Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha…
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To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye,
Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!
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- 10long drive 20icecream khana 30galay lgana
10:Long drive 20:icecream khana 30:galay lgana & unlimit kiss 40:hath pakrna 50:Batein 60:Ankho mn khöna......
- Farman e mustafasakhi ka khana dawa hukm rakhta he
Farman-e-Mustafa:Sakhi ka khana DAWA ka hukm rakhta he or Bakheel ka khana MARZ he (Kimiya-e-Sa’adat)...
- Shaadi mein khana khula sardar ko plate
Shaadi mein Khana Khula: Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne......
- Husband aaj bahar khana khayenge wife kyun
Husband: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. Wife: Kyun meray khanay se bore ho gaye? Husband: Naheen,......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana Dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti dedo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- Khana e kaaba mein 4000 loud speaker 3640
Khana-e-Kaaba mein…. 4,000 LOUD speaker 3640 FANS 21,000 BULBS Aur 450 Electric Clocks hain jo......
- Faqir kuch khana dedo admi tamatr khao
Faqir: Kuch Khana DeDo Admi: Tamatr Khao Faqir: Roti DeDo Admi Tamatr Khao Faqir: Tamatr......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
dost pathan se: April fool manaya??? Pathan: han Dost: kis k sath…??? Pathan: apni BV......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Dost pathan se april fool manaya pathan
Dost Pathan se: APRIL FOOL manaya? Pathan: Han Dost:kis k saath? Pathan:Bv k 7! hum......
- Dekhta main raha ghoomta phir raha apney
Dekhta Main Raha, Ghoomta Phir Raha Apney Kapdon Mein Paibandh Ginta Raha. Naukri Ik Mili,......
- Hansta raha hansaata raha duniya ko mein
Hansta Raha Hansaata Raha, Duniya Ko Mein Gudgudata Raha, Kitna Dard Hai Seene Mein, Duniya......
- Main uska raha wo begana raha meri
Main Uska Raha, Wo Begana Raha. Meri Nazro’n Mein Uska Hi Afsana Raha. Pyar Uski......
- Kisi dil mein raha na nazar raha
Kisi Dil Mein Raha Na Kisi Nazar Mein Raha, Teri Talaash Thi So Main Safar......
- Angraiz pathan say whats ur name pathan
Angraiz pathan say Whats ur name? Pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN" Angraiz says whts mean......
- 1 pathan dusre pathan se yaar yeh
1 Pathan dusre pathan se:- Yaar yeh ‘SENT MESSAGE’ kiya hota hai..?? Dusra Pathan: Jis......
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya pathan
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k......
- Pathan ki bv sex k doran pathan
Pathan ki BV Sex k doran pathan Se boli: Zara Niples to Chooso! Pathan thori......
- Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms
Pathan ki biwi ny pathan ko sms kiya: Ghar kb aa rhy ho..? Pathan ny......
- Raat pyaarii raat naach chal rahii hai aaj yaadon
raat–pyaarii raat–naach chal rahii hai aaj yaadoN kii pavan–aye raat naach aasmaanoN kii bahan–aye raat......
- Shadi me khana khula shadi me
shadi me khana khula Shadi Me Khana Khula sardar Ko Plate Nhi Mili sardar Apni......
- Duniya se ja raha raha
Duniya se ja raha Duniya se ja Raha hu kafan me chupaye Mooh.. Afsoos baad......
- Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete, dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahin dete, hum......
- Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete
‘Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahin dete, dil ko jazbat ka tohfa nahin dete, hum......
- shab e tanhai raat bhar raat ko ik
-SHAB-E-TANHAI- ….Raat Bhar Raat Ko Ik Raat Jagaya Jaye…! . . Is Ko Maloom To......
- Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi
Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,Dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi dete….Hum aapko chaand......
- Raat ke khwaab sunaayein kis ko raat
Raat ke khwaab sunaayein kis ko, raat ke khwaab suhaane the Dhundle dhudle chehre the,......
- Woh din nahi raat raat pal pal
Woh Din – Din Nahi Woh Raat -Raat Nahi Woh Pal-Pal Nahi Jis Pal Teri......
- Aaj ki raat kal raat sey kuch
Aaj Ki Raat, Kal Ki Raat Sey Kuch Juda To Nahin, Main Bhi Wohi Hu,......
- Kaun hai jo din ko raat raat
Kaun Hai Jo Din Ko Raat, Raat Ko Din Bana Sakta Hai Kaun Gulshan Ko......
- Chand se pyari chandini chandini raat raat
Chand Se Pyari Chandini, Chandini Se Pyari Raat, Raat Se Pyari Zindagee, Zindagee Se Pyare......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll......
- Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe Nikla. Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll......
- Geo pathan for those who say
GEO PATHAN FOR THOSE WHO SAY PATHANS R FOOLS, LETS SEE (1) A FOOL CAN’T......
- Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus
Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya......
- A pathan used to go college with
A pathan used to go to college with his donkey… After few years he had......
- Ek pathan ki tang jal gai
EK PATHAN KI TANG JAL GAI DR NE BORNAL OR VEGRA SEX TABLET DI PATHAN......
- Ek pathan k dil ki khuahish
Ek Pathan k Dil ki khuahish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka......
- pathan goes for job intrview
*’* Pathan goes For job Intrview. Questin. Where is Ab Dabi,? Pathan. Jis qabrustan me......
- Pathan k boss ney use job se
pathan k boss ney use job se nikal dia, pathan roz us k gher k......