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Hockey Mai Pakistani
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey Mai Pakistani…
Advantages of a House Wife:
Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of…
Munabhai SMS# 2532
Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo…
Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein…
Man: Sir, my wife is missing
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye…
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne…
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare…
1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he
1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1…
Wife:main kyun rokun?
Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun…
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal…
MURGA & MURGI
Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai…
Very Simple
Aik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain?…
Wife: There is an earthquake ,
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do…
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,
Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car…
dusery na dar jay
pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal…
Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana…
Ravan ko court me le gae
Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN – Nahi Sita…
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…
Salesman tension me tha.
Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho…
A Policeman Asks His Son
A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna…
Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad…
Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha…
Ja Ander Se Calculator La
Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,…
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,
TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU:…
Then Why R U Late?
AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following…
Son: Dad 5-5, how much?
Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get…
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and…
Sandal Nikalu Kya?
Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi…
apko SMS kiya karenge
Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya…
“I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”…
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare….
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri…
aur agar sada muskurana ho to,
Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,…
Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena…
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher
boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?…
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti…
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne…