Category: Bollywood SMS
Bollywood SMS
Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon…
If engineer starts making films the
IF Engineer Starts Making Films . The Name Will Be . . . ‘Current Ho…
Wife india jao to banarsi sari bejna
Wife: India jao to banarsi sari bejna, Dubai jao to Jewelry France jao to Perfume…
Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki…
breaking news sunny leone jism
!~! Breaking News !~! ‘Sunny Leone’ ‘JISM 2’ Ke Liye Hindi Seekh rahi Hain.. 😀…
Ob humare pass britney shakira anejlina
Ob***- Humare Pass ‘BRITNEY SHAKIRA ANEJLINA’ Jaise Atom Bomb Hai. Tumhare Pas Kya H? Manm***-Humare…
Film looto pakistan hero asif zardari
FILM ‘Looto Pakistan’ HERO: Asif Zardari HEROIN: Fouzia wahab SIDE HERO: Yousaf Raza Gillani VILLANS:…
Director to heroin tumhain 14 dako pakrrain
Director to heroin: Tumhain 14 Dako pakrrain ge phir hero bachane aaey ga Heroin: hero…
What to we learn from movies like
What to we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-one? . . ….
Dhoom 3 john ibraham and hrithik roshan
Dhoom 3 John ibraham and hrithik Roshan are on bike with speed of 600km/h ….
Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are
Iiffa awards nominees for best singers are: 😉 Mika singh song: dhinka chika dhinka chika…
Software enginers film banayenge to naam kya
Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga 1) Munna Bhai c++ 2) kabhi CD…
If hollywood movies were made in punjabwood
If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood. Jurrasic Park: Dinasour da raula. Spiderman: Jaaley wala…
Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta
Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao…
Theres nothing rajni can do when
There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do When you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Rajinikanth takes this as…
Once rajnikant donated blood to a very
Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child., Today that child…
Once amitabh bachchan and pran were travelling
Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a…
My body and heart is very thirsty
‘My body and heart is very thirsty O my beloved by your love’ Samajh ayi?…
Sameer soomro dabangg 1 bacha dabang film
SaMeer SooMro DABANGG…!!!! 1 Bacha Dabang film dekh kr aya….! School mein sir: Tumhare saare…
Why does waheda reham never changes his
Why does Waheda Reham never changes his sariee in the film GUIDE? Cos dev anand…
Munna bhai yeh quaid e azam har note main
Munna Bhai: Yeh Quaid-e-Azam Har Note Main muskurate Kyun Rehte Hain? Circuit: Simple Hay Bhai,…
Theres nothing rajni cant do rajinikanth
There’s Nothing Rajni Can’t Do Rajinikanth makes onions cry. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin….
Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh
Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q…
Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye
Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab…
Himesh bhai ne shaadi ki aur 3
Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3 Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Pucho Kyon…
Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar
Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar…
Filmi madical reps veer jahan bhi
Filmi madical reps ‘VEER’ jahan bhi hath dalu 20000 ke sale nikal leta hu ‘WANTED’…
Munna bhai aby sarkityeh bata agar
MUNNA BHAI: Aby Sarkit:’Yeh Bata, Agar Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kat Le To Kia Karny…
Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that
Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!! ————————–
Bhakt meri shadi aishwarya se karva do
Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki…
Iifa awards 2011 nominees song are
iifa awards 2011 nominees song are: Mika singh Song : dhinka chika dhinka chika Sonu…
1 actress dukhi lehje main apni saheli
1 Actress Dukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se : Yeh Mard Kitni Jaldi Badal Jatey…
At night if mosquito bites what should
At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch…
Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale
Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the Imran hashmi gaya Imran…
The pyramids in egypt are actually
THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY…………………………… ………. RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! * BREAKING NEWS:…
Rajinikanths next film heroin is
Rajinikanth’s next film heroin . . . . . . . . . . ….
Blue film ka director shooting k duran
Blue film ka director shooting k duran kheta ho ga: L I G H T…
Himesh reshamiya ka kutta ghar se baagh
Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha: Yaar Tu Q…
Hum me hai hero dear
‘Hum Me Hai Hero’ . . . . Dear Himesh Reshamiya The Above Line Was…
Dohni maa mujhy plate ma chahay tea
Dohni: maa mujhy plate ma chahay (tea) kun day rahi ho. Maa: Cup tumaray baap…
Purani aur nayi umrao jaan mein
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur…
Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen
Hum to apny doston py andha yaqeen rakhtay thay faraz, film bodyguard dekhi to pata…
Janeman jan e mann ye salman khan ki
Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!
Serious question if harry potter has magical
Serious Question: If Harry Potter has magical power……. Why the hell he needs to wear…
Mvies f cllg life clssesbrdsht attendceher
Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life, (Clässes)=Bärdäsht (Attendäce)=Herä Pheri (Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry (Teächer)=Jäni Dushman (Exäm)=Evil DeÃ¥d (Exäminer)=DÖn…
Facebook movies names 1 jab we
FACEBOOK MOVIES NAMES. 1- Jab We Chat.. =x 2- Namaste facebook.. =P 3- Hum Aapke…
Your silly two eyes took away the
Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took away the Rest Of My Heart Away. The Rest…
Imagine meera as a game teacher
Imagine Meera as a Game Teacher… 1. There is no wind in the football. 2….
