Sardar K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye:

Doctor: Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly?

Sardar: Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.

Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li.

Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala?

Sardar: Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.