Category: Joke SMS

SMS Text Joke / Free SMS Joke messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri…

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aur agar sada muskurana ho to,

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna,…

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Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena…

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boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein?…

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Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti…

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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha,

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne…

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Hockey Mai Pakistani

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey Mai Pakistani…

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I close my eyes.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably…

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PUNJAB POLICE

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to…

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Munna Bahi:

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu…

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Advantages of a House Wife:

Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of…

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Munabhai SMS# 2532

Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo…

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Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya…

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Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein…

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye…

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Darling Tumhe Pata Hai

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne…

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Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare…

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1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1…

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Wife:main kyun rokun?

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun…

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Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal…

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MURGA & MURGI

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai…

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Very Simple

Aik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain?…

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Wife: There is an earthquake ,

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do…

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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,

Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car…

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dusery na dar jay

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal…

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Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.

Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi. Boy:Maa baap Girl:Yes Boy:Bhai behan Girl:Yes Boy:Khana…

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Ravan ko court me le gae

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN – Nahi Sita…

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NOT press-press!

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – – – – – Pray…

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Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari,

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte…

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Salesman tension me tha.

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho…

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A Policeman Asks His Son

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna…

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Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad…

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Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.

anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha…

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Ja Ander Se Calculator La

Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe ,…

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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they…

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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU:…

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Then Why R U Late?

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following…

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Son: Dad 5-5, how much?

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get…

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and…

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Sandal Nikalu Kya?

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi…

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apko SMS kiya karenge

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya…

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“I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”…

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Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare….