Cool SMS / text messages

Most Intelligent Statement:
“i m not scared of proposing a GIRL…, but i m scared about,
what would happen if she agrees…???”

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy

Boy: Mai 20 years ka hu, tum kitne ki ho. ?
Gal: Mai bhi 20 years ki hu. . !
Boy: To phir chale.?
Gal: Kaha. ?
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Boy: Twenty-Twenty khelne. . !

Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.

NICE POEM:
One-One = TWO
I love you.
Two-Two = FOUR
Love me more.
Three-Three = SIX
Love is fix.
Four-Four= EIGHT
Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN
I MisS U FrienD

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire.
How will u Escape.??
Sardar: So Simple I’ll Stop Imagining…:p

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai?
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kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi.
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Gues karo
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Its Suicide Bombing ……..:)

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.

Never blame a day in ur life.
Good days give u happiness.
Bad days give u experience.
Both are essential in life!
All are Gods blessings!

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left

Ek din SARDAR ne bahut
sunder ladki dekhi aur Bahut
socha… Kya socha?..
Kaash ! ye meri maa hoti to
main bhi itna sundar hota

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is “KISS”).

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1’s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, Because I LOVE YOU!.

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.