Rajani went for morning walk after 1
Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why?? Bcos He…
Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth
There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his…
Aapne ab tak sholay movie kitni bar
Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ? 5 Baar 4 Baar…
Munna bhai aay circuit baapu bolay to
MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to ****hi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? CIRKET:…
Bhayanak pait dard ki wajh se doctors
Bhayanak pait dard ki wajh se doctors ko imran hashmi ka operation karna pra .,…
Mir khan ki har film mein koi
mir Khan Ki Har Film Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per Ghajini Dekh…
Ek mandi men koi bhi gunha gar
ek mandi men koi bhi gunha gar afrad jata ghib ho jata akshe gaya ghib…
Munni aur sheela dance karen to
‘Munni aur Sheela’ Dance karen to ye Haseena’on ki Ada. . Aur ! . Me…
Purani aur nayi umrao jaan mein kya
Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan mein kya farak hai…?? Purani Papa ki jaan thi aur…
rajni sentences the judge in court
-Rajni sentences the judge in the court – He can declare the third umpire out…
Veer jaha b msg krunga 5 10 ek
‘VEER’ Jaha b msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga ‘WANTED’ Ek Baar Jo…
Theres nothing rajni can do rajinikanth
There’s Nothing Rajni Can Do:-) Rajinikanth can play the violin…..with a piano. When Rajinikanth enters…
Londn mein raheny do london se na
Londön mein raheny do london se na nekalo… London se jo nekalogy to Liyari waly…
India me ik new canima khula jis
India me ik new canima khula jis ka naam ‘GHANDHI KI DHOTI’ Rakha gaya, Jb…
Why kareena did not marry shahid
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid . . . . . . . Bcz she…
Media 2 rakhi sawant aap kitni padhi
Media 2 Rakhi Sawant: Aap kitni Padhi Likhi hain?? Rakhi: Jyada nahi..? Media: Phir bhi??…
Aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi
aisi zindagi ho ge har taraf khusi ho ge itna pyaar do ga tujhay ae…
In case there is a breakoff between
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo…
Amitabh aaj mere paas rocket hai
Amitabh – Aaj mere paas Rocket hai ….. Phatake hai ….. Phuljhadi hai ….. Anar…
Amyrikans destrayed avar kuntry far 60 ears
Amyrikans destrayed avar kuntry far 60 ears Lat us destraye theare languveej faryever. Pharward dhis…
Ronaldo meny agr football ko laat mari
Ronaldo: Meny agr football ko laat mari tow wo 3 months tak gol ghumti rhegi….
Wat will u call mrbean when he
wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping guess guess abhe soch yaar kya…
Rajinikant got his driving license at the
Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds ————————– Rajnikanth can see…
Ircuit bhai american sadar kahan rehta hai
ircuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai? Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe. Circuit: Bhai Dobhi…
Agar doctors filme banate to un filmo
Agar Doctors filme banate To un filmo k naam ye hote… X-Ray Ho Na Ho,…
Breaking news today ek train cycle
Breaking News: Today Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi.. Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log…
Mutehida k liye 1 or fakher ki
Mutehida k liye 1 or fakher ki bat Altaf (Hussain) ki press comfrns k bad…
Imran khan aur javed hashmi ko mila
Imran khan aur javed hashmi ko mila k kya bnega? . . . . ….
Munnabhai yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit:…
Talebaan song o main nikla bum
(Talebaan Song) O main nikla O bum le k O rsty pr O sarak me…
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship of
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship… Of course rajni won but guess what he made…
If you give me 100 young boys
If You Give Me 100 Young BOYS I Can Change The NATiON . IMRAN KHAN…
Mvies f cllg life clssesbrdsht attendceher
‘Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life, (Clässes)=Bärdäsht (Attendäce)=Herä Pheri (Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry (Teächer)=Jäni Dushman (Exäm)=Evil DeÃ¥d (Exäminer)=DÖn…
Beti maa gaon me bollywood wale aye
Beti: Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen Maa: Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab…
Munnabhai circut ye doctr opration ke
MUNNABHAI : CIRCUT Ye Doctr Opration ke Waqt Mriz ko Behosh Q krte He ?…
Reporter meera gi ham ny suna hai
Reporter: Meera gi ham ny suna hai k aap cigrette peti hai . . ….
Athan to imran hashmi tum buht jhota
athan To Imran Hashmi Tum Buht Jhota Hai Imran Hashmi : Kiun ? Pathan :…
Savia wel its da name of
‘SAVIA’ Wel its da name of Aishwarya Rai Bachhan’s Daughter…. In memory of 3 gr8…