Category: Computer SMS

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho…

The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not…

‘Raat Uss ne Poocha tha Tum ko Kaisi Lagti Hai Chandni DECEMBER ki ! Main…

Programmer to his son: ‘Here, I brought you a new basketball.’ Son: ‘Thank you, daddy,…

Ek programmer larki ki galian , Saley kisi corrupt windows k pedaishi virus..!O hard disk…

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked…

The eyes shine like CDs in the morning sun, I long to have thy software…

Wikipedia: Enter a word… I have pages to tell. Google: Enter a query… I have…

Agar Computer windows PUSHTO main hoti tu Send=Wolega Insert=warka pake Download=rakaga Delete=chapa kol Run=Tekhta Alt…

Information you get from the IMEI (International Mobile Equipment Identity) XXXXXX XX XXXXXX X TAC…

PC TIP: Ab Numeric Keys Se Alphabet Type Krein ‘ALT’ Ka Button Press Kr K…

Agr Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To…. Welcome = Jee aya nu. Ok= Ahoo Insert=…

Life before Computer -Window was a square hole in a room. -Application was something written…

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on…

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?…

Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan. .. . . . . . …..

Pathan creates a new email ID: . . . . . gmail@pathan.com Hacker Dies…. Virus…

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga

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This customer comes into the computer store. ‘I’m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with…

An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that…

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh…

Cut you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue A web was…

Tell Me Computer Mouse Is Male Or Female? . . . . The Mouse Is…

Owed to the Spelling Checker I have a spelling checker It came with my PC…

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Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the ‘save’ command But got instead a…

Tum usse debug karna. Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya yeh…

First man: You know, I hear Microsoft is going to start making Condoms. Second man:…

The National Anthem of Windows Nation In honor of the new Windows Flag above the…

Agar ap ye dekhna chahte hain k ap se pehly computer pr kisi ne kya…

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A checker is a bless sing, It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It helps me…

A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window…

IT guy – (Asks worker) What do you have? Daily Wage Construction Worker – ??.stays…

Height of technical overdose… A computer student falling from the roof of a building n…

And then I saw an awful sight A bold and blinding flash of light A…

Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights…

An application was for employment A program was a TV show A curser used profanity…

Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on…

Praying for some guarantee, Finally I pressed a key. But what on the screen did…

Compress was something you did to the garbage Not something you did to a file….

A sample of Kannada movies produced by Kannada Software Engineers: • CHATsod tappa..? • Ondu…

if u r in any problem of computer hard ware and soft ware then contact…

Ten little gigabytes, waiting on line one caught a virus, then there were nine. Nine…

PC TIP: Open task manager click on shut down option hold Alt+ctrl+del now click on…

…Own Your Own Successful Business! Do you have the drive and determination to succeed? But…

1 Genius Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hen 1….

Hansi ko IÑBÖX Anso ko ÖUTBÖX Gusay ko HÖLD Muskan ko SÉÑT Help ko ÖK…

A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road…

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had…

Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And…

jano mujhey zong ka card do mere aur mama k sath robbery hoye hai Markeeet…

The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results….

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili…

To this day I do not know The place to which our data goes. perhaps…

Carefully I weighed my options… These three seemed to be the top ones. Clearly I…

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the…

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ?Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.?…

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become…

I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head…

‘PcTip: Agr apko computer main urdu word ya aur kese symble ki zarorat ho to…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein,…

Now I typed in desperation Trying random combinations. Still there came the incantation ‘Abort, Retry,…

The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.

Is Window A virus? 1. Viruses replicate quickly. Windows does this. 2. Viruses use up…

Once upon a midnight dreary, Fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and…

Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose. Posting to the net…

Amazing Information Dunya ka koi b shakhs computer main kisi file ya folder ka name…

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, ‘I would…

The software engineering field is staffed primarily by men; the ratio of male to female…