Hindi SMS / text messages

Phool bina….. Khushboo bekaar, Chand bina….. Chandni bekaar, Pyar bina….. Zindagi bekaar, Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar.

I LOVE U! Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest “Polis Station” in luxary jeep. Rahana khana and body masaj free.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai, Jinke sapno me jaan hoti hai, Pankh se kuchh nahi hota, Hauslon se udaan hoti hai.

Jo jaldi mile.. woh hai gum, jo dair se mile.. woh hai paisa, jo kisi kisi ko mile.. woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile.. woh hain AAP.

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum, Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum.

A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.

Risto ki dore kamjor hoti hai, Ankho ki batte kuch aur hoti hai, Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matalab, Hamari ungali aap ki or hoti hai.

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY” vo aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

great people: . Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi . Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, . Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum, So keep in Touch

Pata hai…….taro ke desh mein_* * *ek pari soh rahi hai…Swapno ke desh mein khoiee hui hai…dur kahi unchi wadi mein unka basera hai……suno aab jag jao…Dekho, sawera honewali hai…… good morning

msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

Nazre unhe dekhe to aankho ka kya kasur? har waqt kushbu unki aaye to sanso ka kya kasur? sapne puchkar nahi aate to raato ka kya kasur?

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal, Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin, Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum, Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai, Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho, Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein, Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai, Aap karib ho to apnapan hai, Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

Kabhi subah ko yaad aate ho. Kabhi sham ko yaad ate ho. Kabhi kabhi itne yaad aate ho. Ki aina hum dekhte hai. Nazar aap aate ho.

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye, Dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye, Hum kisi ko bhulate nehi Lekin, Jo hame rakhe yaad Aisa yaar chahiye.

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta.. Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha…… Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta… Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha!

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana ! Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!! AAJ bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!! Par Roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Notes ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.

Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: “Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re… ?” Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb” Woh to Seesa hai…!

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane, Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Machhar ne aap ko kata, Yeh uska junoon tha, Aap ne khujli ki, Aap ka sukoon tha, Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara, Kyun kay uski ragoon mein aap ka khun tha

Talaash karo koi tumhe mil jayega! Magar hamari tarah, tumhe kaun chahega!! Jaroor koi chahat ki nazar se tujhe dekhega! Magar Aankhein hamari kahan se laayega

Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai. Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola – “beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai.”

Aankho me aansuo ki lakir ban gai, Kabhi na socha tha aisi taqdir ban gai, Humne to firai thi reet par uhi ungliya, gour se dekh to teri tasvir ban gai.fs

Sitam dhaane ke bhi had hote hain, Pass naa aane ke bhi had hote hain, Rut jaane ke bhi had hote hain, ek sms to kardiya karo, Paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega

Penay walon suno na chupa k peo, Kabhi ishq or sharab mila k peo, Tum kaho gay kassay mumkin hai yah, Samnay sanam ko bitha k peo, Nazar say nazar milla k peo

Pal pal se banta hai ehsas, Ehsas se banta hai aitmad, Aitmad se banta hai pyar, Pyar se banta hai koi boht hi khas, Jesa k AAP!!!

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife-Koun Thi Wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai, Ssochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Saathi sirf wohee nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to woh hota hai jo jeevan ke kuch hi pal mein jeevan bhar ka saath de jaye.

What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, “tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te”

Agar hoti hai pyar ki rahen itni asan toh isme itni kasme khane ki jarurat nahi hoti, agar samajh hi jati yeh duniya pyar ko itni asani se toh sayad, SHAH JAHAN KO TAJ BANANE KI JARURAT NAHI HOTI.

Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.

Nigahon se dekh liya hota , Tamanna thi agar azmane ki !! Humto yunhein behosh ho jate , Kya zaroorat thi Muskurane ki !! …. !!

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, phir…. rickshaw kar lenge

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte, lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte

Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho, Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho, Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?