Category: Latest SMS

Define girl; Ans- The 1 who b4 going out puts on. mascara, eyeshadow, eyeliner ,lipgloss…

SAB HE KO SAB KUCH NAHIN MILTA SAMUNDAR KI HAR LEHAR KO SAHIL NAHIN MILTA…

F A C T !! Boys Hate Asking Parents For Money To Buy Girls Presents……

*. . .MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha kal Suhaag Raat k…

Koi To Mere Khayalon Ko Chahne Wala Ho Muhbaton Ke Khzane Lutane Wala Ho Us…

Ya ALLAH OPEN the Happiest Doors To the One who is ReADING this Message Lighten…

Ek Aesa Shair Jis Ka Muqabla Na Faraz Kr Sakta Hy Na Mohsin Na Ghalib…

LARKI or SMS dono Ek jaisey hotey hain? Wo kaisey . . . . ….

Tanao Main JaB Aayen To DhaGy TooT Jaty Hain, Zara Si Baat Par Daireena Rishty…

A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her ‘WHAT IS…

Value of relation? is not that how much you feel happy with some one ….

Muj se ainda baat mat krna. Lanat Bhejta hu tum pr or tumhari dosti pr…

Aik Mohabat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab **dost** Darwaze wich ungli aa jaye…

KISS oR pass WELLAA gUYS n THis thIng U have To TELL DO u wana…

Rancho: Who said that 75 minus 70 which becomes 5 in Pakistani currency should be…

Meri Surkh Surkh Aankhei’n Tujhy Bata Rahi Hyn Phir Subha Ker Di Main Ne Tujhy…

‘Jin k humsfar rooth jaya krty hen,,, ‘Wo chain se kab soya krte hen,,, ‘Sunaty…

I love the air, because it touches you I love the sun, because it falls…

We All Know TAJ MAHAL As Symbol Of Love But The Other Lesser Known Facts…

In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain 111 222 333 444 555 666 777…

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon? Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan…

Apki yaaaaaaad me 1 shair arz hai… Kal tha hafta,aj hai itwaaaar. Wah wah Kal…

kashti bhi nahi badli dariya bhi nahi badla,or dobnay walon ka jazba b nahi badla,…

The Audience see a Joker As A Joker, But the Joker Sees Himslf As a…

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo, Is aashiq dil ka na aitbar karo, Roz…

Log laut jate Ghum hamara dekh kar, Jaise Lehar laut jati hai kinara dekhkar, Matt…

Lipat kar apne takye se jagta rehta hon main.. Tamam raat kisi ki yaad mujhe…

some body said to ALLAH: i hate life as it has no beauti. ALLAH repliaed:…..

Sapna he aankho me Magar nind kahi aur he, Dil to he Jism me Magar…

Wo Jis Ka Mansab Hi Tha Imamat Tou Lehja Kitna Mateen Hoga Khuda Ny Masoom…

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses…

SADA DÖÖR RAHO GHAM KI PARCHHAIYON SE., SAAMNA NA HO KABHI TANHAIYON SE., HER ARMAAN…

Mohabbat Aur Mout Dono Hi Bin Bulaye Mehaman Hai, Kab Aajaye Koi Nahi Janta. Dono…

Chalo Phr Dhoond Laein Hum! Usi Masoom Bachpan Ko! Unhi Masoom Khushiyon Ko! Unhi Rangeen…

Hum Mar Bhi gae to Hamari yaaden tum se Wafa Kren gi Faraz, Yai Mat…

Marnay K 3 AASAN TAREEQAY? 1. SIGRATE Piyo 10 Saal Pehlay Marro Ge 2. drink…

Petrol…..? Dollar…..? Ya Tendulkar….? . . . . . . . . . . ….

