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**** Us marz ko marz-e-ishq kaha karte hain Na dawa hoti hai jis ki na…

NENDEN B MERI AANKH KI CHURATA HAI WOHI SHAKS SO JAON TO KHUABOON ME SATA…

Kehte Hain Bache Kabhi Jho0t Nahi Bolte.. Magar.. 1 Kutte Ka Bacha Har Bar Kehta…

I know I am not able to explode myself, but believe my heart is going…

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho Kis ka…

Gr8 msg… 1 hindu Techer clas me:’Bacho Aap ko main nazar a raha hon? Bachay:’G…

Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye. BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di Or…

Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi FARAZ …. FarqItna Hai K Karachi K Halaat…

Sapno mein roz mulqaat kerte haiN Be-Qaabo mere jazbaat kerte haiN . Woh noor sa…

Question: Can A Muslim Lie? Answer: Its Not And Never Allowed To Lie To Anyone…

Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict Rajni Kanth’s Death…! ! ! ! . ……

Shadi Ki Raat: Husband: Ijazat Hai? Wife:Shrmate Hue Ji. Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Windo…

Oye Utho! Ye koi Soney ka Waqt hai? Jab dekho Sote Rehte ho. Kya sari…

~ Best Catching Line ~ If You Were A B U L L E T…

‘Kabhi lehren tera chehra jo bananey lag jain. Meri aankhen mujhe darya mein bahaney lag…

Generator, UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi Mobile Charge na honay ki wajah…

Chand ke liye sitare hazaro honge, magar sitaro ke liye chand ek hai, aap ke…

Life Mai =Paisa =Payar =Dost =IzzatSb Aate Jate Rehte Hein PrTotay Howay Daant Kbi Wapas…

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Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai, Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu…

Do U Know Y Girls r Shorter Than Guys ? ? BcoX When They Hug…

/ / / /O O O O Ye Lo Qainchiyaan Logon Ki Jaib Kato Aur…

Grade Me With A+ A B+ B C+ C My Dressing? Decency? Proudness? Politeness? Aggression?…

We all have some Time Machines Some of them take us back; they are called…

Har Ek k DiL mein chupa koi Toofan hota Hai. Pyar Bara SanGeen hai kahan…

Newly Married Husband Saved Wife’s Number On Mobile As: ‘MY LIFE’ …After 1 Yr: ‘My…

Kisi Ki Bebasi Ka ‘TAMASHA’ Mat Bana *……..KãnwaL ……….* Har Majboor Shakhs Bewafa Nahi Hota…!…

Aankhon me rehne walo ko yaad nahi karte Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi…

kabhi 9 ka table ghour se parrha hy? Table Of ‘9’ An Amazing Fact! 9×1=09,…

Death scares the hell out of me. I do not want to die knowing that…

*. .Dukandaar Pathan Se: Lala Tum her Roz Mobile Ka niya Battery Kyun Leete Ho?…

Bachi set karne ka f0rMuLa ! . . . . . . . . ….

Jena v 11 nal Marna v 11 nal Hsna v 11 nal Rona v 11…

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HUM PIYAR K AADI MUJRAM Hum piyar k aadi mujram hain tum hall humara kia…

‘Gham-e-JANA Gham-e-douran se Juda rakhte thay, ‘Hum muhabat k fasano pe hansa karte thay, ‘KHUDSARI…

Tanha tanha lagta hai aadhi raat ka ‘POORA CHAND’ Dil se baatein karta hai aadhi…

Btaen aisa kon krta hy? (‘,’ )/ ( ‘,’)/ (‘,’ )/ ( ‘,’)/ (‘,’ )/…

There are two freedoms – the false, where a man is free to do what…

We are the subject of peace, We are the chapter of freedom, We are the…

Khushbu ko phool tasvir ko chehra samjhta tha. Tumhare do ghadi ke sath ko duniya…

December lout aya he hawayein sarad hei aur zindagi !! tanhaayi k zindaan mei larzaan…

