Category: Kanjoosi SMS
Kanjoosi SMS
Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna ke har
Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har Sms Bhejne Se Pehle Service Center Waley Call…
Gham me b maza ata he gharibon
Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,, Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,, hum to…
Ai khuda aaj barsaat ho jayekam se
Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi…
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main…
Lagta hy mri dosti ka tm ko
Lagta hy mri dosti ka tm ko ehsas nähi Ati hogi meri yaad mgr kuch…
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k…
Dil ka rishta hai hamara ke kone
Dil ka Rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra, Her yaad me…
7 0 i i apka
—-:—- ,–-=___/7 (_0___=—–/ _I __I_ apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha…
Agr pizza 20 ka chicken 15
Agr Pizza 20 ka Chicken 15 ka Burger 5 ka Pepsi 3 ki Samosa 1…
Saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar
saare gawah aur bayano k madde nazar rakhte hue penal court ki dhara 420 k…
Phulo me gulab acha lagta he neend
Phulo me gulab acha lagta he.. Neend me khwab accha lagta he.. Aap bhale he…
Dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe
dani bhut kanjoos ha es bra koe kanjoos nahe ha ya ak rs b lag…
Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai
Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai, Lekin dil ghabrata hai Kyon k balance jata…
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir
Sheikh ka 1 rupiya chatt se gir gaya, sheikh neeche pohncha to rupiya nahe mila…
Aap k haath mein mobile hai chehray
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi…
Jab bhi kanjusi ka oscar nomination aayega
Jab Bhi Kanjusi Ka Oscar Ka Nomination Aayega, Tumhara Naam Bhi Usme Zarur Aayega, Agar…
Khud ko kar kanjos itna k
KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!! K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,, SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL…
Un k dil men mohabat itni thi
Un K Dil Men Mohabat Itni Thi Hamare Lye Faraz Wo Msg Bhi Karte Hen…
Smile 4 ever udasi never speak gumsum
Smile 4 Ever Udasi never Speak 4 Ever Gumsum never Share 4 Ever Hide never…
Sms rates 1997 rs5 1999 rs4
‘sMs rates’ 1997! Rs.5 1999! Rs.4 2001! Rs.3 2003! Rs.2 2005! Rs.1 2007! Rs.0.5 2010!…
Na jane log kion dartay hain kuch
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur…
Inteha ho gyi inzar ki aayi na
INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI YE HME…
Sheikh ghalti sy1din5 rupy ka sika kha
Sheikh Ghalti sy1Din5 Rupy ka sika kha gya, Roz Bathroom ja kr Zor lgata pr…
1 sheikh shaadi se pehle apni mangetar
1 SHEIKH Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Mangetar Se:Darling Shaadi Ki Raat Me Tumhe Kya ‘GIFT’…
Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki
Tmam sbooton or gwahon k byanat ki roshni me ye adalat dafa 334 tazirat e…
Mere kitne sms mile bahut saare aur
Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu:…
Apki yad main 1 shair arz hai
Apki Yad Main 1 Shair Arz Hai Itwar K Bad Ata Hai Peer Wah wah…
Me ye nahi kehta k meri kher
Me Ye Nahi Kehta K Meri Kher Khabr Pucho. Magr NAALAIKO..! TUM LOG KHUD ZINDA…
Waari warsi khattan gaya c khatt k
Waari warsi khattan gaya c khatt k leyaandi sooi.. , , , , Jerra menu…
Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi
‘Jo Pyar Na Samjhe Wo Insan Nahi, Duniya Me Kon Hai Jo Pareshan Nahi, Jab…
Mango ka juice chiku orange teti
MANGO ka juice, CHIKU ka juice, ORANGE ka juice, TETI ka juice, APPLE ka juice,…
Na moh na maya hai aalas tumhi
Na moh na maya hai; Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai; Humein bhi msg kar k…
Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor
Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye ap ne … …DOST….. Kya gharebon k…
Girlko sms karo to wo karti
Girl:ko sms karo to wo sms karti ha. Boy:ko sms karo to wo phone karta…
Kanjoos 8th floor se neeche gira
KanJoos 8th fLoor se neeche gira, Girte huwe kitchen ki window k pas pohancha to…
Peer baba arz karty hain dil
Peer BaBa Arz Karty hain Dil hai sacha Our Damaag hai kaccha Wah Wah Dil…
Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos
Kanjoos boy fell in love with kanjoos girl. GIRL- jab dad so jayenge to main…
Kabhi yunhi sochta hon usne meri
Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi Sochta Hon, Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya. . . . Jab…
Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi
Jo pyar na samjhe wo insan nahi Duniya me kon hai Jo pareshan nahi Jab…
Arz kia hai yun na kisi ke
‘~Arz kia hai Yun na kisi ke dil say khailo, ~Wha wha wha ~Yun na…
kanjusi award mubark
( kanjusi ) Award/ )__( Mubark Ho sMs Na karne Pr Apko Award Of ‘Kanjusi’2011…
