A Smoker Was Smoking on Airport:

A Gentleman Arrived And Asked Him: 1 Din Me Kitnay Cigrate Pe Latay Ho.

Smoker: Ku

Gentleman: Agar Tm Ab Tak Zindagi Me Cigrate Pe Khurch Kie Pasay Bachatay Tu Samne Khara Hua Plane Tmhara Hota.

Smoker: Kya Wo Plane Aap Ka Hai.

Gentleman: Nai

Smoker: Thanks For Ur Information, Wo Plane Mera Hai.

MORAL: Kabi Ziada OVER Honey Se Bayizti Bhi Hojati Hai.