Category: Wife SMS

Only man knows a Man`s nature.. Customer: I need a Ladies suit… shopkeeper: Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon? 🙂 (03006329056)

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya. Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwanay police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya. Handsome Lamba qad Gora rang Gaal pe dimple. Parosan: jhoot q bol rahi ho? Tumhara husband to kala,chote qad ka or mota ha. Aurat: jo gaya so gaya, jo aye wo […]

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An Pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se kan main boli, . tenu dulha kinay banaya bhootneeday.

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc. Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet… After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names. The Old Man […]

?Friendship Among Women? A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told her husband she?d slept over at a friend?s house The man called his wife?s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it ?Friendship among Men? A man didn?t come home 1 night. The next day he told his […]

aik shoping mall mein daketi k duran daku nay aik bandy say pochta hai k tum nay kia muje daketi karte huye daikha hai to wo kehta hai k han to daku us ko goli mar deta hai phr daku aik aur bandy say pochta hai k kia tum nay muje daketi karty huye daikha […]

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta …

A fact about women: They can see a hair of a girl on their husband’s coat from 20 meters away, but they can’t see a pillar from two meters while parking a car…..

Larki saath ho to Hotel Bill.. Larki Door ho to Mobile Bill.. Or Larki Naraz ho jaye to Gifts ka Bill Is liye Na lagao Dil.. Na aayega Bill Life is Achi WithOut any Bachi.. No Love, No Tension, No Wife Happy & Easy Life. A Public Service Msg by GirlFriend se mehroom Group.

Wife:Agar mein koh gayi to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mein akhbar mein ad don ga JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO. …

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”

1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye? Admi: Laptop La Do Dost: Woh kion? Admi: ‘Facebook Pe Status to Single ker don’.

Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!! …

Apni wife se romantic guftagu karna aisa hi hai jaise kisi aisi jaga kharish karna jahan kharish na ho rahi ho… Dedicated to all married couples.

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:”Khane me kya he WIFE:zaher HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!

Wife : suno ji, kutte ko kaise pata chalta hai ke kutiya ka mann kar raha hai?? Husband : soongh ke. Wife : Toh Behanchod, tujhe jhukaam hai kya??

Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti. Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy?? . . Guess?? ? ? Come on yar? ? ? Sakoon

Badsurat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

Do Dost aapas men baten karhe the… Aik ne kaha:’Yar meri Bewi itni moti ha k aik dafa weighting Machine pe Chadi tou Machine men se Paper nikla is par likha tha ‘Aik Aadmi Utar jaye’ Dosra Dost: Yar ye tou kuch bhi naheen meri Bewi itni moti ha k Aik dafa men dhobi k […]

1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane police station gai or apne husband ka huliya btaya. Handsome Lamba Qad Gora rang Gaal pe dimple Parosan: jhoot Q bol rahi ho? Tumhara husband to kala,chote Qad ka or mota hy Aurat: jo gaya so gaya jo aaye wo […]

Wife to husband: ‘Stop looking at girls, u r married now.’Husb: ‘Oh Honey, this is not fair. You mean if i’m on diet, i can’t even look at the menu.

Har boy ke Zindagi me ‘3 DOLLS’ Aati Hain Ek Us Beti BABY DOLL Doosri Uski Girl Friend, BARBIE DOLL, Teesri Uski Wife ‘PANADOL’ wo bhi ‘EXTRA’

A man inserted an ‘add’ in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."…

Interesting lines from a husband’s diary: ‘Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse mode & I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car & returns back to her father’s home..;-) 😀 😛

BV sharabhi shohar ko theek kerne ke liye kala libas pehen ke khari ho gai , Shohar jhomtey huwey kon ho tum . BV churail . Shohar ; hath mila mein teri behan da shohar . (sahil)

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo” “Aur” “Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo” Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.

BiWi(GussE MeiN) TuMharE DiMaaG Me To SirF GoBaR Hi BhArA Hai???! ShUhaR(PyaR se) To PhiR Itni DeR Se KhA KioN Rahi Ho???..!!!!!?????…

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women? …

Puraani Kahawat He k Sotay Waqt Koi Tention Le kar Nahi Sona Chahiye… Lakin Hairat he… Phir Bhi Log BV Ko Saath Le ker Sote Hain..;:-)…

WIFE in sexy mood says: ‘Aaj mujhe Rassi se bandh do aur jo karna hai karlo, HUSBAND ne usay bandh diya or Naukrani ko chod diya.

Wife saw a sign board: Shafon suit Rs 15/ Cotton suit Rs 8/ Banarsi suit Rs 10/ Wife: Give me Rs 500 i wil Buy 50 suit Husband: Andhi Dhobi ki Dukan hai:)

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek lrki aye thi. Wah!Kia larki thi. Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tm ko kese pata? Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha

Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Frd & The Maid. Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)…

*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa kisi or khoti ko dekhta tak nahi. Husband: Isi liye to usy ”khota” kehty hain. . .*

Husband: Mujhy samajh nai ati, k tum meri Ammi jesi rotiyan kyu nai pkati?? Wife : kyu k tum wesa atta nai ghundtay Jesa, Tumhary abba ghondty thay.

Khawateen k baray me dilchasp haqaik: Scotland ki aurten ziada kanjoos hoti ha. Dhokha dahi me American aurten subse agay ha. Shohron ki ziada petai Italy ki aurten karti ha. Bharti aurten chughal khor hoti ha. Spain me aurten ziada nokari paisha ha. Arab aurten khamosh’taba hoti ha. Japani aurten ziada hala gula pasand karti […]

Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?? Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.? Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: ?What were you before you married her?? Millionaire: ?A Billionaire…

A Guy Searching, These Keywords on Google: “How to Tackle A Wife..” Google Search Result: “Good Morning, Sir..! Even We are Searching..” =D =P…

AIRPORT Pe- Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai. Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi…..

Wife: India jao to banarsi saari bejna, Dubai jao to Jewelry, France jao to Perfume, Husband ne jal k kaha or dozakh jaoon to kia bhejon? Wife: Imran Hashmi …

Shaadi se pehley Husband k mobile main wife ka naam ‘My Love’:) se save tha Shaadi k baad ‘My sweet wife’:) 1 saal baad ‘Mrs’:) 2 saal baad ‘Home’:) 4 saal baad ‘Chairman’;) 6 saal baad ‘Maasi museeb’ty’;) 8 saal baad ‘Hitler’;) 10 saal baad ‘Malk-ul-moat’;) 15 saal baad . . . . . ‘WR0NG […]

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband n demanded money. HUSBAND replied: ‘I want more proof, KHOpRI Bhej KHOpRi

Ek aurat apni saheli se boli main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya Saheli : kya wo phle ghareeb thy Aurat : nahi phle wo carorepati thy …

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: (W)ashing (I)roning (F)ood (E)ntertainment

3 Aurtain: Husband se ghar k kam Krwane ki bat krte hue. American: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tm pkao gy 2nd din usne kuch na kia 3rd din usne rost bna lia German: meny husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kroge 2nd din wo chup rha 3rd din pora […]

SHOHAR KI GHAZAL Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha ha Bartano ajj mere sir pe baraste Q ho Main ne dho dha kr tumhain kitna saja rakha ha Roz leti ha talashi wo police ki manind Puchti ha kahan paison ko chupa rakha […]

Saas 2 Girl:Shadi k lye kon c Date rkhen btao Grl:shrmate hua Aunti 22 DEC Saas:Koi khas waja Grl: suna hy Saal ki sb se lambi rat hoti he.

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Mard aur Aurat ka rishta bhi kitna ajeeb hai.. Door raho to JUDAI.. Or pas raho to… . . . . . . LARAI Han han wo bi hota hai jo Aap soch rahay ho;

1Admi Dosto ki Mehfil

Husband Suhag Raat k baad Biwi se: Jaan, Raat ko Maza Aaya? Biwi: Aap ko Aaya? hus: Bohat. Biwi: Dekh Lain Aaj Tak kisi ko Shikayat ka Mauqa Nahi Diya.

Husband: ‘Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua..’ Wife (Khush ho kar boli): ‘konsa Faida?’ Husband: ‘Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Dunya Mai Hi Mil Gai…!

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell….

husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna hai kahin se leek to ni ho raha….:P

Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain?? Husband: Takay bahar waly ye na samjhen k main tumhara gala daba raha hon.

