Hindi SMS / text messages

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…? Ha ha ha ha…

Subah Juda Hai, Raat Juda Hai
Apni To Her Baat Juda Hai
Tumse Bichar Ker Aisa Laga
Jaise Dua Mai Haath Juda Hai
Sab To Aate Rahte Hai
Tum Aao Tho Baat Juda Hai

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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.
.
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kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

Socha Kisi Apne Se Baat Kare,
Apne Kisi Khas Ko Yaad Kare,
Kiya Jo Faisla Shubhkamnaye Dene Ka,
Dil Ne Kaha Kyon Na Aap Se Shuruat Kare.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the…… train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,….. ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya
pehla bacha
chote dar tu nahi raha
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai

Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!

Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta,
Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta,
Kaash mujhey yaad ker k apnay dil ko behlaya hotta,
Kaash meri yaad satati tumhain,
Kaash mere bina neend na atee tumhain,
Kaash k tum meri mohabbat ko pehchaan patee,
Kaash k tum mujhey apna hee bana patee,
Kaash main tumhain apni bahoon main khilata,
Kaash main tumhari zulfoon main [...]

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye

agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kia matlab he???????????????????
is ka matlab hai
k
KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai

Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo, Khushion ko multiply karo, Gham ko divide karo, aur hamesha muskurao.

hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga..
hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah.. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

kisiko ko mohabat ki sachai mar legi
kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai mar legi
karke mohabat koi na bachega
jo bacha use tanhai mar legi

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Toot ker jis ne Chaha tha mujh ko, Woh hi degaya dhoka mujh ko, Jis se ki Wafadaari humne, Aaj woh hi degaya dagha mujh ko. Dil tha pagal Chahat main teri, Teri jafa ne rakha na kahin ka mujh ko, Bhool ker bethi tujh se Pyaar karke, Di Zindagi ne yeh kaisi saza mujh [...]

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai