Cool SMS / text messages

REMMBER THESE WORDS …. LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

If someone hurts you, don’t mind it. It is the law of nature : ”The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones”

3 Ways to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile

Believe where others doubt. Work where others refuse. Save where others waste. stay where others QUIT. ~DARE TO BE DIFFERENT~

Do you know why God created gaps between fingers? So that someone who is special for you comes and fill those gaps by holdind your hands forever….!!!

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life .

kabhi socha hai? Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai? *Dosti *Mohababt *Zarurat *Khuwahish *Junoon *Ishq ya woh rishta jo, “Asman ka zameen se” Barish ka sehra se hay Haqiqat ka khuwabon se hay Din ka raat se hay Yeh kabhi bhi aik dosray se mil nahin patay laikin aik dosray k baghair adhoray bhi hain [...]

like Boiled Egg, Because It is Boneless.. & I like you, Because You are BrainleSs Ha..ha..ha….ha

Carry a heart that never hates, Carry a smile that never fades. Carry a touch that never hurts, & always carry a Relationship that Never break

Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

Life is 5 star Mother is top star Father is king star Teacher is Ultimate star Lover is action star But A friend is the “REAL STAR”

I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, Because I LOVE YOU!.

Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste 2 ur life, but if u try 2 cut it,u will have tear in ur eyes

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

Carry a heart that never hates, Carry a smile that never fades. Carry a touch that never hurts, & always carry a Relationship that Never breaks.

Meaning of Friendship : – F——-FOREVER , R——-RESPONCIBLE , I——–INTELLIGENT , E——-EAGER TO MAIL , N——-NICE , D——-DIVINE , S——–SIMPLE , H——-HEARTLY , I——–INTERSTED , P——-PEACEFUL

(o o ) (o o ) ( o o) (o o ) ( o o) (o o ) ( o o) (o o ) Ullo ki tarah kya dekh rhe ho sms hi to bheja hai

Suno! Tum ek Insan nahi ho Na hi tum insan kehlane k mustahiq ho Kyon k! Tm to ek Farishta ho. . . . wohi farishta? ! Jisay Jannat se nikala gaya tha..:p Samjah jao

Believe where others doubt. Work where others refuse. Save where others waste. stay where others QUIT. ~DARE TO BE DIFFERENT~

Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school. Banta: What’s he studying? Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

Smile is a language of love, Smile is a way 2 get success. Smile is 2 win hearts, Smile improves ur personality. So please Brush daily!

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ‘struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… [...]

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho.. . . . . . Dikha . . . . . Dikha . . Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya

Buddies Express DDL Funny SMS Kasper Sky 7.0 MySpace Graphics Myspace Layouts Web Site Design Funny SMS Download Web MP3 Songs iPhone Wallpaper Free 3GP Videos Cool aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay hai hum aap say aik aas rakhtay hai na janay kab aa jayae aap ka sms is liye mobile dil kay [...]

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Larki apne pati se: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon. Husband: Yahi to afsos hai. Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti HUSBAND Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Most Intelligent Statement: “i m not scared of proposing a GIRL…, but i m scared about, what would happen if she agrees…???”

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

Give thousand chances to your enemy To become your friend. But never give a single chance to your Friend To become your enemy

Boy: Mai 20 years ka hu, tum kitne ki ho. ? Gal: Mai bhi 20 years ki hu. . ! Boy: To phir chale.? Gal: Kaha. ? . . . . . . . Boy: Twenty-Twenty khelne. . !

Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.

NICE POEM: One-One = TWO I love you. Two-Two = FOUR Love me more. Three-Three = SIX Love is fix. Four-Four= EIGHT Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN I MisS U FrienD

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire. How will u Escape.?? Sardar: So Simple I’ll Stop Imagining…:p

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo tu phely thi. . . . . . Gues karo . . . . . . . . . .. . . . Its Suicide Bombing ……..:)

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings!