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- Hosla chor gaya tha sath nibhane wala
Hosla chor gaya tha sath nibhane wala, Jane kis simat gaya aj wo jane wala,......
- Pathar mujhe kahta hai mera chahne wala
Pathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera Chahne Wala Main Mom Hoon Usne Mujhe Chhukar Dekha Bhi......
- Khujli wala bandar ghoom raha tha ghoomta
Khujli Wala Bandar Ghoom Raha Tha, Ghoomta Hua Sab Ko Dara Raha Tha. Aaya Tha......
- Hume humari jaan se jayada chahne wala
Hume Humari Jaan Se Jayada‚Â Chahne Wala Bhi Tha Kabhi Koi, Ishq Mein Jiske Hadh......
- Apna har ahd e wafa todke jane wala laut
Apna Har Ahd-E-Wafa Todke Jane Wala Laut Kar Ayega Kya Chhodkejane Wala Dhoondta Phirta Hai......
- Deep jala ke rakho jaane wala jaldi
Deep Jala Ke Rakho Jaane Wala Jaldi Aa Jata Hain Gaanth Baandh Ke Rakhne Se......
- Main tera chahne wala hu meri baato
Main Tera Chahne Wala Hu Meri Baato Par Tu Aithbaar Kar Aa Mere Kareeb Aaja......
- Khushion ki barsat dene wala ghum bahar
Khushion Ki Barsat Dene Wala Ghum Ki Bahar De Gaya Rok Na Pay Hum Osay......
- Dekhne wala kya jane hasne kitna roya
Dekhne Wala Kya Jane Hasne Wala Kitna Roya Hai Jo Toot Ke Bikhara Hai Wahi......
- Gama wala diva bhujoun di koshish karda
Gama Wala Diva Bhujoun Di Koshish Karda Haan, Mere Ander Bachi Ek Akhiri Loo Nu,......
- Santa sabji lene gaya wala per pani
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta......
- Aarzu hogi hazaron ko tumhari chahne wala
Aarzu Hogi Hazaron Ko Tumhari Chahne Wala Hum Sa Dikhao To Sahi Bujha Sake Na......
- 3rd kalma subhaanallahe walhamdolillahe wala ilaha illallaho
3rd kalma: SUBHAANALLAHE, WALHAMDOLILLAHE, WALA ILAHA ILLALLAHO, WALLAAHO AKBER, WALA HAULA, WALA QUVVATA ILLA BILLAHIL......
- Zard rang dukh denay wala hota hay
Zard rang dukh denay wala hota hay jesay dubta suraj! jesay pat jharh ki rut!......
- Girlmom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai
Girl:Mom samne wala larka mujhe dekta hai to meri Brizer tight ho jati hai MOM:dont......
- Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya sabzi wala
Ek sardar karele khareedne gaya… Sabzi wala karelon par paani chirak raha tha.. Sardar khara......
- Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna
Agar munni ko topi wala burqa pehna kar dabung film main laya jata tu woh......
- Phool wala sahab ye phol apni girl
Phool wala: Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyen Admi: meri koi girl......
- Aurat doctor se mujhe chabi wala teeka
Aurat Doctor se: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga dain Doctor: Ap k kitnay bachay hain......
- Hudood e zabt e wafa se guzarny wala tha mein
Hudood-e-zabt-e-wafa se guzarny wala tha, Mein apne aap ko neelaam karnay wala tha, Safar k......
- Allah sy muhbat krny wala ehsas e kmtri
ALLAH Sy Muhbat Krny Wala Ehsas-e-Km’Tri Ka Shkaar Nai Hota OR ALLAH K Liye Muhbat......
- Trafic police wala bhuri orat say main
Trafic Police Wala Bhuri Orat Say: ‘Main kitni dyr say siti baja raha tha, app......
- Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat
Gheebat krne wala sbse akhir me janat me jaega (chahy toba b krly). Wo sbse......
- Pathan oyee mera shampoo k sath wala
PATHAN: ‘oyee mera shampoo k sath wala free gift de, Shopkeeper: g us k sath......
- Master g apney student sekoi aashiqi wala
Master g apney student se:koi aashiqi wala sher sunaostdnt:Mota mrta moti peBhooka marta roti peMaster......
- Durood o sallam bajhna wala tain 3 hain1 allah
DUROOD-O-SALLAM Bajhna wala tain (3) hain,1: Allah Tallah,2: Frashta,3: Ahl-e-Amman……………...
- Kash banane wala kuch aisa banaya hota
Kash Banane Wala Kuch Aisa Banaya Hota, Usey Aankh Aur Mujhe Darpan Banaya Hota, Kaash......
- Mard taange waala hoon main taaange wala
Mard Taange Waala Hoon Main Mard Taaange Wala Mujhe Teacher Kya Marega Main To Hoon......
- Hudod e zabt e wafa se guzarne wala tha main apne
Hudod-E-Zabt-E-Wafa Se Guzarne Wala Tha Main Apne Aap Ko Neelaam Karne Waala Tha Safar Ke......
- Pathan miss hamare ghar munna anay wala
PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata? PATHAN: Jab Phichli......
- Munna bhai circuit agar bina daant wala
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple......
- Agar tumse zyada taqat wala shakhs tumhe
Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako Tu......
- Hadood e zabt e wafa se guzarne wala tha main apne
Hadood-e-zabt-e-wafa se guzarne wala tha main apne appko nilaam kerne wala tha, safar k shoq......
- 1 dhobi 2 sweepar 3 weater 4 anday bechnay wala 5 naai
1-DHOBI, 2-SWEEPAR, 3-WEATER, 4-ANDAY BECHNAY WALA, 5-NAAI, 6-QASAAI, 7-TEEN DABBAY WALA, 8-TRACKTER DRIV, 9-MOCHI,...
- Yun to hal karne ko duniya ke
Yun To Hal Karne Ko Duniya Ke Masha-Il Hain Do Char Ghadi Fursat Mein Humse......
- Dil ko se door karne ki ye
Dil Ko Dil Se Door Karne Ki Ye Saajish Na Keejiye Samandar Ki Machhli Hai......
- kisi k na yad karne se
*’* Kisi K Na Yad Karne Se Safar e Zindagi kat To Jati Hi Hai......
- Train me sex karne k baad bv
Train Me Sex karne k Baad BV Shohar Se Dobara karo Na! Husband: Balance khatam......