If some body says
u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute
Than give him a slap,
And tel him / her
To day is 26th March
NOT FIRST APRIL….
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- Tamam bewaqufon ko ittala di jati hai
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- Fool se ne foolon ki foolwari me
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