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Tujh se bichra to pasand aa gai
Tujh se bichra to pasand aa gai bay tarteebi is sey pehly mera kamra b…
Ek aurat ne 10 saal k bachay
Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal k Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,…
Kuchrishte bohatajeeb hotehain subk apneapne naseeb
Kuch’RISHTE Bohat’AJEEB Hote’Hain Sub’k Apne’Apne ‘NASEEB’ Hote’Hain Rehte’Hain Jo Log’Dur ‘NIGAHON’Se Wo’Log D’U’A’O’N Mein’Sub’Se Q’A’R’E’E’B…
When flood comes fish eat ants
when flood comes ‘Fish eat Ants’ when flood goes Down ‘Ants eat Fish’ Time Matters……
Teri haseen yadoon main khoya tha eik
Teri Haseen yadoon main khoya tha eik pal k liay Aisa lga jaisay Sadiaan beit…
Tujhe ishq ho khuda kre koi tujh
Tujhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kre Koi Tujh Ko Usse Juda Kre Tre Lub Hansna Bhol…
Tusi kinay sweet pyaray khubsoorat kinay zaheen
Tusi kinay ‘sweet’, kinay ‘pyaray’, kinay ‘khubsoorat’ ,kinay ‘zaheen’, kinay ‘aqalmand’, te kinay ‘sohnay’ banday…
World top 3 sweetest sleeps 1
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:-…
Liyewaha ap ko bhi iske change hona
liye…waha ap ko bhi iske change hona parta hai…tali hamesha dono hathon se bajti hia…aik…
When you know are going to
When You Know You Are Going To Fail In EXAM. . . ‘Talk The Entire…
Pathan station jany k kitne paise logay
Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay? Ricksha Wala: 50 Pathan: 20 Lelo Ricksha Wala:…
Tujhe naz hy k main husn hon
Tujhe Naz Hy K Main Husn Hon Mere Gulistan Ko Zwal Kya Muje Fakhr Hy…
Ye khamoshi tareek raatain dobte hoye
Ye Khamoshi Ye Tareek Raatain Ye Dobte Hoye Arman Ye Jaltay diay Ye Bujhti Shammain…
Sab kehte hain 9 mahinon me
SAb kEhte hAiN 9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy, Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt…
Safar me agar bp low hojay aur
Safar Me Agar Bp Low Hojay Aur Namak Dastyab Na Ho To Naak Se Choohe…
Tanha si zindzgi me tanha hai har
Tanha si zindzgi me tanha hai har rasta , dosto yaaro se jaise toota ho…
Teacher to student give me a sentence
Teacher To Student: Give Me A Sentence Starting With ‘I’ Student: I Is. . ….
Ek pathan scheme wali bottle ka dhakan
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi…
Piyar aur barish dono aik jaise hain
PIYAR aur BARISH dono aik Jaise hain, Jo hamesha ‘YAADGAAR’ hoty hain, ‘FARQ’ Sirf itna…
inspiring thought for the day
~ Inspiring Thought For The Day ~ ‘Be Like A ‘PSOTAGE STAMP’ …Stick To One…
Mujrim hon tery payar ka jo chahy
MUJRIM HON TERY PAYAR KA JO CHAHY SAZA DY (MUSKAN) DIL TU DYNA HI HY…
Jab b tujhko koi zakhm lga
Jab B tujhko koi zakhm lga To mene libas apna utar dia Griban apna cheer…
Ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar
ek husan ki devi se mujhe piyar howa tha dil us pir fida 4 bata…
Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room
Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai Sardr…
Respect d emotions in sum1s heartrather dan
Respect d emotions in sum1’s heart,rather dan d expresions on someone’s face.. becoz,expressions r just…
mujhay allah pay to yaqeen
(‘.)(.’)(‘.)(.’) Mujhay Allah Pay To Yaqeen Hay Ke Wo Meri Dua Kabool Karega, Lekin..! Mujhay…
Meri har yaad me tumho soch
Meri har yaad me ‘TUM’ho, Meri har soch me ‘TUM’ho, Meri har dua me ‘TUM’ho,…
Nahi aise sata0 tum muje tanhai dasti
Nahi Aise Sata0 Tum MuJe Tanhai Dasti Hai Kahin Sy L0t Aa0 Tum MuJe Tanhai…
L o v e lloss of
L ===== O ===== V ===== E ===== L=loss of money. o=out of mind. v=vaste…
Dunya me agr girls na hon to
Dunya me agr GIRLS na hon to Road Sunsan Market Viran Na Janu na Jan…
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh
Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota…
1 shaks kesc office k bahr khra
1 Shaks KESC Office K Bahr Khra Hokr Galiyan Derha Tha Admi: Bhai Q Galiyan…
Mahngai ki wja se eidi 10 jga
Mahngai ki wja se EIDI 10 ki jga 5 rupe dene ka fesla kia tha…
Nafrat ho jay gi tum ko
‘Nafrat’ Ho Jay Gi Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, ‘SAGAR’ ‘Muhabat’ Kisi Se ‘Beshumar’ Kr…
Nehi milta skoon unhain pardais ja kr
Nehi milta Skoon unhain Pardais ja kr. Jinhain Watan se dil lga kr kuch nehi…
My grandmothers hands they are very nice
My Grandmother’s Hands they are very nice The hands which spank my butt only twice…
Duniya me apna maqam kuch is tarha
Duniya me Apna maqam kuch is tarha se banao k Agr Mar jao to Log…
Whenever i wana take rest just do
whenever i wana take rest i just do one thing > > > > >…
We love our self even after making
We love our self even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate…
Mera number 31 feb se off ho
Mera number 31 feb se off ho jay ga becoz mera visa lag gaya hai,…
Boyteri judai mai neend urti hai
Boy:teri judai mai neend urti hai jaan jati hai chain khota hai dil rota hai….
