Cool SMS / text messages

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ’struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… [...]

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.

1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call…

I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.

REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
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Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous