‘School’

A place where Papa pays nd Son plays.

‘Life Insurance’

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

‘Doctor’

A person who kills your ills by pills & kills you by bills.

‘Marriage’

It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & a woman gains her Master.

‘Smile’

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

‘Atom Bomb’

An invention to end all inventins.