Allah Rab-Ul-Izat Farmaty Hn Ay Banday, 1-Muj Se Kal Ka Rizq Na Mang Jis Tarah…

Bari Tarap Hai Meri Iltija K Parde Mai Main Tumko Maang Raha Hon Dua K…

1 sardar Apni maa ki Qameez aur Baap ki Shalwar pehan k bazar mein ghoom…

Bohat Udas Hy Koi Shaks Tere Jane Se Ho Sake To Lot Aa Kisi Bahane…

Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab…

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Teri khushi k lamhe kis kadar mukhtasar hain FARAZ Abhi mujra shuroo hi nai hoa…

Dil se Bolon ik Baat Main Sachi. Hum Tum Ik Raftaar k Panchi. Dosti ye…

*. . .Humko kya Thakayegi Mehshar ki Bhaag dourr, Hum Majlis_e_*HussaiN* a.s K halkon Mein…

Wada kero per nibhana sikho Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho U hi kisi…

When nails grow we cut nails not fingers,, Similarly when our egos rise, we should…

Ek Baat Tum Se Kehni Hai Magar Kehne Se Darta Hoon ijaazat Ho To Keh…

”’Bhool kr b Kandha na dena Mery Janazy ko Ay ‘ Dost ‘ ‘Phir sy…

When nails grow we cut nails not fingers,, Similarly when our egos rise, we should…

Aray F a r a a a z Z z Z z Z . …….

Kitna Udaas Hun Main Apni Shehar Ki Halat Dekh Kar,,, Na Jane Or Kitni Maon…

Arz kiya hai! Chandi ka Ghora Sonay ki Lagaam Msg perhne Walay ko Mera Salam,…

MY ADDRESS IS NEAR EYE SOENCER HOSPITAL.LEE MARKET.KARAACHI

Rab Ke Mehboob, Sahi Raah Dikhane Wale, Ahl-e-Eman Teri Aan Per, Mar Jane Wale, Bach…

har ek jalvaa-e-rangii.n merii nigaah me.n hai Gam-e-firaaq kii duniyaa dil-e-tabaah me.n hai kisii kii…

internet use karni wali girlz k liya ek problem ka hal ager koi aako tang…

Larki ko purpose krny ka behtareen tareeqa Usy Beach py lay jao Boat me bithao…

On This Children?s Day Let?s Celebrate The Joys Of Childhood And Have A Fantastic Time…

‘Khaab to khaab hi hote hain, aur hote hain palko.n par sajane ke liye, aur…

Aaj teri yad aai to kuch aisay dil khil utha Jaisay ksi Viranay main chupkay…

itni shidat sy mujhy usny ZKHAM diye hain…..Itni shidat sy tu mainy ussay chaha b…

A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write…

4 chezain jannat ki taraf le kar jati hain 1 apni mosibat ko chupana 2…

Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun…

KHAMOSHI: aisa darakht js pr karwa phal nhi lgta HASAD: aisa aala jo insan ko…

‘pyar kiya hai pyar kareNge, tere bin ek pal na raheNge, na kar sakega juda…

Marr Ja Furaat Apne Hi Paani Mein Doob Ker … Pyasa Chala Gaya Hy Tere…

Hukam tera hy to taameel kiye detay hein.! Zindagi hijar mein tehleel kiye detay hein.!…

Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August …11 Sep…

Boy: yaar main apni girl friend ko kia doon? Dost: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy:…

Deewangi meri kuch is kadar badhne lagi haiN Jis simt bhi dekhu nazar aaye tu…

Ambreen 10 sal ki thi jab usy Umer sy piar ho gia Jb wo 12…

shaam hotii hai sahar hotii hai ye vaqt-e-ravaa.N jo kabhii mere sar pe sang-garaa.N ban…

MEDICAL POEM Chalo FARAZ Ab Mausam ka maza chakhain, Tamam dawain bacho ki pohanch se…

Admi k sb se zyada takleef deh waqat woh ho ga jb woh kisi pregnant…

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. ….

BOY to GIRL FRIEND – Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi…

Your H U G S And K I S S E S Are Like The…

Is duniya se ojhal ho jayenge hum….. door fizaaon mein kahin kho jayenge hum…… hamari…

har khushi maiN koi kami si hai hansti aankhoN maiN bhi nami si hai din…

‘If I Had An Army Like The 72 Soldiers Of HUSSAIN (A.S), I Would Have…

Manzil Se Koso Door Sahi, Purdard Sahi Ranjore Sahi, Zakhmon Se Musafir Chur Sahi, Par…

Boy:- Nice Dress! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Earing! Girl:- Thanks. Boy:- Nice Shoes! …Girl:- Thanks….

Newton’s 5th Law :- ‘in MaSjid if u put ur jUtti in front of u,twadi…

‘Faraz’ k Baad Ab ‘BE-NAZEER’ Aasmaan se Likhti hain, A for apple. B for banana..!…

Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano…