Cool SMS / text messages

Santa: I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.
Banta: What’s he studying?
Santa: Oh! He is not studying. Doctors are studying him!!!

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.
So please
Brush daily!

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

Those ‘midnight teas’,Those ‘bday bumps’… ‘Old torn jeans’, Those ‘late night walks’, ‘long chats’… ‘pinches & slaps’.. ‘crushes on pals’ & tat fight 4em’, ‘frying nuts’..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. ’struggle 4marks’, ‘writin on desks’, ‘fight wit teachers’, ‘tears 4love’, those B-grade movies… Jst evritin… [...]

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya

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aap jaisay log humain kuch khaas lagtay hai
hum aap say aik [...]

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.

Wife
Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND
Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

Larki apne pati se: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

Most Intelligent Statement:
“i m not scared of proposing a GIRL…, but i m scared about,
what would happen if she agrees…???”

When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them… they become ? ? ? ? ? BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!

Give thousand chances to your enemy
To become your friend.
But never give a single chance to your Friend
To become your enemy

Boy: Mai 20 years ka hu, tum kitne ki ho. ?
Gal: Mai bhi 20 years ki hu. . !
Boy: To phir chale.?
Gal: Kaha. ?
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Boy: Twenty-Twenty khelne. . !

Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

I m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.

NICE POEM:
One-One = TWO
I love you.
Two-Two = FOUR
Love me more.
Three-Three = SIX
Love is fix.
Four-Four= EIGHT
Love is GreaT. Five-Five= TEN
I MisS U FrienD