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Jokes SMS / Text Messages

Joke SMS / text messages

  1. TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  2. TEACHER : Now, PAPPU,

    TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  3. - Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.

    anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  4. Salesman tension me tha.

    Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  5. Ravan ko court me le gae

    Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  6. Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,

    Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  7. MURGA & MURGI

    Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  8. 1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he

    1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  9. Man: Sir, my wife is missing

    Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.

  10. Munabhai-

    Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

    Text message filed under Joke SMS.