Tumhari kanjoosi dil ko bah gai
Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai, Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader Aa Gai Sochaab…
1 jiss ko allah dua ki taofeeq
1* Jiss ko ALLAH dua ki taofeeq dy o kbi qaboliat se mehroon nhi reh…
Purana loha becho teen dabba tute
Purana Loha becho. Teen dabba becho. Tute fute saman becho. Plastic ke dibbe becho. Raddi…
Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai
Apki yaaaaaaad main 1 shair arz hai… itwarrrr,k bad ata hai peeeeer. Wah wah itwarrrr,k…
Ghareeb samjh kr humen doston ny
Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny Sms Karna chor Dia ‘FARAZ’ Kya Ghareebon K Mobile…
Titanic k sath sheikh bhi doob raha
Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans…
Andhe k hath mein torch behray
Andhe k hath mein TORCH Behray k hath mein RADIO Gongay k hath me MIKE…
Congrats u have been awarded an mba
CONGRATS’ U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means ‘Member…
Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya
Aapki yaad men ek shair arz kiya hai… Aj hai mangal,kal tha peer… Wah wah……
Phone ek mandhir sms uska bhagwan bhejne
Phone ek Mandhir, Sms uska Bhagwan, Sms bhejne wala Pujari, Sms padhne wala Bhakt, Padhkar…
Pani me tairna machli ka style hawa
Pani me tairna machli ka style Hawa me udna ‘POPAT’ ka style Different sms bhejna,phone…
Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate
Dil k dard ko zubaan par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,…
Tusi vi ajeeb oo dil dey
Tusi vi ajeeb oO… Dil dey baray qareeb oO… Sms da kadi jwab nai ditta.,….
Extreme of fashion dhoti with zip
Extreme of Fashion? * Dhoti with Zip. Extreme of Secrecy? * Blank Visiting Card. Extreme…
Yeh jo hath me 4 inch ka
Yeh Jo Hath Me 4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na Yeh Sirf Msg Receive…
Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi
Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao… . ….
Height of kanjusi searching for
Height Of Kanjusi . . . Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . ….
Wo dost umer bhar ka saath kiya
Wo Dost Umer bhar ka saath kiya dy ga, Jis ne PAckage hote howe bhi…
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena kabhi humari
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo. Roz mere sms padh…
Chann chandniraat mehrmatim timanday taaray
Chann Chandni,Raat Mehrma,Tim Timanday Taaray,* * * * * * * * * * *…
Kanjoosi ka national award diya jayega aapka
Kanjoosi ka National award diya jayega Aapka naam subse pehle liya jayega Galti se bhi…
gaiya SMS# 305154
(_),,~.____ ‘;/’ :. : :.)’, !,!,!”^!,!,!’ Gaiya bhej raha hu roj 10 kg Dudh dene…
Sitam dhane ki bhi had hoti haikisi
Sitam dhane ki bhi had hoti hai.Kisi ko satane ki bhi had hoti hai.Ek SMS…
Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia
‘Fizaon k badlne ka intzar na kia kro’.. ‘Andiyo k rukne ka intzar na kia…
Hello kia haal hai ho raha
Hello Kia Haal Hai? Kia Ho Raha Hai? Aap Kahan Rehte Ho? Kitne Rooms Hain?…
Ek sheikh ne bus me ulti apni
Ek Sheikh ne bus me ulti apni Jholi me kardi Sath bethe admi ne kaha…
Zindagi behaal hai sur hainaa taal msgbox
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hainaa taal hai, Msgbox bhikangal hai, Kya aapki sms factory me…
Kon ho tm or q sms
‘Kon ho tm? Or Q SMS krte ho? Kisne dya tmko mera number? ‘Shut up’…
Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery
…Na jany kis tabiyat k hain mery dost.. ~….Bhai….~ ..Jb tk bisti na karo sms…
1glass pani lo us me neem k
1Glass Pani Lo us Me Neem K ped Ka Phul Dalo 2Ghante K Liye Rakh…
Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho wo na
Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo, kanjus ek phone nahi kar…
Halki sardi ka zamana hai musam
‘HALKI SARDI ka Zamana hai’ ‘Musam Bhi Suhana hai ‘Ek 2 Pyare SMS to kr…
Thandi hai coffe garam kar lo
Thandi hai coffe garam kar lo, Is pather dil ko thora naraM kar lo, Aap…
Mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai
mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or…
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. mann main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte…
Life me paisapayar dostizzat sub aate
Life Me =Paisa=Payar =Dost=Izzat Sub Aate Jate Rehte Hen Mgr Tooty Hue Daant Wapas Nhi…
Banday kol mobile v howy balance
Banday kol mobile v howy, Balance v howy sada number v howy tay banda faregh…
Dekho mausm kitna suhana he thandi
Dekho mausm kitna suhana he. Thandi thandi fizao ka ana jana hai. Kuch sms kar…
Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya empty
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya Aap…
Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke
Kya halat ho gayi he jamane ke.. Sabko adat he pese bachane ke.. SMS company…