Dard h fir v hum jatate nhi
Dard H Fir V Hum Jatate NHi, Haal Dil Ka Hum Batate V NHi, Sun…
Dard agar aadmi hota dard to
Dard agar aadmi hota ‘Dard agar aadmi hota To gareban pakar kar kehte Iss tarha…
I dont believe you have to be
I don’t believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have…
3 jaga mot nahi aati 1
3 jaga mot nahi aati. 1- Jannat me 2- jahannum me Or. 3- Mery numbr…
Life teaches us in every step
Life Teaches Us In Every Step … The moment You start Trusting Someone …blindly ……
Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu
Kal raat meri ankh se 1 ansu nikal aya,Maine us se pucha tu bahar Q…
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai, . . . . . . National…
Saath na rahne se rishte nhn tuta
Saath na rahne se rishte nhn tuta karte, Waqt ke haath se lamhe nhn chuta…
Ajeeb tarah se nakam rahe hum dono
Ajeeb tarah se nakam rahe hum dono ‘SAQI’ Tu mujhe chah na saka ‘AUR’ main…
Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz
Taskeen na ho jis se wo raaz badal dalo Jo raaz na rakh paye hamraaz…
Baad mere marnay k meri kahani likhna
baad mere marnay k meri kahani likhna ,kesay huwy berbaad meri jawani likhna,,yeh b likhna…
Aap mere sab se pyaare dost ho
Aap Mere Sab Se Pyaare Dost Ho. Is Liye Main Aapke Liye Neeche Bohat Kuch…
Life is never measured by the years
Life is never measured by the years u hav, but by the carying u do,…
to be a SMS# 332898
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Girl mei kal tm se ni mil
Girl: mei kal tm se ni mil skti. Boy: pr mei tmhare lye gift laya…
Nothing hurts more than realizing he
Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing He Meant Everything To You, But You Meant Nothing To…
Lyf is a song we play each
Lyf is a song we play each day. Every mistake we make in life puts…
Tension larki ne apse lift mangi
*Tension* Larki Ne Apse Lift Mangi Raste Me Uski Tabiat Kharab H0gai Aap Hospital Le…
Mere kandhe pe sir rakh kr usne
Mere Kandhe Pe Sir Rakh Kr… UsNe Pucha K Kb Tk Apne Kandhe Pe Sone…
Be wajha is dard k bad
(BE WAJHA) is dard k bad koi dard dard nahi lagta,key shiddat-e- dard ki inteha…
2 mohbat karne walon ny khudkushi ka
2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia . . . 10 Manzila Building…
Wo merey zabt ka andaza karney aaya
Wo Merey Zabt Ka Andaza Karney Aaya Tha Main Hans Kay Zakhm Na Khata To…
Aapki ki aftari iftaar se pehle
AAPKI ki aftari Iftaar Se Pehle (‘.’) /].[_/ _ Iftaar K Baad _(‘.’)_ /( )_!/…
Agar mobile pakistan ijad karta tou us
Agar mobile pakistan ijad karta tou us may aise templates hote;-) 1, oye call kar…
Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd
Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai, tere sang na hone ka…
Bush on 14 12 2008 finally found weapon
Bush on 14-12-2008 Bush finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December…….
The law says if you cant convince
The Law Says: ‘If You Can’t Convince Them, Then At-least Confuse Them.’ Do You Know…
Gam e ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye
Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye, ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,…
Har khushi hai logon ke daman mein
Har Khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi Din…
Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…
Bijli ka kia matlab hai aap jaante
Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai Kia Aap Jaante Hai, Bijli Ka Kia Matlab Hai? B:…
Dil todna humari adat nahi hum kisika
Dil todna humari adat nahi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe…
Tum zamane k ho hamara siwa ham
TUM ZAMANE K HO HAMARA SIWA…. HAM KIS K NAHE TUMARE SIWA…TUMAIN YAQEEN DILAIN TO…
A doctor came to visit the patient
A doctor came to visit the patient in hospital and patient started pleading and crying,…
Hamara libaas 8 gaz kafan sirf
Hamara Libaas (8} Gaz Hamara Kafan Sirf (2.5) Gaz Hamara Ghar (400) Gaz Hamara Asal…
Main agar kahoon tum sa haseen
Main agar kahoon, Tum sa haseen, Kaynaat mein nahi hy koi, To plz yaar yaqeen…
A man came home late at night
A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: ‘How Would…
Dreams are like stars you
DREAMS Are Like STARS … You May Never Touch THEM … But If You Follow…
Mohabbatchahatwafa kuch bhi nahi zindagi ghum k
“MOHABBATâ€â€CHAHATâ€â€WAFA†kuch bhi nahi “ZINDAGI†ghum k siwa kuch bhi nahi, “TUMHARY†pas mery siwa…
Kub tak dil ka aaine main mera
Kub Tak Dil ka Aaine Main Mera Aks çhupaoge Kab Tak Rahoge khafa kabhi To…
Eamal se bhe manga wafa tujhe maine
Eamal Se Bhe Manga, Wafa Se Bhe Manga, Tujhe Maine Teri Raza Se Bhe Manga…
Haqiqaton ke qareeb aane baad samjha
Haqiqaton ke qareeb aane ke baad, Samjha mohabbat ko dil lagane ke baad, Mujhe apna…
Aaj hazoor saww par akhri
Aaj HAZOOR (S.A.W.W ) Par akhri wahee nazil Hoe Thi. Is liye aaj kasrat se…