Bhengi wife: suno ji meri Aankhein ashwariya se milti hy na? Husband: ghuse se Kambakhat,ye apas me nai milti ashwariya se kia khak mile gi

Pati : Wht’s Hypnotism ? Patni : Kisi Ko, Apne Vash Me Kar Ke, Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana.. Pati : Arey Nahi, Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein…

What’s the difference between a male lawyer and a female lawyer??? Male lawyer knows the LAW. And a female lawyer Knows.. . . The JUDGE

1st night in the Room Wife: Plz, not today. Lets have our 1st night understanding each other..’ Husband: ‘Mera ‘under’ to pahle he stand hai 🙂 :~)

Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi? Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai, wife- koi baat nhi, ab mai aa gai hu na, mai tumhari maa behen ek kr dungi.,.

Best Quote: “A Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, But a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed..”…

Saas ki Demand: Larki Khubsurat ho. Khubsirat ho. Ameer ho Parhi likhi ho Kam umar ho Ghar k kam kaj m mahir ho Thakaan se dur ka wasta na ho Hr waqt khushmizaji dikhae Chahe wo baten sunaen ya taanay dn, sabr o istaqamat ka mujasma ho LARKI ki Demand: Saas na ho..(simple);-):-D

2011 Girls..! Husband : One Cup Coffee… Wife : Whhaatt..? Ask Again…!!! Husband: Can I Get 4 U Darling…. Wife : Thats Better =D

What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake…:

1 aadmi ki 3rd BV ne apne shohar se pucha: Aap ki 1st BV kaise mari? Shohar: Zeher khaane se. BV: Aur 2nd? Shohar: Usey goli maari thi. BV: Q? Shohar: Wo zehar nahi kha rahi thi. BV: Mager aap ne un dono ko maara q? Shohar: Sawaal buhat karti thin… 🙂 :-

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!…

BV: Janu tum mujy waise pyar nhi krte jaise Shahrukh Khan Kajol se film me krta hy! Husband: Saliye O Pyar kran de 2 crore lenda tere Pio ne kadi 200 nai dita.

Wife:Wo samne jo admi drink ker raha hay, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pi raha hay! Husband:Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Wife: subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala, Husband: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai Isse murjhane mat dena.

Story:i Once Upon a Time A Boy Asked to a Girl: Will U Marry Me? Girl said: NO,iOr is trahiLarkaiiHansi khushi rhne lgaiMoral:no wife happy life!@

Lady 2 Doctor: Main Apnay Shohar K Baaray Me Tum sE Ek baAT Pochn Chahti hoOn. Hmari shAdi kO 20 SaAL Ho gAyE Hain, mErA ShoHar eK MisAaLi sHohAr thA. Bepanah Muhabt krnAy wAlLa, lekin jAb sE Ap nE Uska iLaj kIa hAi uSkI ShAksiAt bdAL Kr rEh gAi hAi, zAyada Tr gHr sE BaHIR […]

Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boyfrnd: 2, 1 Tum or 1 wo oper After Meriage Wife: Chand kitne hoty hain? Husband: Anni diye, Nazr nai anda 1 E honda aa…..

admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

70 year old man asked his wife. Do you feel sad when u see me running behind young girls? Wife: No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can?t drive it. …

Man 2 Her Fat Wife: ‘Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In Just 2 Mins?’ Wife:’ Yes, Why Not. Tell Me Wht’s d Procedure?’ Husband: ‘Cut Off Ur Head’ =P ;->…

A recently fired stock trader said … “This is worse than divorce… I have lost everything and I still have my wife…”

Ek admi ko dhamki mili k 3 din me 50 hazar do nhi to tmhari b.v ko aghwa kr len gay. Admi. Me tmhara motalba to pora nhi kr sakta lekin tm apna vaada pora krna….

Aghwaa Baraye Ta’awan Ki Ek Khabr Parh Kr … Biwi Ne Shohar Se Pocha – “Agr Koi Mjhe Aghwa Tou Tum Ktna Ta’awan Doge …?” Shohar- “Ta’awan Ya Inaam …” ;->…

Pati Patni ghumne gaye. Raste mein GADHA ghas kha raha tha. Patni: Wo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai. Namaste karo. Pati: Namaste sasurji……

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b ‘JAANI’ koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam…:-)…

Biwi: ‘Kyun Na Hum Apni Shadi Ki Salgiraha Par Dawat Ke Liye Bakra Zibah Karen?’ Shohar: ‘Ghalti To Mene Ki Hai, Tou Saza Us Gharib Ko Kyun Dein!!!