Category: Mangetar SMS

Mangetar SMS

Mangetar SMS

Main tumhare ghar k bahar kaafi der

Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza…

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Jab gheray badal chaay teri yaad

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay , Teri yaad aai , Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan…

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Jab gheray badal chaay teri yaad

Jab Jab gheray Badal chaay , Teri yaad aai , Jab Jhoom k barsa Sawan…

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Three rings of marriage are the engagement

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna ullo

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna…. ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p…

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Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek…

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Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid

Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error……

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Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se

Aaj jab tere baalon ko haatho se sahlata hoon…. Lagta hai… kisi kaantedaar jhari ko…

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Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir…

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Maan mery leyeay bohat mahiney rakti hay

Maan Mery Leyeay Bohat Mahiney Rakti Hay Jab Men Parishan Hota Hoon Tu Maan Ko…

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Sardar on phone doctor my wife is

Sardar on phone Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is…

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In 1 year 12 months 365 days

In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec,…

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A girl was yelling in the church

A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: Oh God! Please make Moscow…

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Sang e marmar sa tarasha gora badan

Sang E Marmar sa tarasha gora badan, Uff…! Nasheeela sa pighalta shabab…! Honto se lagao…

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Wife meray iraday baray naik hain aap

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k…

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Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain

Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain, Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain, Ab…

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1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya wo

1 larki ka mangetar mar gaya! Wo rote huwe boli: haye abhi to kuch dekha…

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Mer dil tor ker pohanchai tum ne

Mer Dil Tor Ker Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais Mer Dil Tor Ker…

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Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli

Zara sa dhehaan rakh lena meri pehli muhabat hai Wafa ka maan rakh lena meri…

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Tumhare number ko kya howa he mene

Tumhare Number Ko Kya Howa he? Mene abi call ki to Operator Boli Welcome 2Jungle…

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Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai

Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai 2 se ho tou apna pan hai 3…

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U me went to a wishing

U & me went to a wishing well. I bent down threw a coin &…

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Dosti karo college wali se pyar office

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se program karo pados wali se…

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The most painful thing in life is

The most painful thing in life is losing yourself in process of valuing someone too…

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1 dafa chor ne apni mangetar ko

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia. Mangetar Ne Khush…

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Patient what are the chances of my

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor: One hundred percent….Medical records show…

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Na bottel me jaar hotel bar bike

Na BOTTEL me, Na JAAR me, Na HOTEL me, Na BAR me, Na BIKE pe,…

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Hassi ko inbox ansu outbox ghussay hold

Hassi ko inbox Ansu ko outbox Ghussay ko hold Muskan ko sent Help ko ok…

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Kesi k yun becharny say ki yad

Kesi k yun becharny say.. Kesi ki yad any say.. Bohat say log roty hain…..

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Meri umbrella kab wapis kro ge jab

Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab…

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Girl 2 his mangetari love u boylove

GIRL 2 HIS MANGETAR:I LOVE U BOY:LOVE U 2 TILL WE GOT MARRIED!

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Bandar ki beti boli papa mujhe

Bandar Ki Beti Boli: Papa Mujhe B Shadi Kerni Hai… Bandar Bola : Beti Sabar…

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Read each word reversely a suomaf rotcod

Read each word Reversely: A’ suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT…

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Pathan kony me chup k mobile pe

Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha…

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The average mans life consists of twenty

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where…

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Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar

Ek shadi mai dulhan ka pehla mangetar b saj dhaj k aya howa tha Kisi…