American –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.
Russian –
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.
Pakistani –
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..
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