Joke SMS / text messages

Ladka-Janeman Is Dil Mein Chali Aa. Ladki-Sandal Nikalu Kya? Ladka-Pagli masjjed Thode Hai Aise Hi Chali Aa

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

AClass Girl Comes Late To Professor: Why R U Late? Girl: A Boy Was Following Me Sir Professor: Then Why R U Late? Girl That Boy Was Walking Slowly Sir

A Policeman Asks His Son ” Itne Kam MArks Kyon Aaye?” Ajj Se Tera Khelna , TV Dekhna Sab Band Son: Papa Ye Lo 50 Rs Baat Ko Yahi Per Khatam KAro SMS Searched by :-:policeman to his son sms

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose… SMS Searched by :-:textjoke

Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI… SMS Searched by :-:murga murgi jokesHindi adult sms related murgaSms muraga murgi smsMurgi murga joks smsmurga murgi smsmurga murgi joksmurga murgi jokes in hindimurga hindi smswww hindi murga murgi [...]

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.

anta- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai. santa – wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi. SMS Searched by :-:khul smssaale sms

Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat Kehte Hain SMS Searched by :-:tumhe pata hai smswife: darling tumhe pata hai

Jab hum jiya karenge, apko yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi gaye toh kya hoga ?? Daro mat hum yamraj ke mobile se apko SMS kiya karenge

Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai, Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai, Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai. SMS Searched by :-:kya maal haikya maal hai smsKya mal hai funny sms

Munna Bahi: Ari Circuit Boly Tu Ager Bagair Daantaon Ka Kuta Cat Re Lai Tu Boly Tu Kya Karny Ka Circuit: Very Simple Bahi Boly Tu Bagair Soi Ke 14 Injection Laga Lai Ne Ka SMS Searched by :-:jokes sms text file

Son To Sardar : Papa 5+5 Kitne Hote Hein? Sarar : Ullu Ke Patthe , Gadhe , Idiot , Nalayak , Beshram .. Tujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Ja Ander Se Calculator La

Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!! Te

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho. SMS Searched by :-:adult jokes on kala admijoke on kaala aadmijokes kala aadmijokes on kalajokes on kala admikala aadmi funnykala aadmi jokesmain kala aadmi [...]

Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna, pyar pana hoto aitbaar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to, Brush aur Paste sath rakhna. SMS Searched by :-:smsjan somjoke sms text messages

boy & girl of 5th class asking there teacher: kia bachoon ke bachey hotey hein? teacher replied: nhi. boy to girl: dekha tum aisey hi dar rehi thi. SMS Searched by :-:james bond jokes sms

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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.

PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai… SMS Searched by :-:punjab police smspunjabi sms for punjab policepunjab police quotesPunjabi police smspunjabi police sms jokespolice sms punjabipunjab police funny smspunjabi sms funny for [...]

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Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No TIP n Cooking n Serving charges per meal 3. House hold safety n No need for servants per month Conclusion: U CAN SAVE UPTO 17-18 THOUSAND EVERY MONTH IF U OCCUPY A PURE HOUSE WIFE [...]

1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene”I Luv U”kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai. SMS Searched by :-:wo ladki sms

Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!! SMS Searched by :-:kala aadmi joke

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime… – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – Pray – - – - – I SAID PRAY! NOT press-press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun nahien? Wife:main kyun rokun? us ny mujayroka tha kya?

Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house.. SMS Searched by :-:earthquake sms jokesearth quake sms jokesearthquake joke sms in hindisms joke on earthquake

Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket? . . . . . Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain

Aik Hindu Nay Musalman Say Pocha Hindu Ko Jalate or Musalman Ko Dafnate Kyon Hain? Musalman : Very Simple ! Khazanay Ko Dafnatay Hain or Kachray Ko Jalatay Hain SMS Searched by :-:urdu text sms free

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I close my eyes. SMS Searched by :-:hindi shayarishut cut

Son: Dad 5+5, how much? Dad: You fool, You don’t know this, go and get a calculator.

Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Bet b/w Boy N Girl Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To I’ll Kiss U Girl: Agar 6 Aya Tou? Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dobara Bari SMS Searched by :-:jokesms

Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN – Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga. SMS Searched by :-:Ravan ko cuort me

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar jay

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare, Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.