If Hollywood movies were made in PUNJABwood.
Jurrasic Park: Dinasour da raula.
Spiderman: Jaaley wala Gujjar.
Superman: Udd-da Malik
Terminator: Lohe da Butt, kadd de watt..
Charlie’s Angels: Jattinyan kamaal kardiyaan.
Baby’s day out:
Arainyaan da kaka,
paave syaapa.:-D:-D:-D
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