaibun Vilain: Jakaria Scene: Vilain Heroin ko utha kar…
Memon 2 son meri dili khwahish
Memon 2 Son: Meri Dili Khwahish He K Tum Bary Ho K ‘WAKEEL’Bano Son:Wo Q?…
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar,…
Perfume wala sahb perfume le lo prfume
Perfume wala: Sahb perfume le lo, prfume le lo. Sheikh:25 paise wala dikhao… Perfume wala:…
Memon apnay betay ki petaai laga raha
MEMON Apnay Betay Ki Petaai Laga Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Huwa Q Maar…
Somehow not only for christmas but all
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you…
Ek memon ko jin charh gaya 3
Ek Memon Ko Jin Charh Gaya 3 Din Baad Jin Khud Aalim Ke Paas Gaya…
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets…
Memon ko current laga begum ne
Memon Ko Current Laga… Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola:…