Teacher: Tumhary Papa kya kaam kartay hain?
Bacha: ‘KFC’ k Maalik hain.
Teacher: Nice, KFC ka kya matlab hai?
Bacha: ‘KAKA FRUIT CHAAT.’
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- Youn hi intezar kartay sari umar beet
Youn Hi Intezar Kartay Kartay Sari Umar Beet Jayi Gi Tum Nahi Aoo Gay Par......
- Teray frauk kay lamhay shumaar kartay huay
Teray Frauk Kay Lamhay Shumaar Kartay Huay Bikhar Gaey Hein Tera Intazaar Kartay Huay Tau......
- Kabhi rootha nahe kartay sono aissa
Kabhi rootha nahe kartay…. sono aissa nahe kartay…. jinay pana na ho aasan aunhain soucha......
- Badnam zamanay main mohabat nahi kartay dil
Badnam Zamanay main mohabat nahi kartay, Dil walay toh dushman say bhi nafrat nahi kartay,......
- Tere firaaq k lamhay shumar kartay hovay
tere firaaq k lamhay shumar kartay hovay bikhar chalay hai tera intizzar kartay hovay ........
- Tere firaaq k lamhay shumar kartay hovay
tere firaaq k lamhay shumar kartay hovay bikhar chalay hai tera intizzar kartay hovay ........
- Pathan ko sarak kinary peshab kartay daikh
Pathan ko sarak Kinary Peshab Kartay Daikh Kar Lerki rasta Badalnay lagi Pathan Bola: Guzr......
- Baray daway kartay thay log umar bhar
BARAY DAWAY KARTAY THAY LOG UMAR BHAR SATH NIBHANAY K ZAIN ABHI TO ZINDA HAIN......
- Hum khud baicha kartay thay kabhi dard e dil
HUM Khud Baicha Kartay Thay Kabhi Dard-e-Dil Ki Dawa…..!! Aaj Waqt Ne Humain Laa Kharra......
- Chalo ab aisa kartay hein sitaray baant
‘+Chalo Ab Aisa Kartay Hein Sitaray Baant Laitay Hein!Zaroorat K Mutabiq Hum Saharay Baant Laitay......
- Aanaa passand kabhi muhabbat nahin kartay
Aanaa Passand Kabhi Muhabbat nahin Kartay..!! Muhabbat Un ka Shewa Hai Jo Khud ko “Maarâ€......
- Boy papa mein kal school nahi
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga. Papa : Kyu Beta? Boy : Aaj......
- Papa beti 12th k bad kya karogi
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?? Beti- B.B.A Karungi!! Papa- What Is Bba. Beti-......
- Beta papa main ghr chor k ja
Beta: papa main ghr chor k ja raha hun kyun k main apni marzi se......
- Sweetu mama papa di jaan
Sweetu ! Mama Papa Di Jaan Sadey wul v karo Dhiyan Asi Boht Han Pareshan......
- Nurse congrats santa ji aap papa ban
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein......
- Papa ye maa itni joron se cheekhti
Papa Ye Maa Itni Joron Se Cheekhti Chil.Laati Kyon Hai, Bhaiya Sota Hai-Â…use Chot Bhi......
- Lazy boy papa 1 glas paani de
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do, Papa:Khud uth k pi lo Boy:Plz de......
- Papa beti 12th k bad kya karogi
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…? Beti- B.B.A Karungi!! Papa- What Is Bba. Beti-......
- Son to sardar papa 55 kitne hotay
Son to sardar ‘papa… 5+5 kitne hotay hain? Sardar ‘ullu de pathay, nalaiq, Idiot, Besharam,......
- A small child papa ap kisi
A Small child: Papa ap kisi larki ko pyar krte he? Papa: Haan tumhari maa......
- Beta apne baap se papa kia aap
beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he.......
- Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main......
- Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main......
- Boy papa mein apni girlfriend ko kia
Boy Papa Mein Apni Girlfriend Ko Kia Doon ? ? Papa Wo Dikhne Mein Kesi......
- Boy papa me apni girl frnd
Boy: Papa me apni girl frnd ko kya dun? Papa: Wo dikhne me kesi hy?......
- Beta papa aj meri mis ny aisa
Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas......
- School a place where papa pays nd
‘School’ A place where Papa pays nd Son plays. ‘Life Insurance’ A contract that keeps......
- Ek bacha apne papa se mane
Ek bacha apne papa se: papa mane b apni shadi pe kanjrian nachani hen, Jeisy......
- Son papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan
Son- Papa sab log shaadi karke pareshan hi hote hain to shaadi kyon karte hain.......
- Papa beti 12th k bad kya karogi
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi? Beti- B.B.A Karungi. Papa- Wat is BBA! Beti-......
- Xtreme kamina bacha son papa ap ki
Xtreme kamina bacha! Son: papa ap ki lovemarrige hoi thi na Dad:Yes son pr tum......
- Sardar kal mary papa kunwen me gir
Sardar :kal mary papa kunwen me gir gaye,boht chila rhy thy. Dost:ab kasy hain wo?......
- Son papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho
Son: Papa aap jese mujhe maarte ho wese dada bhi aap ko marte the…? Dad:......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Sardar son at juice center papa aisi
Sardar Son at juice center: Papa aisi koi machine hoti hai jis mein juice dalein......
- Srdar2 his papa mene shadi krni he
Srdar2 his papa: Mene shadi krni he. PAPA: puter kidhay nal?Sardar: papa dadi ama de......
- Papa mere tum baitho paas muje de
Papa Mere Tum Baitho Paas Muje De Do Wahi Atmavisvas Jo Diya Karte The Tum......
- Child papa ammi ka pait itna q
Child: Papa ammi ka Pait itna q Phula hoa he Dad: Kameny tje sb Pta......
- Shehri bacha papa aaj bohat garmi hy
Shehri Bacha: Papa Aaj BohaT Garmi Hy Papa:Hm Aj Hi AC Lgwa Lngy Gaon ka......
- School mein 1 fail student k papa
School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa Class Teacher se: Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,......