*. . .Ek newspaper me chapa ‘50% larkiya bevakoof hoti hai’ Is par larkiyo ne…

TUM NAHI HOTy TO. Na to phool khiltay hain na mousam hi badaltay hain, Wahan…

Usne Humse Pucha Teri Raza Kya He Q Krte Ho Pasand Wajah Kya He ……

Very touching line by Shakespeare from his novel, ‘ I am Mad for her… but…

‘BOYS’ r the most busy generation in the world! 1 hand on clutch 1 hand…

Humne to paisay eidi smjh k liye thay…. zalimo nay ‘MATCH FIXING’ ka ilzam laga…

Faqat Is Dar Se Karachi Nahi Aata Mein Janaab,, Agar Mobile Chhin Gaya To Kesey…

MOst Of Us Miss Out Life’s Big Prizes : Nobel, Oscar, Grammys But V r…

.1 Bachay ne nikar utar k Larki se pucha Tmare Pas ‘YE’ hai Larki ne…

‘Mere Her Pal ‘Tumhare Naam’ ‘Mein Apna Aaj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon Mein…

TRUSTING someone is never easy. once its given to you, take care of it.. bcoz…

Each day i meet some1 new, But never find another u.. The world is full…

jo lamhy raas atey hain,wohi bs khass hain mujh tak kahan phir gham,kahan sapny.kahan arman…

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date…

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien. Sub Log Usay ‘AKBAR’kehte thay Socho Q?…

meri soch se ek chahra niklta hi nahi. log kahty hain main maghror hu gya…

Arz Kia Hai, Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi…. Wah Wah Wah Main MAJJH Wechi…

I Cry Because I Know She Doesn’t Feel The Way I Do. I Cry Because…

Har ek Mukurahat Muskaan nahi hoti nafrat ho ya mohabat Aasan nahi hoti Aansoo gham…

(‘,) /))ufone laya _/ ¡_new offer Khali JAGA PE ‘U’ LAGAO AUR BAN JAO ST__PID…

Plz Plz Plz D0n’t Listen SOng ‘Tery Mast Mast Do Nain’4m The M0vie’ Dabangg’ Q…

Matti k jitne ghar mein banata chala gaya Ek shakhs khafa ho k girata chala…

You r not scared of the dark,you r scared of what’s in it. You’re not…

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Meri Hasratoon ka Minarr…… wah wah As Jhuk zara…

Q: What is Love? . . . . A: Love is When Someone Breaks Your…

Amrica ne 1 machine bnai, jo choron ko pakrti hy; Unho ne mukhtlif mulkon may…

me ne dekha haekahen tuta hoa taj mahal . hae koe khawab ke tabeer btane…

kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati kaash…

Beqhudi Si Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahin Karte, Jaam Dosro Se Chin Kar Hum Piya Nahin…

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or…

tujahy ab shayd mujy sa kio waasta nhi `kk`mager khuda gawaha hy k aj b…

AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI…

Blackberries are like girls, they only work when u rub one little button. iPhones are…

Many things are incomplete without ‘(ME)’__mory.__lody.co__dy.ti__.ga__.so__thing.even this __ssage!So dont forget (ME)! especially in ur prayers…

GOLDEN RULE ‘Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro. . . LekiN…

Mitana Chah0n T0 B Na Mita Paon Ga Uska Naam Apne Dil Se . .D0st….

Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up…

Kabhi Yaad Aye To ek Baar kehna… Kabhi Ansu Ban K Ankhon Se Na Behna……

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker.. Bay-Naam Say Sapnay…

Ye Keh Ker Farishto’n Se JANNAT Mein Chala Jao’n Ga HUSSAIN (r.a) k Qadmo’n k…

Tujhe bin dekhe rehe nehin pata hun Dil ki baat tujhse kehe nehin pata hun…

Tum aisSe roYa na kaRo.. aLtaf… ghum k mahool main bhi pori qom ki hansi…

Yad hai mujh ko tere bachpan ka zamana ptle ptle tango pe latka howa pjama…

Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana….. Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain…. Wo…

Woh majboori nahi thi, yeh adakaari nahi hai, Magar donon taraf pehli si sarshaari nahi…

Saas: ‘Naya chawal aaya hy, pakane me kaisa hy? Bahu: ‘Bilkul aap k bete jesa…