Nehru sir ,Gandhi sir and singh sir went to america to attend a seminar after completing it they had a dinner.at that party Nehru just joked ‘every thing is nice have some rice’ all the delegates claped and our gandhi told’everyone are fine have some wine ‘again all of them claped at last our singh sir just thinking what to tell he told’U BASTARD HAVE SOME CUSTURD’
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